A Kardashian Is Going To Jail

Unfortunately, it's not that slut Kim Kardashian, it's her younger sister Khloe. Although, they really should do a DNA test on Khloe, because methinks she's Chyna's long-lost secret daughter. Look at that hunk! She could bench press a single family home.

TMZ reports that Khloe Kardashian will report to jail this Friday for violating her probation. Last March, Khloe got a DUI and was put on probation. She was also sentenced to community service and a booze education program. Khloe didn't complete either of those things, so the judge sentenced her to 30 days in the clink.

Kim Kardashian has already taken to her blog and wrote, "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved. I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!"

First of all, Khloe will probably serve a quick minute. Second of all, if she has to serve more than a quick minute, she'll still do fine in jail. Bitch was built for prison! Some of us are too fragile, dainty and innocent for that shit, but Khloe looks like she could knock a bitch out with just a flick from one finger.

And if she really wanted to, she could probably bend the jail cell bars and walk the hell out of there!

Submitted by samantha jones on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 3:29am.

Isn't Bruce Jenner embarassed to be associated with this trashless girl? I mean, if you have a DUI, ok, just do the community service and the alcohol weekend and be done with it. But this stupid, self rightous nobody did nothing!! So now, she will become a real bitch in jail.

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Submitted by Lixa on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 11:18pm.

Stupid fucking entitled, useless, selfish, narcisstic cunt.

I hope she does the full 30 days. She'll get special treatment though, seperate cell, etc.

She acts all tough & shit, but these bitches in County would fuck her up so bad if given the chance.

Submitted by Puggles on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 6:26pm.

Stupid bitch.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:05pm.

This beast knows what's up. She will serve one day, if that, and she will never have to complete community service or a drinking/driving class, which would take way more time out of her schedule than jail will.
This society and our laws are truly fucked up.

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Submitted by chanwil on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:16pm.

Khloe is about to be more famous than kim now lololol.

She is my favorite of the K-ho sister.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 12:56pm.

KLOE SMASH AAARRRRGGGHHH

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While my guitar gently weeps
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Still my guitar gently weeps

Submitted by dustbunny on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 12:17pm.

glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like Chyna.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 12:09pm.

These twats have more money then God. So why can't they hire someone to drive them around on the nights they want to get shitfaced?

Speaking of shitfaced, Khloe is going to make someone a very nice bitch.

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 11:45am.

Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 15, 2008 - 8:42am.

I'm positive when you eventually get pulled over, the cop that pulls you will laugh at that argument all the way to the jailhouse.

The people on the road you could kill, aren't trying to kill you.

While the war in Iraq may have been wrong, since the President is the Commander-In-Chief, and did get a Congressional Declaration of War, it's not illegal. Wrong, misguided, and poorly handled, but not illegal.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 11:43am.

Submitted by Hekki on July 15, 2008 - 6:29am.

Poor Khloe. It must be khilling her poor mother. Don't drinkh and drive, khids!
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*spitting oj allllll over* HAWHAWHAAAHAHAAAWWW!!!!

Aw man I kinda liked these whores. I can't believe Khloe was too effin lazy to complete her community service. Oh well, she gets what she deserves then. "Fuckh" her LOL

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Submitted by Sexecution on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 11:36am.

Zero pity. Couldn't take time out of her useless life to go to alcohol school one night a week? To busy being unemployed? Couldn't do one of the many options they give you to get the public service portion you were sentenced to because you were driving so impaired you could have killed an innocent person?

I can only feel shame that Bruce Jenner has to slum this bad, and this is what his butchered face is going to be remembered for.

Sharpen your shivs ladies, a useless gigantor is going to be in your midst, do what you have to do to keep the rest of Los Angeles safe. We thank you.

Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 11:09am.

Khoe the Hun can handle her shit in jail. I ain't worrying about that big ol' bitch!

Submitted by lindsaybakery on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 11:06am.

Khloe,I am sorry to hear this news.Hope she can learn her lesson.I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* . It is said she is in relationship with a young man on that site now.
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:39am.

She has that look you know?
That "I will totaly rape your ass with my toothbrush in prison" look.

She will be beating some ass for extra cream corn and slices of wonder bread soon.

MUAH HA HA HA HA HA

Sleeping with one giant eye open on her tiny cot with her big ole feet hanging off the end.

Shes gonna be looking like the original increadible hulk after he gets pissed and rips his clothes. Shes gonna be walking around all angry in her tattered orange jump suit.

Loves this shit!

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:30am.

I like her. She says ANYTHING, which I always appreciate. I don't think she's ugly at all. Kourtney is the prettiest one, with the best body. Kim BY FAR is the least interesting sister.

Submitted by anorexicfatty on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:20am.

angel_i. I wouldn't watch Big Brother or this crap if I were paid!

IGNORE this trash Family! They will never, ever go away!

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:07am.

At least she looks like prison material.
She could totally rule the cell block.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:04am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 10:02am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 6:39am.

No pedo fests here. I can't even joke about Miley Cyrus. Now you get in gear right now! *holding out soy macchiato with clover honey*
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Whoa nelly! Thanks! How'd you know?

*fastening cape*

Off I go!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:02am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 6:39am.

