Monday, July 14th 2008

Wino, What Did Daddy Tell You?

The Wino better be careful. If daddy catches her smoking a fat fag, she'll be back on restriction and will probably lose her crack smoking privileges. It's a good thing daddy is in the hospital or she would be in real trouble. He would talk about this to press for days.

Yeah, Mitch Wino collapsed last week due to stress and now he's in the hospital. The docs told him to relax and focus on himself. Wino also told him to not worry about her and to go away for a bit. Uh huh. Of course she's going to say that. When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!

Mitch told The Sun,I’m awaiting the results of tests. I’m going away for a few days and we will see what happens after that.” Even though he's laid up in the hospital, he's still talking to the press?!

Here's Wino visiting her lawyers in London today. She looks kind of "dainty?" I mean, dainty for Wino. Like a little precious crackelina!

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Posted by: Michael K


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How far down into the dirty hamper did she dig before she settled on this outfit?

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Damn her, I'm going to have a cigarette now too!

Your face!

paris herpes's picture

She's trying to be all angelic with that fat white cig in her mouth. Yeah we know she's just burning for a nice hit of crack! For shame!

face!

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Submitted by dustbunny on July 14, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm
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Yeah, practically the whole wildlife preserve. My Aunt's ignoramus hubby said "the lake is on fire". 'Wildlife preserve' is too many syllables, I guess, LOL We could smell the smoke for awhile after it first started, but fortunately for us, unfortunately for you, the winds shifted.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:47pm.

Haha, small world, but I figured if we were from the same area there'd be at least a tenuous connection.

Thanks for sharing.

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Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:35pm
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OMG, I've heard my people talk about Speights before, so I know they know them!! My grandmother was a Bunch, and she married Jeff White. He had a farm near Black Rock, and then owned a convenience store/gas station in Merry Hill, right on the highway to the bridge that crosses the sound. Sans Souci??
ROFL Well, you know what they say, closer kin, deeper in!!

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

She looks slightly better than usual but that's not saying very much.

It looks like she fished her outfit out from a pile of dirty ashtrays, empty beer bottles and greasy pizza boxes...probably smells like it too.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm
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Excellent plan. Just call me Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for ya, babe!!!

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:35pm.

Damn, we're bound to be related.

My great-great grandmother who was a Capehart who lived near Merry Hill. Her family ran one of the herring fisheries. A little further back, I'm related to some Speights who lived around Windsor.

I used to go to Williamston to the Sunnyside Oyster Bar, and up to Jamesville once per year with my parents to eat herring (bleh).

I got my late dog from a guy in Roper!

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Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 14, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Who is she hurting besides herself? She's not shitting people, or treating them badly. You can't count Blaaaaake, that's fucked up all on it's own, without her help. You can't count the couple of people she's smacked down, because they were reaching for the hive. Somebody goes reaching for my stash, I bare my teeth. Besides, that thing looks like it's a bitch to get on and keep on straight. Read that as, yeah, I'd have punched them, too. Wish her away, but don't wish her dead. Bad Juju. Yes, wishing she'd OD counts as wishing her dead. You don't need no crackie karma on you!!! ROFL

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Darlin' if you're anywhere near North Carolina, you are more than welcome, anytime.
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I'll drive down in November and bring an old TV so we can shoot it during the Def Leppard-Taylor Swift concert.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Darlin' if you're anywhere near North Carolina, you are more than welcome, anytime.

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I've been getting the smoke from those fires in NC over by me in Virginia Beach. It must be dreadful over in NC.

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Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:24pm

I was born in Williamston, my maternal grandparents, now deceased, lived in Merry Hill. My paternal Grandmother still resides in Windsor. My Aunt lives in Roper. One Uncle lives in Wilson, cousins in Rocky Mount, the other uncle lives next door to Grandma on the farm.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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This place is empty tonight; where is everyone?

OT: I think she looks a little better in these pics.

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Oh god kizzy don't say that cause it means we've got 3 more years of watching this cracked out trainwreak till she joins till she joins the forever 27 club

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:24pm.

No, no, no - where originally?

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:24pm.
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Darlin' if you're anywhere near North Carolina, you are more than welcome, anytime.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 9:21pm

Janis, Jim and Jimi all kicked around a good while before they eventually did themselves in. You can't say she's partying any harder than they used to. Hopefully, with the press attention, and the flack her record company has caught about her, they'll keep her from completely following in the footsteps of Janis, Jim and Jimi.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:24pm.

