Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Power Bottom
File this under: Shit you should only wear to a Gay Pride Parade.
I think it's sort of sweet that Joey Lawrence and his wife share clothes. It frees up closet space. His wife should be jealous, because homegirl is working the shit out of that outfit.
I'm not going to lie. I think I have those same jeans, but I'm gayer than Larry Craig's tap dancing routine, so at least I have an excuse.
That being said, I'd definitely bump no-no holes with Joey Lawrence.
UPDATE: Thanks to Lisa Marie for pointing out Joey's beige hanky on his right wrist. According to the Gay Hanky Code, this means he's a rimmee! I was right! Total power bottom. Joey likes his boypussy kissed.
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Dang. Guess I gotta stop tying bandanas around my dog's neck :O
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I did not realize that flip flops were a homo thing.
I'd better tell Pudge.
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Perezs Nemesis: Coincidentally, my neighbor and I were just reviewing bandana codes last night. Or is it chamois, and he's in to motorcycle sex?
His wife should have stopped his ass at the front door, with a oh, nononononononono you don't lol.
But then again... I let my old man out the door the other night for a sushi dinner wearing blue jeans and his river sandals (no, no socks lol) (but the sandals were something he would not have been caught dead wearing out in public a year ago, so I don't know what happened there. I guess I'm no better).
on another note -- super cute kiddie, though !
He just looks like an LA douche to me. I went down after a long hiatus away and every dude looked gayer than the gayest babes in SF (where I live, and I love 'em, so I can say that).
I'm more worried that the little girl is a) not walking - hello, look at those giant legs, and b) that those little girl legs are TAN. Ummm, sunblock for your children, anyone?
Um. I'm nearly speechless.
Is he trying to start gay rumors for free press?
I don't get it. If I were his wife/beard, I'd be totally embarrassed.
He look like he has that funny "twitch" walk people with big thighs do when their shorts get ate up in the crotch.
Damn, with all that upper body muscle, his ass could at least push the stroller.
According to the Gay Hanky Code, worn on the right his hanky means he wants to be rimmed if you think the hanky qualifies as "beige" or he's a bottom who is into scat if you think the hanky is actually "brown".
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
the flip flops are too much
Whats with these "straights" in their fag flops? Dudes, take it from a card carrying homofruit, If you want to look like a man, DON'T WEAR FLIP FLOPS or deep V tees. Your grandfathers built this country up into the super power it used to be by wearing wool and leather boots in the dead of august. Whats your freaking excuse breeder boys?
You all look like you want it in the ass. If you want to be treated as a heterosexual, start acting (and dressing)like one.
that's a hot homo there. It gives me a boner.
dude fell way the fuck out of the closet here!
oh. my. god.
He's hot.. but the jeans are way too much..
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 15, 2008 - 10:24am.
Ok...let me analize this shit further...
"Whoa" here has smallish legs...another example of a guy who concentrates too much on working out the upper body.
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We call that the reverse T-rex.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Now i have Gimmie A break Theme song in mah head hwores!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjToSufqRsE
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Maybe he just had a pedi and didn't want to ruin it! LOL
Tight Pegged Jeans and white flip flops jessuzzz
*Giggling @ his manflops*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
umm.. sorry, who tha ufck is Joey Lawrence?
There is nothing hawt about this...even trying to picture him without the totally gay accessories and clothes doesnt help...
I agree that the handlebar mustache would totally help in this situation....lmfao!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
JBocca.. I like the hair your Av is sporting..I wish my cooter hair was that thick and lucious. Then I would use a really big doggy brush to tease it w/ and put hairspray on it, well I wouldn't have to use much gel, b/c that comes natually but.. oh man.. *puts on christmas wish list*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Oh my...who is Joey Lawrence? Wasn't he a child actor? That outfit is just screaming to be let out of the closet!
Absolutely everything in that picture offends me. I can't even know what to say... I mean, really, Joey...
REALLY!?
CRAY?!?! lmao...time for my spellcheck. geez!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I think he looks HOTTT!!!!!!!! He deff. has an amazing body nice tan and he dresses really good. I wish every guy looked like this! MK your obviously jelly.
And he's doing the hand/arm motion to "i'm bad, I know, I'm bad, and I SHOW IT" Oh snap.. *twirls around* hahahahah
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
HOLY CRAY...I figured it out!!
Shave his face and put a blond wig on him and its that Hayden Pantytroll girl. Same body!
Ok...im done. ;D
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Props on the pedi prior to sporting the flip-flops. If he's not gay, he's sure dressing the part.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ok I just browsed those other pics... uh those white flip flops.. I hate baby dick holder jeans, also.. He prob uses one of his babies bootie socks as a cock warmer during cold winter nights. Small peen, Small peen.. *points and laughs* *stops, smells-continues to laugh*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
i love joey's tight little body. but how short is he? ick! and i'm not too sure about flip flops on guys. what do ya'll think?
Ok...let me analize this shit further...
"Whoa" here has smallish legs...another example of a guy who concentrates too much on working out the upper body.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
lolz
Mike: And chaps?
If you squint your eyes and look at the main pic...you can almost imagine he's holding his peen instead of that water bottle. Other than that, I see no bulge...nada...
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
ESE. Thanks, I'll be thinking that while I'm picturing your Av looking at me thru the bathroom window when I'm shaving my arm pits tonite.. Sexy!! *purrs*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
About a year and a half ago when I lived in Sherman Oaks, Ca I went through a year long tanning salon phase.. Whoa went to the same salon. He was really nice, but I got a major gay vibe.
I once saw his younger bro driving behind me on Bev Glen and damn he fiiiiine!
I've always gotten a gay vibe from him.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
What he
really needs now is a handlebar moustache.
My two year old has that same shirt from BabyGap.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Joey Lawrence is so handsome.I love him.Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personals ID on wealthy men personals site """""AffluentBachelors . c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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HaHA LoLo.. me too. I'm like "No your face isn't covered in dirt and mud, there are no holes in your shirt, baby you look good!" *giggles under breath*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
he looks like a vagina and a bald penis at the same time.
It reminds me of my underwear.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I always had a thing for Joey Lawrence, but this "tightness" is killing it for me...do i see bulge? Scratch that. I like the tightness down below
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Fuck it!
Oh, hell no...that's all sorts of wrong.
He's CarrotTop sans hair...actually he looks gayer than that.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 11:13am.
The C word,
Don't forget the flip-flops!!!!!
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Gaw, I didn't even make it that far. Niiice.
And check out the big ass pinky ring!
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Super tight, V-neck t-shirts on dudes is hella gay. Maybe it's just me...I could never date a metro-sexual.
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Fuck it!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 11:11am.
i got nothing on-topic 'cause i don't give a shit about Joey Lawrence.. just wanted to say i'm loving your avie
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
I can't believe this bitch is straight! Gotta be a mistake or something.
The C word,
Don't forget the flip-flops!!!!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
That girl looks like she could be DaniLynn's cousin or sister! And she's huge! She should be walking. Heck, she can probably carry her dad now.