Can't A Bitch Enter A Peen Sucking Contest Without Getting Arrested?!
This story has nothing to do with Wonky McValtrex, but I googled "dick sucking competition" and this picture came up. It just seemed right.
So... 9 British chicks were arrested this past weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition on the Greek island of Zakynthos. The police said that the dumb whores are facing prostitution charges.
The chicks were vacationing on the island when they were offered money to take part in the contest. They were videotaped and the organizers planned to show it on the internet. 6 British dudes, 6 Greek dudes and two bar owners were also charged with encouraging obscene behavior.
Those 9 dumb whores should be ashamed of themselves! They obviously thought they were good enough dick suckers to enter a competition, but they can't persuade a few cops to let them go? Any skilled dick sucker would've sucked those cops into submission!
It's a sad day when bitches can't suck dick in public without getting arrested. What is this world coming to?
And what I want to know is, what are the rules in a dick sucking contest? Whoever deep throats the longest without barfing wins? Does honorable mention go to whoever can lick the nuts with their tongue at the same time? And where can I download an application for next year's competition? I've been training.
That being said, I am pleased to announce that next year I will hold the First Annual Dlisted Convention around this time on the beautiful Greek island of Zakynthos. Don't worry about packing clothes, you will only need condoms, toothpaste and a giant economy size Listerine. Don't bring floss! Remember! You aren't supposed to floss before sucking a big dick!
Thanks Lisa
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 15, 2008 - 12:17pm.
so ESE... what do you have against sleep?
ooh, ooh!.. sorry, late response, i didn't catch this till now! sleep is for the weak... and it cuts into my drinking time, we can't have that now can we?!LOL!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
MK, I am THERE!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
so ESE... what do you have against sleep?
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I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 15, 2008 - 11:04am.
aw I missed BEAT. I remember you you manwhore.
me too BEAT!.. sorry i missed ya!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
aw I missed BEAT. I remember you you manwhore.
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I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
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Come check out Mafia Crime!!
the girls were not Brits.. they were eastern european women who worked at the bar.. Reuters has confirmed this via the Zakynthos police..
Dawnie and I would show these bitches how it's done. *sigh*
Hey bitches! Remember me? No? k I'll be leaving then
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
I am really fond of her.She is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service R I C H L O V I N G.C O M with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.
I'm guessing the Greek hookers are having a dick sucking competition because, judging from the ones I see on Syngrou Avenue, they were all born male anyway, so they can practice on each other.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Linzee on July 15, 2008 - 12:32am.
hey, hey, hey!.. dropping out of high school does not show anything about somebodys potential or intellect... but, yeah.. Paris is an idiot... kindergarten kids laugh at her finger painting skills
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
God, Paris is fucking hideous.
Seems the only place on the Web where she isn't roundly despised and condemned is at Fat Fuck Perez's site.
Funny, though: the little pre-teen "fans" of her who comment on that blog don't even know the most basic Parasite Trivia, i.e. the fact that she dropped out of high school and has produced no proof that she obtained even a G.E.D., or that she is a herpes-infested whore.
Paris is aging very poorly... being anorexic and tanning your skin to the point where it resembles a moccasin doesn't make you look young.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 15, 2008 - 12:14am.
go ahead, underestimate... i see the glass totally empty... constantly!LOL!
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
A case of Everclear should do the trick, Deb.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 12:11am.
Checked balances... I still have to pay for open bar for ESE.
i think you're gonna need a bigger boat... er, credit line!
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
Checked balances...can we settle for Athens, GA instead? I still have to pay for open bar for ESE.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Viva, never giggle with your mouth full...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 12:01am.
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Deb!! Pink is perfect... rather festive, no?
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 15, 2008 - 12:04am.
Dlisted has ruined me. I was just uh... practicing for the convention and I kept giggling because I was thinking about you sluts!
makes me feel better just being involved in some way!LOL!
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
Dlisted has ruined me. I was just uh... practicing for the convention and I kept giggling because I was thinking about you sluts!
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I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
I heard there was no age limit. Made me check the balances on credit cards...Greece and Open Bar for ESE can tend to get alittle expensive.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Hi IG!
