Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Power Bottom

File this under: Shit you should only wear to a Gay Pride Parade.

I think it's sort of sweet that Joey Lawrence and his wife share clothes. It frees up closet space. His wife should be jealous, because homegirl is working the shit out of that outfit.

I'm not going to lie. I think I have those same jeans, but I'm gayer than Larry Craig's tap dancing routine, so at least I have an excuse.

That being said, I'd definitely bump no-no holes with Joey Lawrence.

UPDATE: Thanks to Lisa Marie for pointing out Joey's beige hanky on his right wrist. According to the Gay Hanky Code, this means he's a rimmee! I was right! Total power bottom. Joey likes his boypussy kissed.

Posted by: Michael K


Not only is the shirt and bandana screaming "I'm light in my loafers and a friend of Dorothy" but what about that pinky ring??? Hello? Is that not a big sign??? What straight dude wears sh!t like that??? I'm just sayin'

He is a cool man. we all love him. there are so many fans of him. and they set up the groups related to stars. you can even check out his sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.

HollyMadison's picture

eww, he's a squatty body but he's a boy! How could I have had a crush on him circa "Blossom"?!? Look at those baby stump legs, soo wee and teensy.

letinstar's picture

in case this wasn't mentioned before..gay!...what the hell kinda effed up outfit is he wearing? and did he buy it in the boys section of the store?
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jussayin's picture

I thought he was a midget, he's got a big midget head and short arms. A tall midget? what is the upper height limit of midgetness??

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Night Owl's picture

The reason people use strollers is because some kids will run away. My daughter is 3 but when we go to the mall I bring a stroller because she is hyperactive and likes to run and I worry about losing her.

WHOA! I totally have that t-shirt...I think his boobs are bigger than mine though, and mine are Ds.

SomeWhereElse's picture

That kid is too big for that stroller - it's time to upgrade or let the kid fucking walk. Kids are really pissing me off today - get off your ass little girl. Shit!

Justina's picture

I thought that was Mr. Clean. Speaking of Power Bottom....

http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=Mr+Clean&ie=UT...

johnosahon's picture

DAMN, i will hit that shit from here to the moon.

anyways before the right-wing crazies start passing laws against gay marriage, they need to do this against gay men marrying straight women because that is so TOTALLY against the lord.

it has to STOP, A.S.A.P.

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 15, 2008 - 4:05pm.
There's something vaguely simian about his countenance; I don't know whether he's going to groom me or blow up my planet.
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Countenance. Nice, I like it. I have never once used that word in a sentence! :) I am going to try and squeeze it into my next conversation.

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There's something vaguely simian about his countenance; I don't know whether he's going to groom me or blow up my planet.

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Damn Joey! He actually seems like a nice guy, but this has flame written all over it.

madam s.'s picture

Their little girl sort of looks like Drew Barrymore when she was that age (around E.T. time).

Leatherette's picture

and ANOTHER pink couple takes a stroll!

Leatherette's picture

hahaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! he's my HERO now! get yer rim polished, ya hot ass!

meadowgirl's picture

holy crap that's a fucking gay ass outfit. when did it suddenly fucking revert to 1996 and shit?

ahahahhahahaahaa!

Mel-Tang's picture

Mrs. Kravitz...I highly recommend child harnesses/leashes. I used to think they looked cruel, but it was the BEST investment I made when my boy was a toddler.
We went to Disneyworld, and it saved us so much grief. He was right by our side, but he also had a little room to explore if he wanted to. He would wake up every morning and ask where his leash was, because he knew he was going to be safe and happy at the parks. He learned how to even put it on himself.
I had TONS of people ask me where I got it when I was at the park because they wanted one, too. If I knew they were going to be that popular, I would have bought 100 of them and sold them while I was walking around. It was only five bucks at Wal-Mart. I could have made a small fortune. lol

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Uh, his hanky looks brown to me, which means he likes scat.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW either way!!
I thought this was Damon Wayans at first. lol

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Whats sad is the guy looks like he's embarassed to be out walking with his wife and kid. Like they are distracting him from his 'game'. If my husband dare wore a hanky around his wrist I'd be packing my shit up. Joey - you're not cool, and if you're not a gay sthhailor stop acting like one. Fool.

Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

damn. joey got a badonkadunk.

Eddie's picture

poo tell that to your avatar haha

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Submitted by Hekki on July 15, 2008 - 1:05pm.

It's either: "Why can't you control your kid?" or "That kid is too old to be in a stroller".
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Yeesh. Why should they have an opinion either way? Yeesh!

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To be honest I would, likely, kiss anything that guy asked me to. And then spank him like the bad boy he is. Yeehaw!

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Submitted by Hekki on July 15, 2008 - 12:05pm.

Little ones bolt unexpectedly (even well-behaved ones)

You are quite right. I had a brother who at age 6 just darted out in the street for a reason known only to him and was killed. The older family member with him was helpless to prevent it.

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Hekki's picture

What's with the man boobs? I saw a thing about palstic surgery and men and all these idiots are getting breast implants. Uh, I mean pec implants.

And regarding big kids in strollers and leashes... I had very definite opinions about those BEFORE I had kids. Little ones bolt unexpectedly (even well-behaved ones) and if your kids are not walking at your side in perfect goose-step, people give you the stink-eye.

It's either: "Why can't you control your kid?" or "That kid is too old to be in a stroller".

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Devore on July 15, 2008 - 12:59pm

That's his brother.

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Devore's picture

when the fuck did lawrance get married?

wasnt recently he shacking up with one of those dancers from that yucky program "dancing with the non-stars and has beens"?

NovaNightly's picture

lol....you're telling me!!

My mother told me I would have twins...to which i laughed at her. They run in the family...my moms father was a twin and then it skipped her. I really was in SHOCK when at my first ultrasound at 7weeks there were two little "blobs" on the screen. Ahhh...good times...lol.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 15, 2008 - 9:44am.

Anyone who pushes out a couple of blobs and raises them has more courage and fortitude than me!

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NovaNightly's picture

Mrs K...
They totally do. I didnt mean to sound like a bitch, but when someone questions mothering skills, my hackles get all raised. Its a tough tough job being a mom...that i can say. Its life changing and so difficult because everyday I live for those two little boys. Luckily I have one boy who is cool and laid-back...very level headed. But my other boy is like a little monkey...always questioning and always exploring everything. :D

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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 15, 2008 - 9:33am.

My perspective is that of a childless person. I prolly cannot really appreciate what it takes to manage twin 3-year old boys. I would imagine they have, like, a lot of energy. :)

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NovaNightly's picture

You guys try keeping two 3 year olds in line!!! ...it just doesnt happen!! Its not as easy as going back to parenting school...kids are kids and they LOVE to get into things. Its not that i didnt teach them right....

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 9:12am.
Submitted by pomegranate on July 15, 2008 - 9:07am.
ginger_t, I'm sure that kid's in a stroller because it's so much easier for mom and dad when she's locked in tight. I would hate when my kids wanted out of the stroller, when we were in a mall or a farmer's market or some crowded place.
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What do you think of kids on harnesses/leashes? That makes me very uncomfortable.
What all do you moms think?

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Ok...here's my stance. Since I have twin 3 year old boys...we generally do NOT take them out to busy places. We do have these cute little leash thingys that look like stuffed animal backpacks for my boys...but we rarely use them. I havent gotten our double stroller out in about a year and a half. I hate pushing that ginormous thing!! anyway...I'm fine with leashes...if it keeps my kid near me and safe I'm all for it. Still a stroller keeps the kids from getting into things that they shouldnt. Either way is fine by me. :D

OnT:
I think that this might be one of those Blind Item couples...you know...the gay man with the wife and kids....there are TONS of them out there.

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if it walks like a gay it must be a gay. girl, work that out. also why doesn't he have any sort of package in pants that tight? teeny peeny obviously.

ronnyk's picture

I'd be happy to let Jo-Jo park his pussy on my face.

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Submitted by pomegranate on July 15, 2008 - 9:19am.

