Monday, July 14th 2008
What?!
Sarah Silverman is no longer fucking Jimmy Kimmel. The two have broken up after 5 years of being chained to each other. And I thought they were going to last forever! Who the hell is going to date them now?
Jimmy's spokesbitch told People, "Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment." Wha?! Not even a joke. What the hell kind of break-up statement is that? They should have at least made a crack that they broke up because Jimmy can't stop pooping the bed or because Sarah really did fuck Matt Damon.
She's totally going to go gayelle now. You know it.
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Please don't let this be an excuse for her to stop waxing.
Submitted by mag on July 15, 2008 - 10:10am.
SS is one of the best satirists in existence, with the exception of MK (smooch). Too bad her comedy is over people's heads...
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Be careful. With your nose up in the air like that you might just step into a manhole!
Such scruples y'all have when you frequent a web site that's all about P fucking OPP.
SS is one of the best satirists in existence, with the exception of MK (smooch). Too bad her comedy is over people's heads...
I never thought I would have to utter these words, but Jimmy Kimmel was the attractive one in that relationship. Sarah Silverman looks like someone from the cast of Planet of the Apes with that crazy chimp upper lip.
Laura Silverman, however, is awesome.
She sucks. I love crass, and non-politically correct humour, but this chick is not. Funny. At. All.
Oh, not to mention, a homewrecker.
And he's a boring idiot.
Classy, huh?
Karma's a bitch.
UGLY & Grossly overated...Both of them!
nooooooooooooooooooooo
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
are they both gonna still have rights to making fun of Paris Hilton?... that's all i really care
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
i can only hope she'll go gayelle now...i'm waiting over here Sarah.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 11:29pm.
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PFFFT!! Holy Christ, who dropped the flounder?
And I've posted this a few times over the last week, simply because it makes me laugh.
http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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AN-I-MAL! And you totally just farted...don't lie...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's funny, but strikes me as the kinda chick who fancies herself a tad too much. I mean, Jimmy's not hot, and she's good looking in a no-makeup-college-chick-down-the-hall kinda way. He would've been lucky to bang a chick like her when he was in Delta Ep Delta wondering if that chick on the 2nd floor of the WInkler Dorm would get with him. But now...yeah, not so much.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
what the hell is up with all the LONG SIGNATURES? geez... 4 lines of a bunch of stupid crap...it's hard to read comments.
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Kizzy
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DebFrmHell is nothing if not polite. That is a nice spin on it, not as crass. Makes me proud of that American ingenuity :D
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm.
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We always sang it your way around my house.
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Well, maybe she was just tryna be polite. I can respect that - being Canadian and all:) (What is with me and Canada? You have to watch out for that Mr. Pres...he's got my head full of Canadianisms and Aubrey O'Dey. That can't be good)
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Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm.
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We always sang it your way around my house.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Beans! Beans! American food,
The more you eat,
The more you toot.
The more you toot,
The better you feel.
So let's have beans,
At every meal.
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O you Americans, appropriating every damn thing!
Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart!
Yeesh ;p
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Didn't she break up his marriage?
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 14, 2008 - 8:29pm
Wow. I surprised he keeps getting all these stories and being put on lists for being the best blogger or whatever, when he's stealing other peoples work!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 14, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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You're BOTH animals!! *farts daintily*
And may I just say, I am enjoying the hell out of this White Russian. And my drink is pretty good too.
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 14, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 6:18pm.
I poot. I do not fart.
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Sure, keep telling your woolly ass that, and the rest of us will keep holding our noses...Poot? Pffft...and no, that wasn't a tiger fart...Ok, yes it was...and it's particularly smelly so abandon ship!
O/T: These two pooted in front of the cameras but behind closed doors? Hard core farters!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Submitted by stake_spike on July 14, 2008 - 7:22pm."
I've seen piggy rip entire posts from MK way back when I used to go to both sites. Verbatim. Whore has NO shame.
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Beans! Beans! American food,
The more you eat,
The more you toot.
The more you toot,
The better you feel.
So let's have beans,
At every meal.
Have no idea why I remembered that when reading this post/threads. Methinks is that the picture is giving me gas.
