Cougar Coochie?
Please take this quick moment from reading a bunch of dumb shit you don't care about on Dlisted to examine this very important clip of Suzanne Somers on HSN from Break.com. Is she wearing flesh-colored panties or is that her bare cougar pussy? I would think a woman of her age would have a fluffier cougar chocha. Although, I think my mommy might.........I need to stop myself. Not today.
Suzanne's memaw cooch looks kind of mangy, like it could use a flea dip. What am I saying?! I'm talking about the legend known as Suzanne Somers! I have spent many a drunken night, sitting on my sofa and watching hours of her menopausal rants on HSN. I owe her my life! I'd give her memaw cooch a tongue lashing if I had the chance. I know, it's too early for this fuckery. I sowwy.
VIA ONTD
You know people who are that nuts are great in the sack.
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How very racist. "Black" doesn't get a flavor?
light and airy is just what suzanne's pussy needs...and don't we all...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
LOL! It's true - her face is all MILFy porn star in the SloMo too.
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The SloMo really sold it.
The only thing that would have made this clip better is if Janet was in the back bitching at her... Chrissy, go to your room and put some chonies on.
HAHAH This is sooo my new avie! I need to be reminded daily of the sexy memaw cooch I could only dream of having one day.
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"He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs."
Its never too early for memaw cooch - NEVER!!
LOL! Hahaha - nice slomo.
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Forget the Vadge, sixty bucks for that fucking dress!!!! I'm sure you can buy sonmething like it in TARGET for about a sale price of $10.00.
I'd really like to hit Coleen Lopez in the head with a thick shell steak. Bitch is sooooo phony and looks like she is about to cum every time she hawks products that she knows are really shit. Overkill to the max
Looked like the real deal 2 me. And BTW, you don't get fluffier down there when you get older...you get kinda bare. Mine's like a mohawk right now. Ewww. But I love Suzanne...just not the giggling sidekick Colleen L.
Oh my, did I just giggle out loud?
It's old sweaty granny undies.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Will somebody please make this an avatar???Both of them look hilarious right when she lifts up the dress!Pause it and you will see:)
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 11:21am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:19am
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Clients can be so picky, insisting on a dry contract. Whiners!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:19am.
chernobyl in yer panties messin with yer salez pich!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 11:17am.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just spewed coffee everywhere, ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
hair lip
it needs surgery
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It was a sort of dark mystery patch....but it looked like it had a cleft. lmfao!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
luckycharms,
Was that from the Bwana (sp?) Bob days?
Dear lord, I can't believe I remember that name, he was a nut job.
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Dick happens! - MK
vagina
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
If I was watching Dolls!Dolls!Dolls! on HSN and Marie Osmond decided to let her chocha smile and say hi, I don't know if I'd even notice. I get so into her sales technique.
Okay, I have a huge flatscreen monitor and I couldn't see anything but a blur. Maybe that's a good thing. ☺
P.S. That huge bush on that huge woman (in the link below) looks like she was eaten out by Chewbacca and he horked out a hairball on her cooch.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******AffluentBachelors . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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DEFINATELY her vag. She strikes me as a brazillian kind of gal.
BTW thanks for burning retina's slutsville! was hilaious though.....
Her bacon flaps are a perfect compliment to my morning breakfast.
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All Things Must Pass
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I'm not quite sure what i saw....*shrugs*
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 15, 2008 - 4:38pm.
I wish. I did that shit for two years, or until I got so worn down that I couldn't continue. And I saved a guy from freezing to death. So maybe I'll get into heaven. If God overlooks my old-age crime sprees.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Holy Cougar Coochie! Yep...thats some fuckery.....LMFAO>>>>>
Hahaaaaaaaaaaa. I used to work customer service at HSN for about 3 years about 12 years ago in their headquarters in Clearwater (actually unincorporated Largo/Pinellas Park). She was the biggest bitch!! That was back in the day when their stage was up front, right in front of all the operators, and all of the "stars" used to walk thru the call center talking to people. She was the nastiest bitch I have ever met in my whole life. The nicest one was Ivana Trump, she was ultra cool and down to earth and was serving us hotdogs for lunch.
that is the liner of her pantyhose. Suzzz can wear whateva she wants, by the way ; )
WTF? The thing with genitals is they're already so fucked up looking, it's hard to tell if it's a real vulva, a photoshopped vulva, or just some bunched up cloth. For real.
The only person in history who's dealt with a bush bigger than that is Moses.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
i was about to eat breakfast. i watched that.
i think i'll skip.
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"whats a justin bobby?"
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 15, 2008 - 7:37am.
hahahahaha. Now my salty tears are affecting my eyesight....
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 15, 2008 - 9:31am.
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Ok Slutts, you're paying for my laser eye surgery because I just went blind.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Oh holy hell, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth, and now I'm gonna choke and die on that shiot...too early for all of this fuc*ery!
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 10:34pm.
It disgusts me to know this, but: Female pubic hair DOES thin out. But not until a woman is quite old. As in old enough to live in a nursing home, like the one I used to work in.
Gah. I'd like to bleach that memory right out of my head.
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...A nursing home?
Oh you are SO going straight to heaven.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
What Mike said.
And LMAO at that video!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Submitted by The C word on July 15, 2008 - 10:34am.
Geezus Slutts, even MK gives us a warning first!
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I'm sorry, I thought the words "Sheeps ex-girlfriend" was a warning. I'll do better the next time.
Please. That is so Photoshopped.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
That link needs to be a caption this entry.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 15, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 10:21am.
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Are you referring to this photo of your ex-girlfriend?
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/sluttsville/ugly.jpg
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Why oh WHY did I click?!
The woman's got a fucking doormat down there!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Slow news day? Clearly some sort of panties there.
LOL on this pic!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 10:21am.
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Are you referring to this photo of your ex-girlfriend?
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/sluttsville/ugly.jpg
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 15, 2008 - 7:31am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am indeed. Now that I'm blinded, how am I supposed to drive downtown?
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 15, 2008 - 10:31am.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 10:21am.
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Are you referring to this photo of your ex-girlfriend?
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/sluttsville/ugly.jpg
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Geezus Slutts, even MK gives us a warning first!
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
_Submitted by Sluttsville on July 15, 2008 - 10:31am
You sick, sick little smoking baby.
That was hwat
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It disgusts me to know this, but: Female pubic hair DOES thin out. But not until a woman is quite old. As in old enough to live in a nursing home, like the one I used to work in.
Gah. I'd like to bleach that memory right out of my head.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
God almighty. I really wish I hadn't watched that.
Moving on, what's with the Exorcist style heavy breathing on the slo-mo?
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 15, 2008 - 10:31am.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 10:21am.
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Are you referring to this photo of your ex-girlfriend?
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OMFG! That shit has never been tamed! I need to go back to the Batman thread...
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Paused at 21-22 seconds, I see a flesh-colored triangle of quiche lorraine. mmmm. Is it lunchtime yet? Also: Suzanne's gams are in fair shape for a woman of 90. Or a woman of any age, really.