Memaw Cyrus Is So Fucking Hot

memaw cyrus is hot but the real talent of the cyrus family lies within trace cyrus miley's older half brother. he plays guitar and sings for the band metro station.

She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.

You can take the girl out of Flatwoods, Kentucky, but you can't take the Flatwoods, Kentucky out of the girl

I bet Memaw smells like a mix of Aqua Net and melted lipstick...plus ciggie smoke...yummy...and I bet she could kick my ass...and yours...

James Haven!
Did granny have a matchstick in her mouth while getting her hair lacquered? Is it true that Miley wants to be the youngest cenerfold for Playboy mag? Is JONAS J. still a virgin? Inquiring minds ya know...

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

James Haven did Granny Cyrus' hair and makeup for that damn kids award show. She is meaner then a junkyard dog! She even bit James Haven when he accidently hit her in the eyes with hairspray!

Trust. You don't want to get on Granny's bad side. Before we got into our scuffle, Granny C. did drop a few tidbits about Billy Ray.

1. He wet the bed until he was 16! Nasty!
2. He keeps a shrine to Elvis and wears a Priscilla wig while praying!
3. Eats pork n beans with his fingers. Says it makes him feel like a cowboy!
4. Makes his wife push him in the cart at Walmarts!
5. Weeps uncontrollably while watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas"

This guy is nuttier then a Christmas Fruit cake and just as stale!

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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holy christ, she looks like Blade Runner memaw

OMG! You just killed it with the sweet tea Mk. When I went to college in VA, the cafeteria ladies would always say, "You want some sweet tea babay"? It was pretty amazing.

Miley is so cute.I love her so much.Her photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******AffluentBachelors . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

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Yikes...
lets hope Miley makes enough off this film to replace Memaw's Laura Biagiotti knock off glasses...

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Miley looks like she's watching the ice cream truck going by and realizes she only has the fourteen cents her daddy gave her for doing chores this morning.

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

Y'all know she's hankerin' for a Moon Pie and a Dr. Pepper.

I agree on the smoker's laugh.

And Miss Priss, yeah, she probably smells like that "special" perfume that her kids got her for Mother's Day and she's saved ever since.

Back in 1968.

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

I could so see the roach thing, but with a hair don't like that, she is safe from small difficulties, like bricks falling on her head and breaking through the helmet.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

I live in Franklin, Tennessee. My oldest son played rec baseball with Miley's big brother Trace. This was during the Achy Breaky Billy Ray days. Memaw did all the running around of the Cyrus kids at that time so we saw her all the time at the ballpark at practices and games. Mom and Daddy Cyrus were NOT around town then. Well, one day my younger son was totally acting up at the ballpark and since he refused to wear shoes that day (don't ask) he was told that he could not get town from the bleachers at the game. He kept trying to get down or getting down so he was warned he would get a spanking. He got down, so he gets his butt popped right there. In front of Memaw Cyrus who then tells us that she is going to call the DHS on us for beating our kid. She was all up in the hubby's face too. I wanted to put down the shoeless kid and beat the crap out of the old lady. (this was probably 13 years ago maybe) I think she is the Mom of Billy Ray's first wifey.

Submitted by Miss Priss on July 15, 2008 - 8:14am.
I bet she smells like those old perfumes that stink from back in the day..can't think of one..but you know.
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Tabu, Emeraude.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 9:09am

I'm so glad there are pics of my sisters with that hair and those glasses, because I was too young to remember it.

I do, however, remember my even older sister creating her bee-hive every couple of days. It was the most amazing creation ever. It took her over an hour and she must have used at least a can of hairspray. She would tease a few strands at a time and then spray them. It would all stick up all over the place in some sort of encrusted mass and, towards the end, there was the 'taming of the hive', as I called it. It was gently manipulated into a somewhat smooth high puff of hair. Almost Amy Windhouse-like in size. It was truly like an art form.

I bet she smells like those old perfumes that stink from back in the day..can't think of one..but you know.

She kinda looks eeeeeevil

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Fuck it!

Submitted by EvilShoe on July 15, 2008 - 8:55am.
She reminds me of those memaws that don't wash their hair for weeks, or months. A friend of mine, her mom's friend did that years ago and had a do like this that she maintained. She was getting headaches alot, then found out she had baby roaches eating at her scalp. EWWWWWW still makes me cringe.

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Gah!

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

I bet Memaw Cyrus sounds like a frog, drinks her coffee black and loves nickel slots.