Reverting back to childhood.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 6:18pm.
I poot. I do not fart.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 8:18pm.
I just thought it was odd. Sometimes it's so blatant.
Submitted by patty cake on July 14, 2008 - 6:17pm.
I wonder if he is bummed that he left his wife and family now.
Very true. The kids are pretty young.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by Sheeps on July 14, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 5:57pm.
You animal.
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Oh, look who's talking! Do I even need to bring up your grass farts? Huh? Hellooo...And Bean-O was his Name-O...Oh yes, I did. I went there...
O/T: Both of these people look extremely gassy to me...Oh, what? You don't think they're farters? Oh, please! It was Sheeps on beans up their crib, you know it was! That's what broke them up...Well, that and Jimbo boning Miss Scarlet in the Library up the ass with a strap-on!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by stake_spike on July 14, 2008 - 9:17pm.
I'm sure Mr. Piggy is the guilty party. Like he could suddenly become funny?
I wonder if he is bummed that he left his wife and family now.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Is MK plagarizing Perez Hilton's page or is Piggy Hilton plagarizing MK?
I don't go onto Piggy's page much because I don't like him and I don't want to contribute to the number of hits his site gets, but when it's a slow news day I do check it out. Anyway, lately I've noticed that his stories and MK's resemble each other, like punch lines. Today for instance Piggy ended his Jimmy Kimmel post by doing the Matt Damon line and MK ended his post using the same line. I've noticed similarites before.
Fishy....
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 5:57pm.
You animal.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Submitted by Sheeps on July 14, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Who cheated?
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Sarah. She was fucking Matt Damon.
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Totally agree. I cannot stand her, but do give her props for humiliating Parasite. I'll still invite her to my dinner party for that.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 14, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Who cheated?
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Yeah, and not only that, but who farted up in here???? Who fucking farted in this thread? That shit smell like rancid dog puke with a topper of cat piss! Who farted?...What? What?...Ok, it was me....
Well, What Sheeps said...WHO CHEATED? It was totally Jimbo with a stripper in Jack Daniels strewn cheap motel...It's cheater Clue! But no one gets Colonial Mustard...That hot bitch is MINE...mmmmm...Mustard....Delicious...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
PORTIA DI ROSSI better watch her man.
I remember her when she guest starred in an episode of Star Trek Voyager. She was super cute in that one.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I don't like either one of them
Who cheated?
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Is this why his show has be reruns for going on 2 weeks now?
oooooooppps :|
these two probably got tired of laughing at eachother.
I like her, but he's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
>L..L<
i dont think she's that funny, but because of the way she made fun of parasite hilton before going to jail it made me love her..
That makes me sad
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
The pair met during a roast for Hugh Hefner, where Silverman told the audience he was fat and joked he had no charisma — but that didn't stop them from working together.
"He hired me to do voices on [Comedy Central's] Crank Yankers and around the second season of that we started hanging out," Silverman has said. "A while after that he kissed me."
Kimmel separated from his wife Gina in 2002 after 14 years of marriage. Silverman has said she wouldn't consider getting married until gay marriage is legalized.
P. S. I thought Mario Cantone was the bomb in "The Aristocrats" - laughed until I cried!
Someone actually slept with her?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I became disgusted by Jimmy Kimmel years ago when he left his family for this.
I've never watched his show and don't plan to. Nor have I ever watched anything she's done.
Together, apart, couldn't care less about either.
I know nothing about Jimmy Kimmel, but Sarah Silverman is fucking annoying. You can so tell that she wanted to be the hot one in high school/college.
Anywhore, I always thought that a guy would leave her for somebody else, not the other way around.
Submitted by yo-landa on July 14, 2008 - 1:32pm.
he left his wife and kids for her when they first started dating. They're both idiots.
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I used to like him when he was on the Kevin and Bean morning show on the radio. He and his wife had married young, and she supported him as he tried to make a name for himself. They were such a lovely little family (he has a boy and girl from his first wife). As soon as he gets his late night show, he dumps her for Sarah Silverman. I don't like her, her comedy is just about offending other races/religions other than her own.
I knew it! I'm telling you... couples who date for years and years and years and never commit are doomed.