Katie Price Wants Another Baby
Katie Price was so moved after watching a BBC documentary about disabled orphans in Bulgaria that she wants to adopt one. In related news, Bulgaria has just announced that fake-tittied celebrities from the UK can no longer adopt from their country.
Kate told The Sun, “We want to be able to help a child to have a better life. The program moved me to tears. So many babies who are born with disabilities find it hard to find adoptive parents – no one wants them. So Pete and I have been to see a lawyer about adopting a baby from abroad.”
I love how Katie tells the press instead of going out and just doing it. I'm sure before she visited her lawyers, she visited the magazines first to see how much cash she could get for the exclusive pictures. Harvey is not amused by any of this.
Thanks Donna
She might want to make her kid do some serious laps around their home (aka la trailer supremo) first.
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GovJerryBrown- Biafra fan?"
My Army smiles and never frowns.
You are the first ever to catch on.
I don’t like her very much and have always suspected that Harvey’s problems stemmed from her boozing and drugging whilst waiting for mummy’s little earner to gestate. I also think Princess Ta me me me me me me looks like she might have been hit with a similar vodka and pills stick. HOWEVER just because she is a tart and he’s a total numpty doesn’t mean that I'm right. Harvey’s issues might not be her fault and like others said at least she doesn’t hide him away like Revolta. So, it is possible that they might actually do this decent thing and shame St Ange and her Benetton babies. Mind you, we’re saying that Ange has never adopted a less than perfect baby but have you looked at Pax? Seriously that boy is not right. He’s either got something like autism or he’s in shock at being taken from the home he knew for years, taken away by a self absorbed nut job, given a new name, dragged round the world and not able to understand a damn thing.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
If Katie does adopt a handicapped child brangalina will go into major panic mode!
That a b list English Pam Anderson could outdo her with one adoption when they've done three! I hope this happens just to see how this affects their egos!
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Run, Harvey, run!!!!
I thought it was a Caption this contest. Do you all see what happens when 2 U.K. siblings breed?
GovJerryBrown- Biafra fan?
Anyways, she is such a bitch on her show... it's unbelievable. And wtf is wrong with her legs?!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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Submitted by GovJerryBrown on July 15, 2008 - 9:05am
Your username is hilarious. Now all we need is a user named "Linda Ronstadt".
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
I just can't get the Chav pronunciation of "disabilities" out of my head. How would that spell out linguistically? Dis-uh-bill-ut-ees?
i fucking LOVE Harvey. that kid is fucking ace.
and rock on to my girl Katie Price and her husband Peter for being willing to take on all them damn ass kids. fuck knows i won't be having any or doing that shit. she's got the money, why the fuck not?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 10:48pm.
It didn't even phase her.
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Did you mean faze?
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
That is what the pediatricians call an FLK - "funny looking kid."
Submitted by Leatherette on July 14, 2008 - 10:59pm.
This skeeze drank, drugged, and fucked vibrating cell phones while pregnant with Harvey expecting a fat pay day from the soccer player sperm donor AND a healthy child because that's JUST how it should be in skeezerville. Fuckwad now wants to make undeserved pity a career.
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Is the father involved at all? Or did he burn that bridge?
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Clap them on the back and they just want more. She needs to take care of her family while Harvey is young enough, he is going to be strong and can be dangerous, even if he didn't mean to. If she keeps fighting for Harvey, maybe they will listen and find a solution for him and others like them, otherwise she needs to STFU.
She reminds me of Chris Rock's line regarding fathers who love to brag about "being there" and raising their own children: "What do you want -- a COOKIE?!"
This skeeze drank, drugged, and fucked vibrating cell phones while pregnant with Harvey expecting a fat pay day from the soccer player sperm donor AND a healthy child because that's JUST how it should be in skeezerville. Fuckwad now wants to make undeserved pity a career.
Submitted by Me Wants Your Cookie on July 14, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Cue AbFab "Romanian Babies" episode
in 3... 2 ... 1 ,,,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ePOaptqdT0
3 minutes in!!!
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fuck YES -- LOVE that ep <-- scratch that: Love ALL Ab Fab eps!
Harvey fucking rocks!
Didn't she did her boobs redid to look better and smaller? Well, they pointing south at the nip area and they don't look one bit smaller, so WTF? Somebody botched her redid on her fugly did...Can't nobody fix this bitch's tits? Same with Posh. Why you gonna have wonky tits when you got money? Huh? Answer me that. No excuse! You got money and you got fake tits we better see some good work, otherwise, back under the scalpel with yo' ass! I'm tired of the wonky tits!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She already has one disabled child- her husband.
Harvey is the only smart one in the bunch.
I think she needs to just concentrate on her family.
omfg me want cookies! I love that episode.
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Please report any posts pertaining to me or my personal life and just ignore the person posting them. Thanks whores. I'd tongue your bunghole if you could spare me of this shit.
Cue AbFab "Romanian Babies" episode
in 3... 2 ... 1 ,,,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ePOaptqdT0
3 minutes in!!!
If anybody has enough kids, it's this twat. Accept for Brangelina.