Word.
I see them a lot in airports and I just wanna tell the parents that they are lazy selfish fucks.
But what I usually do is unhook the leash when the parents aren't looking.
Good times, good times.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 10:12am.
What do you think of kids on harnesses/leashes? That makes me very uncomfortable.
What all do you moms think?
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Oh man I think that looks horrible! Child leashes are yucky. Hell, just add a muzzle(although sometimes that might be a nice option:P). If a parent can't go anywhere without leashing their kid then they need to go back to the parental drawingboard. The little shits shouldn't be running off. Of course they try to when they are toddlers but 1-they are easier to catch and 2-nip that shit in the bud. Just my 2¢.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I did not realize that flip flops were a homo thing.
I'd better tell Pudge.

Bullshit. They're not, unless maybe he's wearing the kind Joey is.

pomegranate's picture

Mrs. Kravitz, I really hate harnesses/leashes. They make me very uncomfortable, too. I never used one, ever (even though some dumbass actually bought me one, once!). I think it's a rite of passage, as a mom or dad, to have to fight your kid, who has the extreme arched back move from hell, as you're trying to get them to sit in the stroller! And then bribe/threaten/plead with them to stay in the damn stroller! But I never crossed the line into harnesses. It just seemed demeaning, not to mention, I would have been mortified to be out in public, walking my child on a leash.

lizzieb's picture

I followed that link and was disturbed to discover that a union jack hanky means you like skinheads. Is that what the UK means to the world? Gloom and doom. Also, why would you need a hanky to signal you are fat- I would have thought that this would be obvious.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 12:05pm.

Is it just me or doesn't it look as if that kid could walk? I mean, she's what? Seven or eight?
Coddled brat.
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LOL I thought the same thing. She looks too big for the stroller but maybe she's just big for her age or they were walking a long distance and didn't fell like hearing her boo hoo the entire time

poo's picture

Well played, i hate everything.

My fuddies and I think it's so damn funny that straight douches are picking up on trends we all left behind five years ago -- knockoff Chanel sunglasses, body shaving, obsessive self-tanning, eyebrow-waxing, shirtless dancing to house music, and fauxhawks.

Maybe it's just my area, but gay guys around here are a lot less preoccupied with preening than they used to be. I'm seeing more beards, smaller sunglasses, less jewelry, no flip flops, no highlights or frosted tips, less (if any) tanning, longer hair with less product, and fewer tight shirts with low-rise jeans. Sure, we all take care of ourselves and many still hit the gym, but something's definitely changed.

That's why Joey makes me laugh. He looks like some guys I saw in clubs four years ago.

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Submitted by pomegranate on July 15, 2008 - 9:07am.
ginger_t, I'm sure that kid's in a stroller because it's so much easier for mom and dad when she's locked in tight. I would hate when my kids wanted out of the stroller, when we were in a mall or a farmer's market or some crowded place.
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What do you think of kids on harnesses/leashes? That makes me very uncomfortable.
What all do you moms think?

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It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't

loozer's picture

It looks like he will break-out with the "YMCA" hand signs any moment. With the shades, he reminds me of David Hodo (aka The Construction Worker).

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 15, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Dang. Guess I gotta stop tying bandanas around my dog's neck :O

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pomegranate's picture

ginger_t, I'm sure that kid's in a stroller because it's so much easier for mom and dad when she's locked in tight. I would hate when my kids wanted out of the stroller, when we were in a mall or a farmer's market or some crowded place. As for the sun block, LOL. You know, now the experts are saying that children should get some sun without sunblock frequently, since the lack of Vitamin D is becoming a huge health problem. Leave it to the "experts" to constanly change things up!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Is it just me or doesn't it look as if that kid could walk? I mean, she's what? Seven or eight?
Coddled brat.

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I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't

Aunt Bea's picture

Great! Joey Lawrence has more cleavage then I do.

I hate when men wear flip flops

His wife looks miserable. Could it be that she knows her husband would rather be boinking the pool guy?

Michaela's picture

MK tu eres un sucio!! No-no hole!! LOL

That being said, that is the same stroller I bought for my newborn and I love it. $149.00.