Would that be a pink feather boa? Perfect for convention...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 11:56pm.
and i now know who i'm gonna be searching out through the crowd!
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
Submitted by islandgirl on July 14, 2008 - 11:56pm.
see, that's easy for you... it usually takes tequila for me to put on the feather boa!
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
EveryStrangersEyes on July 14, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 14, 2008 - 11:44pm.
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What a co-inky-dink! I'm drinking a White Russian and wearing a feather boa as we type! :)
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Póg ma thoin.
But ESE, I have been practicing unhinging my jaw all afternoon, just for a warm up ya know?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 11:51pm.
depends... open bar?
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
If all you are wearing is a fedora, I AM IN!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 14, 2008 - 11:44pm.
no idea, i'm still trying to figure out how to show up at the convention wearing a fedora, drinking a white russian, and still be incognito
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
I just noticed this line from MK... I was too excited about the convention to notice it earlier.
"Remember! You aren't supposed to floss before sucking a big dick!"
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Is that true? That's a joke, right?
*cancels plans to floss*
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Póg ma thoin.
TV, I think Paris Hilton is OCD when it comes to dick.
angel, the funny thing is I found out about Amanda when I was watching an anime video mashup of a Guns and Roses song. It was one of the sidebar links that was also anime. Giving Up, I think it was. She just had a voice that was amazing so I searched for her on iTunes and the rest is history.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
All I know it that some sucker wants to live in...Glendale
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 11:23pm.
I have ADD/OCD. I keep losing interest before I get my hands washed 15 times in a...hey!! let's ride bikes!!!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Aw, sorry! I'm not an asshole, really. I just have extreme ADD. I was going to respond and then the blowjob and candy porn came into my head.
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Actually, I knew that. I DID say I had a man once, din't I? ;p
and LOL! I think you're more Canadian than I am...! It's Amanda...you like her, I know. But seriously, dude - you have to see her onstage;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Aw, sorry! I'm not an asshole, really. I just have extreme ADD. I was going to respond and then the blowjob and candy porn came into my head.
So, you know that JJ loon must have got into my head about us being one person because I was extra polite today, Canadian style. And I caught myself whistling O Canada.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 14, 2008 - 11:19pm.
and going in her mouth is gonna clean it off?!
edited... wait, wait... "going" in her mouth is Kardashian, isn't it?... sorry, wrong slut
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
Dayum! Can't a bitch get a "Aw, too bad!" ?
Especially you Mr. President! You made me look! But no...y'all are are off planning your bjs! Have you decided who goes first?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 14, 2008 - 11:15pm.
To be completely fair to the lollipop, it did just come out of her rectum and desperately needed to be cleaned off.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 11:16pm.
oooh, interracial.. scandalous!
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 14, 2008 - 11:10pm.
People on the lolli-porn message boards are still talking about the gang bang scene with the Tootsie Roll Pops.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 14, 2008 - 11:11pm.
you would think even lollipops would know about the "Paris fucks anything, 10% off" coupons
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
Right before the pic was taken, the lollipop asked if it could buy her a drink, so it was definitely asking for it, and even paid more than the customary amount.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 11:06pm.
i stand corrected... i didn't know you were such a connoisseur of the lolipop porn scene!LOL!
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 14, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by TT99 on July 14, 2008 - 10:51pm.
I know, that Lollipop has Herpes now.
i know, really!... that lolli never asked for this!
I know Paris keeps lollygagging! ba dum bum!
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Paris wasn't a participant, there were only 14 guys there. She calls that "bathtime".
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 14, 2008 - 10:58pm.
i know, really!... that lolli never asked for this!
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You think so? Do you really believe Chupa Chups was it's REAL name? That's a porn star name, right there. That lolli was a fucking whore, if you ask me.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by TT99 on July 14, 2008 - 10:51pm.
I know, that Lollipop has Herpes now.
i know, really!... that lolli never asked for this!
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 14, 2008 - 10:49pm.
I've never seen a lollipop catch herpes before.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I was going to suggest we put Madonna on the Olympic blow job team, but she would probably flunk the steroid test.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 14, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Twister's more TV's strength... i'm a Chutes and Ladders kinda guy
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"I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside."