Monday, July 14th 2008

Wino, What Did Daddy Tell You?

The Wino better be careful. If daddy catches her smoking a fat fag, she'll be back on restriction and will probably lose her crack smoking privileges. It's a good thing daddy is in the hospital or she would be in real trouble. He would talk about this to press for days.

Yeah, Mitch Wino collapsed last week due to stress and now he's in the hospital. The docs told him to relax and focus on himself. Wino also told him to not worry about her and to go away for a bit. Uh huh. Of course she's going to say that. When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!

Mitch told The Sun,I’m awaiting the results of tests. I’m going away for a few days and we will see what happens after that.” Even though he's laid up in the hospital, he's still talking to the press?!

Here's Wino visiting her lawyers in London today. She looks kind of "dainty?" I mean, dainty for Wino. Like a little precious crackelina!

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Posted by: Michael K


Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 14, 2008 - 4:20pm.

My heart will go on!!!!
thanks♥
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Dominique Devereaux's picture

She's useless. Full stop! A homeless person needs to smack her in the head and spit on her.

talented? Puh-leese.

My "local" wanna be hip newspaper reported said in her column that "chipped nail polish is in this season"....WTF?? Yeah, so are dirty skirts and F'd up ballet flats.

DebFrmHell's picture

Geepers Creepers! Why do I think that this woman thinks she looks good everytime she goes out the door?

Mrs. K,
((heart you)) I know these posts make you sad for loss of talent.

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Le_CUNT's picture

i'm sorry stock broker but i need to see amy winehouse in concert before she OD's as per your request...she may be a crack hoe, but she is one of my faves...

angel_i's picture

O Daddy, do go away for a bit.
Yer gettin' on ma damn nerves!

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Stock Broker's picture

Sick of her drama.
OD already you worthless pile of dog turd. Quit milking your 15 minutes of fame with your drug crap.

Le_CUNT's picture

i'm gonna go on a limb and say her face looks good...now, if someone could fucking force feed her some rice and beans she would look even better. i still love her, no mater how much crack she takes.

angel_i's picture

Precious Crackelina is perfect for that last thumb. She looks awake! That's cool.

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dreamhypnotique's picture

She could shoplift an umbrella and two deck chairs in that hair before Kmart security even realized they'd been had.

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joanne's picture

Wino is looking good. I hope she stays that way while her father is sick. Good luck to the wino and her dad.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 14, 2008 - 7:06pm.

That is funny. Gotta love how sanctimonious Kim is, the sympathy for her sister is just so touching.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Now THIS is funny:

We just broke the news -- Khloe Kardashian, Kim's lil' sis, will surrender Friday to begin serving 30 days in the slammer for a probation violation after a DUI.

Kim K, who might have trouble getting her major asset in a 12x8 cell, is now speaking out, saying, "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved."

And Kim says, "I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!"

though she;ll probably serve a half hour......

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dramaqueen365247's picture

To quote daddy dramaqueen365247: "If this was my daughter, I'd have killed her & raised a pig."

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, Wino! Who the fuck cares about your health, voice, career, fans, those that love you? I'd suggest jamming as many cigs as you can into your piehole & lighting them all at once.
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pitseleh's picture

At least she's not wearing those nasty shorts.

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Freak Speely's picture

She looks really good here.

soul's picture

she's a lady. very prim and proper. woweee 8)

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 14, 2008 - 6:48pm.
She does look a lot better than she has been, that's for sure. She's clean, the hive is straight, the makeup is not smeared or slapdash. I see improvement.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Is it just me or is my girl looking FINE in these pics?
Amale, call me?
Luv ya!!!!

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OXA's picture

Here's Wino visiting her lawyers in London today

SHE MUST BE PUTTING ME IN THE WILL?

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 14, 2008 - 6:35pm.
i'd really like to see her in full-on Karl Lagerfeld Chanel. She'd look good in it. Before she expires.

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mishma's picture

I personally spy 4 stains of indeterminable origin on her skirt and a rosy orange palm of captain obvious liver damage, go Wino!

dustbunny's picture

Swore that Daddy Spears would be the first to collapse.

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DiamondDawg's picture

i'd really like to see her in full-on Karl Lagerfeld Chanel. She'd look good in it. Before she expires.

Alltheprettyones's picture

Pepaw is away and she will live crackily ever after...

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dreamhypnotique's picture

She looks like Minnie Mouse if that character were to turn into a gigantic drug-addicted rat.

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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.

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I'm bored by her now.

Either her parents get conservatorship and take her away to get well...

...or she dies.

At this point I just can't muster up any emotion about either.

parissucksliterally's picture

Oh Lord.....

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Little miss's picture

She is definitely sleeping in a garbage. Look at her dirty, stained, wrinkled skirt and top. Ew.

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Girl is never going to learn. Sad, such talent wasted.

I googled 'no talent piece of shit' and got this same picture of amy crackhouse!!