Submitted by Mopa on July 15, 2008 - 9:00am.

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Ahh, the sacrifices we make for the ones we love...lol. Yeah, I always figured hairdressing school wasn't that hard, but I know a few girls that have had a hard go of it. My dad's a hairdresser too, but he started doing it long before I was born.
I'm picturing your sisters with the bouffant hairdos and the wing-tipped glasses and I can't help but think of that one of Peggy Sue's high school friends in Peggy Sue Got Married.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

I have to insert here that my mother was one of those monthly wash-and-set ladies (she'd have it done when it needed cutting, and the rest of the time set it herself). But, she had black hair, and she looked more like Elizabeth Taylor circa Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (hair-wise) than a founding father. AND, she used a satin pillow case to sleep on so she would not mess her 'do.

I miss that hot bitch.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 8:52am.
@YourMom.. OMG, I remember the perm days.. When I was about that age, too.. Like WTF. I guess I thought it'd be easy to maintain and look awesome to have wavy/curly hair.. Uhm, no! Stinky fucking shit! Its like I had a Permanent Hilton on my head is what it smelled like.. *shudders*

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Yeah, perms were very in back then in the late 80's-early 90's...I had one, too; of course, I didn't go to my local chicken coop as my friend did where she had the unfortunate experience of ending up looking like Blanche Devareaux--my aunt was a hair stylist, so she did it. I grew out of that shit pretty quickly, though...and it does stink! I wouldn't say it ranks up there with Wonky McValtrex's snatch, but it might be just about equal to the smell of Matthew McConoughey's mudbutt.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 8:49am.

ROFL! Two of my older sisters had that done too. Not only that, but they had those friggin wing-tipped glasses too. The subject always comes up in the rare occasion when a group of us are together. We still all laugh till we cry about it. Yes, there are pictures. I wish I had one, I would put it in my avie.

I was my sister's 'model' (yes, they called it that) when she had to go into downtown Boston for her hairdressers test to get her license back in the early 80's. We had to take the subway, which was fine on the way there, but torture on the way home. She had to do all sorts of weird things to my hair for the test, including, 'finger waves' and 'pin curls' in different parts of my hair. She also had to apply all different sorts of make-up in all differing styles. I looked ridiculous and the bad part was.....for no reason I can distinguish, they wouldn't allow you to do anything to your hair or face after the test was done. If they caught you removing make-up or trying to fix your hair, my sister would get a zero on the test. I have no idea what the rationale was behind that, other than to make you look like a fool in public on the subway on the way home. They instructors during the test when she was doing all that stuff to me were like Nazi's too. Very mean and intimidating. I wanted to cry even before I had to go home looking like an accident victim. Thank god she passed the test because I would have never done it again.

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More words of wisdom from George Carlin...

"Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?"

R.I.P. George

EvilShoe.. Yuck! that's like that Urban Legend about those baby Black Widow spiders in that bouffant cause that woman kept hair spraying her hair to keep it high & dry, then that one morning the eggs hatched.. all the babies surrounded her face... She went nuts!! But the roach thing is totally creepy!! *pee pees*

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

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Submitted by C on July 15, 2008 - 8:50am.
miley is NOT cute at all!! she's almost ugly. AND she can't fucking sing!!! is she a good actress?
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♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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And echoes of LiLo chime through my head....

MeeMaw Cyrus gots her hair did. That shit is Grandma Bullet Proofness right there.
Actually it's glasses that make her fabulish.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

She reminds me of those memaws that don't wash their hair for weeks, or months. A friend of mine, her mom's friend did that years ago and had a do like this that she maintained. She was getting headaches alot, then found out she had baby roaches eating at her scalp. EWWWWWW still makes me cringe.

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Dick happens! - MK

Submitted by C on July 15, 2008 - 8:50am.
miley is NOT cute at all!! she's almost ugly. AND she can't fucking sing!!! is she a good actress? what's up w/the red socks w/the sandals? i HATE socks w/sandals and panty hose w/open toed shoes. WTF??? what is wrong w/people?

off topic: how do i make a signature line?

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Yeah, but I'll bet her granny's wearing a dynamite pair of support hose.

To make a siggy, just go to your profile, click on edit profile, and type your siggy in the box that says "signature."

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 3:28pm.

That's what I'm talking about. Hell's Grannies!

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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts

does granny have a peace sign on her chain? oh no! she's gonna start throwing up the peace sign like miley. ugh!

