The Photoshop Awards: Dolly Parton In A Promo Picture For "9 To 5"
Dolly Parton totally called in sick on day of this photo shoot. Her magnificent chichis didn't feel like working that day. Instead of rescheduling, they just took a cardboard cutout of Dolly and popped it in the middle. The chicks in the photo shoot had no idea it wasn't Dolly herself. I'm serious. I think that's what they really did.
Yes, these are the promo pictures for "9 to 5: The Musical" which starts performances in Los Angeles this September. It will then move on to Broadway in March. Allison Janney plays the Lily Tomlin role, Stephanie J. Block has the Jane Fonda role and Megan Hilty will play the role made famous by Dolly. Dolly wrote a bunch of songs for this shit show.
These pictures make my soul hurt. Allison totally doesn't look like Violet. She just looks like C.J. from "The West Wing" posing with a Chestica Simpson impersonator and some other bore. This is going to be hideously awful. It looks like the ABC Family version of "9 to 5." UGH. Why must stupid whores ruin everything!
Source: Playbill
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Many people are discussing it at wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
As I recall the movie was viciously panned, and then became sort of cinematic kitsch. Your soul may stop hurting MK if they camp it up enough.
i love "9 to 5"...i simply cannot deal with this shit right here...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Oh, HELL no. Oh, HELL NOOOOO!
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I love twinks! ;)
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 12:29pm.Call me And then ill Call you@ work
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Rats, and I was all excited, just picturing the look on the bearded lady's face when you wowed the audience with your fantastic feats of nipple prowess.
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That old bearded lady woulda had nothin' on me!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:21pm
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Rats, and I was all excited, just picturing the look on the bearded lady's face when you wowed the audience with your fantastic feats of nipple prowess.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
xxyxz.. Call me @ work!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Damn, I was about to suggest we hit the county fair circuit to showcase that nipple-to-nose talent!!
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We could've made some cash! Unfortunately, my spine prevents me from performing such a feat.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 1:24pm.
@Mrs.Kravitz--Rugelah and tea? For me? I'm all farklempt. There's no one I'd rather schmooze with. ***MWAH*** You're simply the best, better than all the rest. Better than anybody, anybody I ever met.
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aw, shucks...I try to be a good fake friend.
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Damn, I was about to suggest we hit the county fair circuit to showcase that nipple-to-nose talent!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Everytime i read "nipple" i hear the worker guy from Scrooged..."Why...why...You can barely see dem nipples."
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
@Mrs.Kravitz--Rugelah and tea? For me? I'm all farklempt. There's no one I'd rather schmooze with. ***MWAH*** You're simply the best, better than all the rest. Better than anybody, anybody I ever met.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I have a long tongue, so I can lick my own nipple AND touch my nose with it...er, my tongue, that is--not my nipple.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 3:52pm.
(((hugs))) ***mwah*** noogies!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TypicalSituation on July 15, 2008 - 12:09pm.♥♥
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 3:53pm
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You can boss me around anytime you like, doll, you know I love it ;D
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 4:09pm
You have to lift your boob and bend your neck, and stick out your tongue, all at the same time. Multitask!! I'm a leftie, so I am partial to all on that side, but the right one is usually slightly bigger, it's a good place to start.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
NIPPLE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Kizzy, offer Zomay a Girl Scout cookie as a peace offering. We've got all those extras from our last mission!
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Sorry I'm late in replying, damn people actually expecting me to do some work around here or something...
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LOL...sorry Kizzy, didn't mean to be bossy. :)
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
missy, i'm there with ya! smoke rules over all - even a good snappin' cold beer. but, fuck....with all this nipple-lickin talk, i'd take some friends like that, too! (it's been over six months since i've gotten ANY and i'm starting to foam at the mouth)....
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Kizzy, offer Zomay a Girl Scout cookie as a peace offering. We've got all those extras from our last mission!
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Sorry I'm late in replying, damn people actually expecting me to do some work around here or something...
