Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Power Bottom

File this under: Shit you should only wear to a Gay Pride Parade.

I think it's sort of sweet that Joey Lawrence and his wife share clothes. It frees up closet space. His wife should be jealous, because homegirl is working the shit out of that outfit.

I'm not going to lie. I think I have those same jeans, but I'm gayer than Larry Craig's tap dancing routine, so at least I have an excuse.

That being said, I'd definitely bump no-no holes with Joey Lawrence.

UPDATE: Thanks to Lisa Marie for pointing out Joey's beige hanky on his right wrist. According to the Gay Hanky Code, this means he's a rimmee! I was right! Total power bottom. Joey likes his boypussy kissed.

Posted by: Michael K


NovaNightly's picture

He MIGHT look less gay if he grew some hair and quit buying his t-shirts in the kids section.

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LoLo's picture

You know im a bad GF because my babe will put on something less than cool and i so tell his ass it looks good. That way i know skanks dont mess with him when he is out.

He does the same for me. Tells me my nards arent hanging out when they really are! Silly goose!
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Fucking_Classy's picture

...and I bet homegirl thinks he looks "mighty hot" with this outfit.

Oh, and nice douche jewelry.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

oooooo Mary, I would giddy up with him.
Gottdamn.

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oklahoma's picture

OH also I like when I pull up this site, before the pictures relax.. the people look short and fat.. Oh that makes my day!! Joey's ass looked fat ass!!

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The C word's picture

Nevermind the jeans, look at the v-neck tee, the bandanna bracelet, the belt buckle, the chains...

At least the colour of his arms match his belt.

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KD's picture

I think I have the same V neck shirt. It's from Victoria's Secret!

Are you sure he's not gay. he's got the bandana around the wrist. Isn't that code for something? That and his wife looks 20 years older than him.

Otter Pop's picture

I think even the little girl knows daddy dresses like a gay douchebag. She's using ice cream to numb the pain.

oklahoma's picture

You know that shirt being all tight is got to be making his arm pits all sweaty.. I can't stand that shit on a guy.. Sweaty arm pits.. Aint right I tell ya, Just aint right!!

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

mike's picture

Did he get a French pedicure?

oklahoma's picture

Whooooah!

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Euphoria's picture

Whoa...Joey looks like a feisty little girl. I bet he could girlfight and bitchslap with the best of them. Whassup with the bald head...is he going bald so he decided to cueball his whole head?

mike's picture

Jesus. V-neck t-shirts just shouldn't be worn alone.

xultar's picture

I'd hit it.

I'd hit Joey so hard his shit would turn to powder.

Otter Pop's picture

I would never, NEVER allow my husband to leave the house like that!

LoLo's picture

heeeeeeeeeeeee heeeee heeee hee

perky lil bitch aint he?
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kdracofan's picture

Damn. Yummy.