I'll Take One In Every Color
Not too long, international supermodel and star of "Get Smart," Phoebe Price, said she was working on her own clothing line. She promised that each clothing item would have a picture of her somewhere on it.
Yesterday, Chicken Cutlets' mommy, Flora, wore this luxurious and very expensive-looking t-shirt while the two shopped in Malibu. This must be part of her fashion line! The quality is exceptional, but the text is all wrong. It should read, "Mommy's Little International Supermodel."
I need this shit in every color and style available. I'd rock it day in and day out. Money is no object! I'm sure each t-shirt costs at least 99 cents a few hundred dollars, but I'll sell my dog's body on the street to buy just one. PP is my "little international supermodel."
Here's also some pictures of Mommy's Little International Supermodel at the beach with her dog Henry. Don't even try to look for any cottage cheese, because there isn't any.
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That is the mother of the year. How she puts up with our fabulous PHoebe, I have no idea.
Submitted by Listen herrr on July 14, 2008 - 10:37pm
if you look VERY close at the crotch area, you will notice either a 1) very hairy bush OR 2) a VERY TINY [think verne] type PEEN!!! am i seeing wrong
TT99: Yes, exactly, (angel_i) just shadow from the pooch. We must not allow bad press to befall our Princess of Cutlets! Her enemies camps are working hard to besmirch her name, and we Sluts cannot be apart of it! Over and out. ! gotta get some sleep, after I download some gay male porn. Oh snap, that last sentence, did I think that, or did I actually type that out? Too late, I already hit "Post Comment"
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LOL Listen herrr
That's pooch shadow. Sorry to disappoint.
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URGENT - MK GET IN HERE FAST AND CONFIRM THIS!! in that last pic where she is holding the pooch, if you look VERY close at the crotch area, you will notice either a 1) very hairy bush OR 2) a VERY TINY [think verne] type PEEN!!! am i seeing wrong
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 7:47pm.
OMG She matched her bra with her shoes and her hat
Who doesn't do that?
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Well, I *might*. But certainly not for a stroll on the beach under my clothing but so you could see it!
I can't tell if your joking ;s Hell, this ho has got me so twisted I can't even tell if *I*'m joking!
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Clearly, Phoebes has forgotten her SPF 100. Those freckles are breaking out something awful!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 7:47pm.
OMG She matched her bra with her shoes and her hat
Who doesn't do that?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
ROFLL!!
and i thought they couldnt get any worse..
i mean better
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 7:37pm.
aaaaaaw. Sweet. Mom's got a pre-surgery pic of PP to remind her of what her little model used to look like....
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Ain't it sad? I mean, she was purty before the wacky cartoon inspired surgical makeover...not so sure she was "model purty"...I mean catalogue model purty for that era (early to mid-80's tops, and yes, I'm being kind), but shit, I would have accepted what MuthaFucka Nature gave me if I were pre-Surgery PP (PPP?)...But make no mistake, I ain't no Christie Brinkley in the looks department, but I'll stick with my fug mug over the post surgery PP (PPPpoo)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG She matched her bra with her shoes and her hat. Why does she do those thing things? That colour really clashes with her...and it's not even a pretty bra...why not wear her bathing suit and a sun hat...? And why are her earrings SO big? WHY?!?!
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I don't want the shirt but I'll take 3 pair of Miss Phoebe's shoes.
aaaaaaw. Sweet. Mom's got a pre-surgery pic of PP to remind her of what her little model used to look like....
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Chanel has apologized to PP, so they will be spared the wrath of her litigation management team. Good news for the day shift manager at the West Hollywood Taco Bell who won't have to scramble to find people to fill in for them at the drive-thru.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 14, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by madam s. on July 14, 2008 - 4:03pm.
If I gave my mom a t-shirt that said "Mom's Little Artist", she would have me committed.
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Hee hee I could be "Mom's little lawyer"..hahahah hmm on second thoughts, I kinda like that.
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You've inspired me! I'm getting one printed up that says "Mom's little whore"....What? It's a living....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It's pretty obvious that after the cotty cheese pics she's mortified to the point of dropping 10 pounds, done the botox on the thighs, and revealing the new bod in this photo op. She's lost the curves for sure.
Not sure why she's got her Mum to wear that shirt though.
Dya think she knows she's gonna look just like her mum in 20 years?
I'm bored with you now.
I think PP parks at the same damn spot on PCH for each unscripted photo opp.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by madam s. on July 14, 2008 - 4:03pm.
If I gave my mom a t-shirt that said "Mom's Little Artist", she would have me committed.
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Hee hee I could be "Mom's little lawyer"..hahahah hmm on second thoughts, I kinda like that.
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
How sad is it that Phoebe Price no longer resembles the picture on her mommy's shirt?
Submitted by mahaatma on July 14, 2008 - 2:16pm.
...I didn't realized PP's mom was the actress who played the wicked witch of the north in the Wizard of Oz?...now I know were she gets all that talent...
