Monday, July 14th 2008

One Sexy Dude

Brooke Hogan makes it so hard for me to like her. She seems like the only bitch in the Hogan family that has more than half a brain cell, but then she goes and does shit like this. She looks like a tranny roasted chicken stuffed into discount lingerie from the local whore store. Brooke needs to leave this kind of tacky skank shit for the Trannycat Dolls. It's not helping her cause.

You know that after she performed, her daddy probably told her he'd wash that outfit for her. I bet he will. BARF!

Below is some video of Brooke skanking it up with The Knockouts at Mansion in Miami this past weekend.



Okay, at least she wore exquisite lucite heels from the Shauna Sand collection.


Posted by: Michael K


RJII's picture

nothing wrong with a thick girl. the problem is that she has no talents visual to the naked eye and she dresses tranny and she's a hogan. that was so amateurish. i wanted to see how many people were in the audience. it sounded like a couple of woman (trannies) hollering.

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Stoney's picture

OMG, take your off-topic stalker ass and fuck yourself, saddest!!!

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Sartastic's picture

Ok, you can not wear something that petite when you are that frickin' muscular and huge!! On another note, she'd look fantastic in a flannel shirt and baggy overalls.

mishma's picture

I just wanna take her weave and knit it into a sweater, a really tranny, tacky, steroid sweater

Triscuit's picture

Submitted by missy on July 14, 2008 - 2:36pm.
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What up,Homeslice??
stoned yet?
LOL♥

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ineedmorecowbell's picture

Hulk has always seems to have the hots for Brooke. He follows her around like a puppy dog and touches her where any dad shouldn't. When are the tabs gonna call him what he is....

missy's picture

so, wait, I thought the pussycat dolls were a real group. this is just hot girls gyrating on stage in lingerie. is this what pop music is now??

damn.

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Submitted by jim on July 14, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Did someone tell this bitch she was attractive??

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Yah, her father. :P

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Did someone tell this bitch she was attractive??

ricki lake's picture

There once was a tranny named Brooke,
For a woman he was often mistook.
Like a Pussycat Doll,
This ho tried to crawl
'Cross the stage 'til they gave her the hook.

DeeDee's picture

LOL Triscuit!

IG - I've been wondering the same thing.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Amen zomay!

Oh. My. God. She needs to face the fact that she is NOT feminine or sexy.

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Cara's picture

She sure does look like a 40 year old man in drag. Poor thing.

Stoney's picture

WHY WHY WHY does this chunky, talentless, stiff, tone-deaf, fake-hair-having, ugly masculine tramp have a career in show business? Just wondering.

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Clarisse's picture

That's a man, MAN!

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pitseleh's picture

Holy shit!
I can't decide what's worse...Naomi's monster hands or Brooke's redwood sized legs.

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christine the hoff's picture

OMG
I refuse to click, you can't make me.
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islandgirl's picture

Does anybody find this whole "phenomenon" remotely appealing? It makes me cringe.

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Julie Mayfair's picture

Oh C'mon, guys! The "outfit" is not worse than hers singing skills!!

And I quote DeeDee
"Who the fuck pays money to see that shit?"

Seriously?!

Triscuit's picture

UGH.I got to 1:41 sec.
My cat started rubbing my leg and meowing.
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Fucking funny shit!

DeeDee's picture

Who the fuck pays money to see that shit?

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mishma's picture

She looks like my 40 something Russian naybour after a night of too much Stoli. That or the blackjack dealer at Circus Circus in Reno who is 2 months away from her gold plated watch

Triscuit's picture

I thought that was Jessica Simpson!!!
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Fucking funny shit!

thlayly5's picture

Can someone watch that video and tell me what they heard, because it just sounded like screaming, yelling, grunting, and the yowling of a dying cat.

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ViVee's picture

OMG! That's not a man? I can't stand this skanky cunt.

loozer's picture

Dude Looks Like a Lady or Lady Looks Like a Dude?
It hurts my head as well as my eyes.

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The C word's picture

Looks like she's wearing one of her dad's old wrestling outfits.

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dustbunny's picture

I saw a tranny wearing that near the westside highway last night.

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Silvara0428's picture

Oh hell no! I have taken up for her bigness before, but if she's going to keep making me look bad she can just forget it... GEEZ this is bad!!!

zomay's picture

Why are we teaching young girls that fame whore is a career?

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