No pedo fests here. I can't even joke about Miley Cyrus. Now you get in gear right now! *holding out soy macchiato with clover honey*

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:53am.

this giant thing is YOUNGER than kim? i_____________________________________________
be honest...is my wig on straight?

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:42am.

Sasquatch will be just fine in jail. Frankly I'm more worried about LA MVD giving Sasquatches a drivers license. Don't Angelinos have enough to worry about with all the drunken celebrities on the road?

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:39am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 9:32am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 6:30am.

I meant her dad the dead criminal-defense lawyer. Dad/daughter jokes skeeve me out. How is your day going?
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Oops! SoR-RaY! I thought you were talking about Bruce - I figured you guys had a pedo-fest on them that I may have missed....

Blah. I'm super low energy and I gots an hour to get into full gear. It's not looking good.

How bout you, my pink fluffy friend?

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:35am.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 9:25am.

Submitted by angel_i
They were small. I thought you had put Brad and Angies face on them...lol.
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I really like messing with these avvies because of that kinda thing...some shit just doesn't work in that tiny box. Full bodies are hard...full on head shots (like your kitty!) are the way to go unless you can do something more abstract. Now I just have to teach myself about art! LOL!

I love your kitty btw:) I don't think I ever said that.

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Submitted by will.i.am on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:35am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 9:05am.

I'm sorry, but any of you watching their crap show are just dragging out their fame.....why? please, I beg you to stop.

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It's not a bad show really. They are a pretty normal down-to-earth loving family. Now that Lohan show, that's another story! all that bitch ever talks about is paparazzi and TMZ I mean please bitch get over it the world doesn't love you that much. Speaking of Big Brother it just got axed after 8 years here in Australia got crappy.

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:32am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 6:30am.

I meant her dad the dead criminal-defense lawyer. Dad/daughter jokes skeeve me out. How is your day going?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:32am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 9:24am.

Too bad her dad's not around to get her off.

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Yeah, too bad he's too busy burning in hell.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:30am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 9:24am.

Too bad her dad's not around to get her off.

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Was that meant to be dirty?Because that sounded dirty! You know that's not her real Dad, right?

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:27am.

Sheeps,
I will always remember the shocked/stunned look on Robert K face at jury annoucement. Even he couldn't believe it and it was his freaking client.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 8:23am.

If you refresh, you'll see I put up the better one (I'm still learning...) It's a boy! VLL put up the girl twins when they reported on Brangelina's twins - but then they had a girl and a boy...

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Haha, nice.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:25am.

Submitted by angel_i
They were small. I thought you had put Brad and Angies face on them...lol.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:24am.

Too bad her dad's not around to get her off.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:23am.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 9:19am.

angel_i: What's with the Shining girl on the right in your avvie? I can't see because it's too small, but she looks bald...or did u put someone else's head on there, you sly devil?
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If you refresh, you'll see I put up the better one (I'm still learning...) It's a boy! VLL put up the girl twins when they reported on Brangelina's twins - but then they had a girl and a boy...

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:19am.

angel_i: What's with the Shining girl on the right in your avvie? I can't see because it's too small, but she looks bald...or did u put someone else's head on there, you sly devil?

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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:17am.

What in the hell's bells is she wearing?!?!? Is she channeling Dominque Devereaux? Khrazeeeeee!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:17am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 9:05am.

I'm sorry, but any of you watching their crap show are just dragging out their fame.....why? please, I beg you to stop.
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No! (I steal it anyway;p) You guys got your Big Brother and I got the Kardashians - its only fair!

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Submitted by sabrina on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:16am.

OMG..I thought that was Mandy Moore!

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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:15am.

Mafiacrime, I'm going to give you an offer you can't refuse, involving cement shoes and sleeping with the fishes. Now fuck off! Pay MK for ad space or something!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:13am.

Mike and C-Word: How could I forget those! Also:

Krabs
Krummy
Koolaid
Klingon

Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:07am.

Submitted by The C word on July 15, 2008 - 8:58am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 15, 2008 - 8:53am.
Other Kardashians you've never seen:

Klementine
Krystalyte
Klorox
Khan
Klutz
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Don't forget Klamydia and Kolostomy. :D

K-hole
Klonopin
Krusty
Kreepy

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:05am.

I'm sorry, but any of you watching their crap show are just dragging out their fame.....why? please, I beg you to stop.

they really need to go away....what is there to like about any of these dumbass sluts?

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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:05am.

I like the show...but then found out Kris Jenner used to be an airline stew. Have a lifelong hatred of them (mostly to do with the men that they stole from me) -- so no sympathy for Khloe.

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:03am.

I can't believe that anyone with a brain would actually watch that trash.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:02am.

Submitted by will.i.am on July 15, 2008 - 8:59am.

I actually like this bitch, I watch the reality show and I feel bad she's the ugly one. I like Kourtney to. Kim not so much.
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Me too. There's a reason why Kim's got all that ass.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:01am.

Haha! Like Khloe cares - I'm sure she's laughing all the way to the jail house and home again in 10. Kim was planning the club party as she wrote that.

PS. Is she getting work done?
It's hard to tell cuz her hair plays a big part in how her face looks...

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:00am.

Mens' wing, or womens'??

Submitted by will.i.am on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 8:59am.

I actually like this bitch, I watch the reality show and I feel bad she's the ugly one. I like Kourtney to. Kim not so much.