JEEZUS MINTY CHRIST!! Why was I thinking "DAMN!! Miley looks JUST like her mom!!" But it's not her mother *WTF* it's her. How? Why??? How old is she again???

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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg

Submitted by Mopa on July 15, 2008 - 3:44pm.

I love that 'only take care of the part I can see' look.

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Watch yo mouf, ho! I do that!

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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts

I can't figure out if she has gum in her mouth or an extra snaggle tooth.

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Pre-suck my genital situation!

@YourMom.. OMG, I remember the perm days.. When I was about that age, too.. Like WTF. I guess I thought it'd be easy to maintain and look awesome to have wavy/curly hair.. Uhm, no! Stinky fucking shit! Its like I had a Permanent Hilton on my head is what it smelled like.. *shudders*

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

I bet she can stamp the fuck out of a Bingo card with multiple dabbers in hand!

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Dick happens! - MK

miley is NOT cute at all!! she's almost ugly. AND she can't fucking sing!!! is she a good actress? what's up w/the red socks w/the sandals? i HATE socks w/sandals and panty hose w/open toed shoes. WTF??? what is wrong w/people?

off topic: how do i make a signature line?

I'll never forget this one time when I was twelve and my friend was 13: She wanted to get a perm, so some older woman she knew told her to go to a certain place to get it done. The place turned out to be a memaw hairstyling joint, but she got the perm anyway and left the place looking like she was ready to go play bingo! It was all teased and hairsprayed up into a bouffant! And I refused to walk home with her unless she covered that thing up! Good times, good times.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by KD on July 15, 2008 - 9:16am.

She also looks like on of those grandma's who hacks when she coughs and has that "smokers laugh"...you know the one that sounds all strained. Ick. I bet her house smells like it's been closed up since "the winter of '45"...

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

I love old women with hair like this. It's the typical, once every week wash and set. My sisters a hairdresser and I always asked her wtf was up with these women. She said some older ladies only get their hair washed every two weeks and some only once a month. Jesus Christ, I can't wait for my hair to get dried out like that. I have to wash mine twice a day.

And you know that this woman's hair is flat as a pancake in the back and completely f'ed up looking. I love that 'only take care of the part I can see' look.

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More words of wisdom from George Carlin...

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

R.I.P. George

MK: that's a scary looking abuelita

I'll bet there's enough Aqua Net in granny's hair to survive a nuclear holocaust.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

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omigod she's awesome! So fucking glamourous!

Granny is the QUEEN of the trailor park, ya'all!

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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 3:13pm.

ImpertinentVixen: At least it wasn't blue. Or Pink.
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Ohmyfuckinggod!! There was this crazy deputy here in Brazil who was an old lady with rainbow hair! No joke!

I always wondered how the fuck she still had hair left, because whenever I used any hair dye, especially those wild colors like green or blue, my hair would fall and look like shit.

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Submitted by The C word on July 15, 2008 - 8:17am.

She looks like one of those mean old ladies at the casino who try to covet 2 or 3 slot machines and glare at you if you sit beside them.

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OMG yes! I hate those bitches! The ladies that go to the casinos near me are fucking vicious. I'm usually only there after the bars close, and those old bats are STILL there hogging all the slots.

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

t& but seriously

yeah! it is just so weird especially the ones who do their makeup like the old days. I had some woman complain to me once that when she got her hair done at walmart they didn't know how to make "wings" like in the seventies. she wanted the wings shellacked back.

my theory (vaguely worded) was when she asked for it they didn't think she was serious since even then not everyone had it sprayed back that hard. this was less than a year ago!

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 9:23am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 3:13pm.

ImpertinentVixen: At least it wasn't blue. Or Pink.

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What's wrong with granny punk rockers? That's what I'm going to be if I live that long. Plus, I'll go on a lengthy crime spree. Nobody will suspect the little old lady, so why not milk it?
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LOL! This is going to sound rude but I've been watching it for umpteen years. The old Chinese ladies in China Town probably form the biggest gang in this town. They'll knock you if you get in the way, bud in line, steal, cheat, lie. Now THEY skeeeery!

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Why.So.Serious.,
No shit. Jebus, Shauna Sands would give this little slut the side eye!

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Granny's got "Lightbulb Head Syndrome."
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LMAO!
The only creature with a head like that is Tweety.

Now I was thinking, is Evil Granny making a special appearance in this shitty movie?

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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."

OT: WTF is up with Vanessa's hairline? It almost goes back to her ears.

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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.