Zomay, I offer you a delicious and treasured box of Samoas, please enjoy.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
sheet typical, ill take some smoke over my own nip licking abilities anyday... thats what slutty bisexual 22 year old friends are for!! wait, who? hehehe!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Yes.
click on the word rugelach in my post below.
It is safe!
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Mmm, the cinnamon ones are to die for! I like to pop 'em in the toaster oven for a minute so they're nice and warm. *drools all over shirt*
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Clarisse: *embarrassed* mine are big, but uh, not exactly perkish... so i have to lift to lick. but, it works!
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
XXYXZ!! how ARE YOU?! no fucking unless it's the good kind! sit back, relax, have a beer and lick your nipple!
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 1:00pm.
You like rugelach? You're invited, too.
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OOOO I didn't know that's what they were called?! yes I do...thank you for sharing with me :)
*yummy*
TypicalSituation,
Maybe i have the wrong technique...my boobs are nice and big...what am i doing wrong?
Missy,
I feel your pain.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
I have not tried to lick them but I can only assume that, when I am sitting down and they are on the floor, it is entirely possible.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
fuck
that's toe tae Missy.. that's what I'm here for..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by missy on July 15, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I CANT LICK MY OWN NIPPLE!!
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awwwww.... sorry! i can provide beer and some good herb to console you, though!
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Yes.
click on the word rugelach in my post below.
It is safe!
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 1:00pm.
You like rugelach? You're invited, too.
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Are those the little twisted cookie-size pastries that have cinnamon or chocolate in them?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I CANT LICK MY OWN NIPPLE!!
*cries*
:(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I can lick my own nipples too.. If I drew some nipples like on my hand or something.. these tit-tays hang Low!! *kicks dirt*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 1:00pm.
You like rugelach? You're invited, too.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Missy: *gulp, gulp, gulp - BUUUUUUUUUURP* thanks, hon! you don't know HOW much i needed that! cannot WAIT to get out this hellhole and have a smoke and knock back a few!
@ Clarisse and Missy: I can totally lick my own nips! I gots big boobies
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 3:54pm.
That's right bitches. AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY!!!!
I do not like my girls fighting arguing or disagreeing. It hurts. And then I get diarrhea.
And it smells bad.
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lol (I agree Mrs K - well about the arguing...I don't get diarrhea lol)
I wish this show all the best because I love Dolly Parton and she is a phenomenal woman.
that's all.
www.myspace.com/triston
Thank you, Missy!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 2:52pm.
YMAtT,
And as usual, Okie is running around topless...
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Then all is as it should be.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Missy.. LMAO *blushes* And I know I can lick your's too.. muahahahaha Now get back over here beside me.. Did you ask to leave?
*snaps Clarisses thong* leave it hanging out like that!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
NOBODYS HAPPY!!!!
off to the ladies to test my nip licking abilities..
*tosses YourMomAte a beer on way out*
be right back beeshes!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
That's right bitches. AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY!!!!
I do not like my girls fighting arguing or disagreeing. It hurts. And then I get diarrhea.
And it smells bad.
Zomay and Kizzy, please come to my house later we'll have rugalah and tea. We'll schmooze. How does that sound? HUH?
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 2:52pm.
What happens when Mrs K isn't happy?
*crickets*
Anyone know?
I thought we all passed the bong around since no one ever gets into fights when they are all tokered up...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Kizzy, offer Zomay a Girl Scout cookie as a peace offering. We've got all those extras from our last mission!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Pudge heads for the hills?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
TYPICAL!! here ya go doll, one cold one IN A FUCKING FROSTED MUG!! howdyalike that!
shiiiiit, Ill have another!
CLARISSE!! dude, I seriously just tried in my fucking cubicle... HAHAHAA!! theyre not full cubes though, so I cant get to it!! I gotta try this out man.. Im headin to the ladies.
Im betting I can. Ill brb.
I know I can lick okies nips!!! eleleleleleleleel *tongue wagging*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
YMAtT,
And as usual, Okie is running around topless...
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.