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ahem *cough cough* that would be the Wicked Witch of the West, Mahaatma, dear.
Glinda is the Good Witch of the North.
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We all need to eat, and why shouldn’t we eat cake?
Obviously the apple doesn't fall far from that tree. I wonder where the mother parks her trailer?
I didn't know PP was adopted! ;>
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She doesn't have cellulite!!!
She still looks good now and the modeling days.
Keep walking on the beach we know you don't have
cellulite
Nice Mom to walk with you.
...I didn't realized PP's mom was the actress who played the wicked witch of the north in the Wizard of Oz?...now I know were she gets all that talent...
God help me for saying this, but I think she looked semi-decent before all the plastic surgery.
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Potato Wave!
I mean, she almost looks like some goofy Geena Davis girl-next-door type there, now she's just some FUBAR headcase with a headcase mother. It's just like the Cheeky Girls.
You haven't heard of Phoebe Price???? You need only to go to her website (www.phoebeprice.com) to learn of her magestic beauty, theatrical talents, and international modeling career.
Oh, that tshirt picture of her makes me so unbearably sad :(
PP kinda looks cute in the last two thumbnails.
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 3:59pm.
AW I wanted to be on Tiny Talent Time too - but my mama would take me. I can tap dance! ;D
edited to add: like an 8 year old.
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Heeeheee...I took tap lessons at that age too! :D
OnT: Her mother needs to get a t-shirt that reads "My Mommy Thinks I'm Special."
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
If I gave my mom a t-shirt that said "Mom's Little Artist", she would have me committed.
Remember kids...no one will ever love you as much as your mommy.
Someone may love you better but no one will ever love you as much.
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We all need to eat, and why shouldn’t we eat cake?
well i see where she gets her beak ..err. nose from
Submitted by The C word on July 14, 2008 - 3:48pm.
I always wanted to be on Tiny Talent Time but I couldn't twirl a baton.
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AW I wanted to be on Tiny Talent Time too - but my mama would take me. I can tap dance! ;D
edited to add: like an 8 year old.
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The poorer the printing quality the better Phoebe looks. Hi-Def is not her friend.
So confused - the pic on the T-shirt doesn't even look like PP. Why do her cheeks look so deflated?
"That's it?! Bitch, add a thumb up in there or something!" ~ MK
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 14, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Ooh...that must be the uber-famous "I'm hugging myself tightly" pose....so ultra cool!!
Hey! It was cool in the mid-'80s!
uHMM THE PIC IS OLD.
AND LIKE THE COLOR OF THE PIC IS LIKE...NOT SO GOOD.
UHMM
I WOULDNT BUY IT LOL
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Ooh...that must be the uber-famous "I'm hugging myself tightly" pose....so ultra cool!!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 3:45pm.
O no! When I said she was like me, I meant it. I was on some obscure show that no one ever saw but it got sold to Germany, Japan and Spain (???) a whole bunch of times.
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So in actuality, you were more successful than Phoebes.... ;)
I always wanted to be on Tiny Talent Time but I couldn't twirl a baton.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
What do you want to bet that she ran right out after those terrible cellulite pictures and got the Kim KardASSian treatment?? lmao
Yeah...her cutlets are ALL natural!! PFFFFT!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
That pic was Phoebe's first modeling job out of high school - JC Penney's Christmas 1985 catalog.
Submitted by The C word on July 14, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Were you a Degrassi kid?
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O no! When I said she was like me, I meant it. I was on some obscure show that no one ever saw but it got sold to Germany, Japan and Spain (???) a whole bunch of times.
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@ Ricki-
Oh. My. God. *standing ovation*
That was pure genius to come up with that so quickly.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Newsflash bitch! Your child is 50 now!
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 14, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Another ode of greatness!! Masterpiece!!
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Phoebe needs to wear a T-shirt with Mom's pic on it, with the caption, "#1 Mom"
that photo is SO pre-op it's not even funny...but PP hasn't had any work done....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
At any rate, due to ton's of super obvious plastic surgery, Phoebs doesn't even bear a passing resemblance to her mom unit.
A ginger, walking the beach.
A famewhore, attention leech.
A deluded mother,
That t-shirt? Oh, brother!
Let's pray for a rip-tide to breach.
Away went this red-headed fam.
Goodbye, you freckled white ham!
Awash in the sea,
Was poor Miss Phoebe,
Hoping they photo'd her clam.
A star she became, I hear,
Too late for her cellulite rear.
Famous for dying,
This dumb ho died trying
To be more than Hot Babe of the Year.
I keep seeing these celebutards wearing these long, pregnant-chic dresses. Where are these being sold? I never see them anywhere. Then again I don't live in the States so maybe they're only popular there but I need a nice dress for when I can't be bothered to shave.
What does she "model"? Who the hell is she anyway? I'd never heard of her before coming to Dlisted. Somebody please explaiiiin!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?