It's nice that she wants to do something good, but it's not so nice that she wants everyone to pat her on the back for it, especially before she even does it.
Having said all that, she looks like a burnt piece of bacon that fell on the floor of a Carrow's and the night manager decided that he shouldn't throw it away or give it to a dog but instead taught it how to be an annoying whore who dresses badly.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Why do these whores feel the need to constantly breed? Their not happy unless something is going in or coming out of their vagina.
MrsK, your siggy is right on the mark. I'm off to make one!
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House: "You LIE to them!"
Harvey is seriously going to have to choke a bitch.
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You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.
Submitted by JillyPoo on July 14, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Mrs.K, i've heard of people like that, and i tip my hat to them. They possess a patience level that i'll never have!
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I got my hands full with two cats and a dog!
In my own defense, they are all three very demanding!
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We all need to eat, and why shouldn’t we eat cake?
Mrs.K, i've heard of people like that, and i tip my hat to them. They possess a patience level that i'll never have!
Maybe Jordan *would* be a good candidate for adopting a disabled child; she has the experience, and she seems like a good mother. However, i don't know that someone with her lifestyle ("celebrity") can really handle more than she already has. Her hands seem pretty full with Harvey.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
It isn't about money, though - wouldn't any child be better off with a less wealthy family who didn't either drag it around the globe as part of their efforts to conquer the entertainment world, or leave it at home with hired help whilst they did this?
good on her. it looks like they have the money to provide a nice life for the child.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by JillyPoo on July 14, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Adopting a child with disabilities is an admirable thing to do, but she already has Harvey; maybe she should devote her time to the disabled child she already has...
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Yeah, I know, but check this out!!!
My Flesh and Blood
(2003) UR
This documentary tracks a year in the life of Susan Tom, a courageous California woman who has adopted 11 "special needs" children, including a girl born without legs, a girl badly disfigured from burns, a boy afflicted with a deadly skin ailment and a troubled boy with cystic fibrosis. The film captures many happy times such as school dances and summer vacations, but also depicts heartbreaking events such as hospital visits and a death.
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We all need to eat, and why shouldn’t we eat cake?
No more babies for this white-trash pair.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 14, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I love Jordan. She is a great mother and she has a big heart, I hope she adopts a baby. Her and Peter will provide it with a wonderful life.
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OK, that's it. Your comments just keep getting stoopider and more outrageous with each passing day. You are doing this shit on purpose.
Attention WHORE!!!!!
THAT PIX OF HARVEY IS CLASSIC!
If this is done in all honesty she may be a btter person I.
I love Jordan. She is a great mother and she has a big heart, I hope she adopts a baby. Her and Peter will provide it with a wonderful life.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 4:48pm.
I tell you what my friends, i got no snark for Katie as a mom. After watching that video...no hating from me. I would have snatched that ruler out of his hands after about 30 seconds and beat him upside the noggin. It didn't even phase her.
(don't worry, i don't have kids)
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I'm with you on that. I'm starting to warm up to her. Have no clue what she is famous for.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
That kid looks ridiculous!
I tell you what my friends, i got no snark for Katie as a mom. After watching that video...no hating from me. I would have snatched that ruler out of his hands after about 30 seconds and beat him upside the noggin. It didn't even phase her.
(don't worry, i don't have kids)
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
If her intentions are pure, then good for her.
On a side note, she has the weirdest body. Ano legs with watermelons on top is a strange-looking combo.
it has been a long time since we have hear from her
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
If she actually goes through with it, good. At least she talks about her son's disabilities (unlike Travolta). Angie would never adopt one that isn't perfect!
Adopting a child with disabilities is an admirable thing to do, but she already has Harvey; maybe she should devote her time to the disabled child she already has...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Agreed - people (celebs or otherwise) who adopt any child deserve more respect than this vapid attention whore.
If these truely are her intentions based on her bleeding heart, then good. But if it's a publicity stunt. Shame on her.
Okie - OMG! Your walking pot leaf has my DYING over here! BWAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!
If she actually adopts a kid with disabilities and not just a kid from the region, I will have to give her a half point on the respect scale. But I'll still wonder if it's for attention.
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Personally, the whole "I'm doing it just for the press and the ego boost" thing cancels out any awesomeness for me.
People who do it without the fanfare have my respect. Not trashy whores who jump on the worthy-cause bandwagon to boost their own image in the public eye.
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This is an awesome thing to do. I don't know who this bitch is, but more power to her. I saw a documentary on orphans in Russia who were victims of the Chernobyl blast who have all kinds of disabilities and are in just horrendous conditions and it was fucking heartbreaking. I had to turn it off. St. Angie Jo should shine her miraculous healing aura in THAT direction.
If an overblown celebrity adopts one of those kids, I'm on the love train with it.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
A fat-titty newsboy in knit.
A plaid-wearing pile of shit.
A princess in tow,
And Harvey on show,
A family I'd rather forget.
My career is slowing down, Mr. Agent, I already went to rehab, divorced then remarried my third and fourth husband, respectfully and made a sex tape with just me, a futon and a family of badgers, what's next for me?
Adopt a baby
PROFIT!