You invitin' him and not me! I'M the Def Leppard fan, you know. Jesus.

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Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:17pm.

Kizzy, where exactly are you from? You alluded to the general area, but never said anything definite.
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Why, you comin' to visit? Bring a pizza and some beer, when you do!!! Cary.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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I hope you're right Kizzy. But until I see consistent evidence to the contrary, I won't be holding my breath for a comeback.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:17pm.

Kizzy, where exactly are you from? You alluded to the general area, but never said anything definite.

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Since she is actually looking healthier than she has in awhile, I don't get how y'all say she's on her way out. She doesn't look anywhere near as bad as she did before.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Yup her days are numbered....look at the 2nd to last thumb......Predator is stalking her and he's stolen one of her icepops

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smoking is ufcking gross.
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the end

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The ballet slippers are back!

I thought the front door and area looked a little too nice to be Wino's place.

And why is she sucking on that cig? I hate people who take a drag and then soak the filter with their saliva, it's so gross. I mean how hard is it to hold it between your lips and not shove it all the way in your mouth?!?!?!

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If she doesn't clean up her act, she can play one of the Orion slave girls. She won't even have to put on any green makeup.

http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/trinidad/1487/greencontentspg1.htm
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 14, 2008 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 8:53pm.

Don't compare the two. Tyrone Biggums' powers of entertainment far surpass those of Ms. Winehouse.
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Along with his dance skills.

Word! I hadn't even thought of his dancing skills, but as per usual, you are correct, sir.

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Sheeps. Good advice, in fact I just had a Big Mac for supper. There was some "lettuce" in it. And pickles.

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Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 8:53pm.

Don't compare the two. Tyrone Biggums' powers of entertainment far surpass those of Ms. Winehouse.
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Along with his dance skills.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 14, 2008 - 8:43pm.

Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 8:41pm.

Smoking crack is a talent? Tyrone Biggums should be in the Hall of Fame then.

Don't compare the two. Tyrone Biggums' powers of entertainment far surpass those of Ms. Winehouse.

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I think Shatner has become his own bowel movement these days. I hear he is such a douche now that he wasn't even invited to Sulu's wedding.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 8:45pm.

She has always reminded me of a Vulcan with her makeup. She should be cast as Spock's girlfriend if she ever cleans up her act.
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Or James T. Kirk's bowel movement if she doesn't.
Although the shit would have more actual talent.

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She actually looks half decent in these pics. There's still a glint of hope left, perhaps. Her talent is legit, unlike most of the "singers" on the scene these days.

She has always reminded me of a Vulcan with her makeup. She should be cast as Spock's girlfriend if she ever cleans up her act.

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Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 8:41pm.

Smoking crack is a talent? Tyrone Biggums should be in the Hall of Fame then.

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I know she has legit. talent, but at this point she's just swirling the drain a la Britney.

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She only has two minutes of fame left. Don't support her drug habit, don't buy her cd's.

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YankeesDaily

Her thing must smell really bad.

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I'm wondering when the new game at the casinos will be to put in bets for how long it takes till she O.D.s already.

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ImpertinentVixen on July 14, 2008 - 8:01pm.

Crackhouse needs rough-up tough love from some denizens of JJ.

- Hey now, Wino glamorizes drugs, their high holy skank will have none of that.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 14, 2008 - 8:01pm

Oh, fuck's sake, those loonies really WILL drive her to drugs!!

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Crackhouse needs rough-up tough love from some denizens of JJ.

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Amy Winehouse makes music? Oh, silly Mike. Tapping everything in sight with your crack pipe while tweaking isn't music, no matter how melodious!- by?

sorry i suffer from CRS

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So now she put her daddy in the hospital.

Her daddy says she's fine,
But now we know he's lyin'....
But when he comes back,
She'll still smoke the crack...

They tried to make her healthy,
She said no no no.....

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

She needs some Lohan leggings.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 14, 2008 - 4:32pm.
MrsK, I sent you Deb's info on IM......

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MrsK, I sent you Deb's info on IM......

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Submitted by Big L on July 14, 2008 - 7:24pm

She's got Grammys. They don't just pass those out like they do Oscars. You have to have legitimate talent to be recognized. If they didn't, Milli Vanilli would have been able to keep theirs, capice?

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