Thursday, July 17th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Phyllis Diller (91)
Mike Vogel (29)
Katharine Towne (30)
M.I.A. (31)
Eric Winter (32)
Carey Hart (33)
Molly Parker (36)
Heather Langenkamp (44)
Mark Burnett (48)
Kar Wai Wong (52)
David Hasselhoff (56)
Lucie Arnaz (57)
Camilla Parker-Bowles (61)
Diahann Carroll (73)
Donald Sutherland (73)
Art Linkletter (96)

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Sayonara's picture
Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 9:06pm.

Happy belated birthday Diahann Carroll!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Submitted by joanne on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 12:30am.

HB to Phyllis Diller and Diahann Carroll.

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Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 7:55pm.

Happy B'day to the always lovely and graceful Diahann Carroll.
~SAS

There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 4:20pm.

I knew I had the same birthday as Ms. Diller, but I never heard of all those people from The Hoff down. Maybe it's cuz I'm on the dark side of the 40s now.

Submitted by huckchinn on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 2:12pm.

Don't forget the infamous Mandy P! Great birfday company!

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Submitted by Ivana on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 1:40pm.

Happy B-day Phyllis! We love you!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 12:04pm.

Phyllis, I ♥ you!

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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 11:22am.

Happy Bday M.I.A and to my gf C!
Happy bday!

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Submitted by Bo on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 11:03am.

Happy Birthday Phyllis, you are the best! And the same to you Art Linkletter! 96 years young, I should be so lucky!

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Submitted by gucci on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 10:55am.

Hot cancer slut list hot hot hot hot!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 10:38am.

I've met Phyllis and she is adorable and sweet. Hope The Hoff stays away from the booze on his b-day.

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 10:28am.

I thought Phyl died YEARS ago. Go, Phyl! And Hoff & Donald share a bday with her, lucky guys. My favorite Phyl quote - asked if she has any problems sleeping at night, she said, "No. I call Paul Newman and ask him if he's still married to Joanne Woodard. Then I cry myself to sleep."

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 10:22am.

Hoffy Birthday to the Hoff and to Phyllis Diller.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 10:19am.

David Hasselhoff's bday?? oh Gees.. He's so tall, he makes me quiver while eating my neighbors liver... I like the Hoff..

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 10:13am.

happy B day to donald, phyllis and the hoffnes
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:56am.

Ha, Ha, Ha! Happy Birthday Phyllis! I hope Fang treats you well.
Quotes By: Phyllis Diller

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room."

"Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight."

"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."

"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"

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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:44am.

Phyllis Diller has to wait a mere nine years before Willard Scott gives her a "shout out"... set your TiVo for July 17, 2017.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:32am.

Happy BD to Diahann Carroll! I loved her on Julia. I think I even had a Julia lunchbox. Man, would that be worth something on eBay!

I really would have preferred to see Donald Sutherland for birthday slut, Migraineuse, if it's any consolation.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Submitted by The.Alias on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:25am.

Happy birthday to the Hoff!

http://danceontheroof.com

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:10am.

Art Linkletter! Funny guy!
"Do you know what secretaries do?"
Little girl:"They sit in daddy's lap!"

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 8:44am.

Jesus Christ - Heather Langenkamp is 44?!?!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 8:41am.

Happy birthday Phyllis! One of my favorite Phyllis quotes:

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

Good morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke

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Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 8:39am.

The Hoff will be face down in his cheeseburger by midnight.
Happy Birthday sluts!

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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 8:39am.

Lot of talent past and present on this long list-Happy Birthday to all especially Art Linkletter!

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 8:36am.

Don't take that as a slam against Phyllis Diller herself. I think it's very cool that she's lived to be 91.

But, we all know who should have been the birthday slut.

*taps foot*

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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 8:35am.

Phyllis fucking DILLER?!

*loads rifle*

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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts