The Photoshop Awards: Dolly Parton In A Promo Picture For "9 To 5"

Dolly Parton totally called in sick on day of this photo shoot. Her magnificent chichis didn't feel like working that day. Instead of rescheduling, they just took a cardboard cutout of Dolly and popped it in the middle. The chicks in the photo shoot had no idea it wasn't Dolly herself. I'm serious. I think that's what they really did.

Yes, these are the promo pictures for "9 to 5: The Musical" which starts performances in Los Angeles this September. It will then move on to Broadway in March. Allison Janney plays the Lily Tomlin role, Stephanie J. Block has the Jane Fonda role and Megan Hilty will play the role made famous by Dolly. Dolly wrote a bunch of songs for this shit show.

These pictures make my soul hurt. Allison totally doesn't look like Violet. She just looks like C.J. from "The West Wing" posing with a Chestica Simpson impersonator and some other bore. This is going to be hideously awful. It looks like the ABC Family version of "9 to 5." UGH. Why must stupid whores ruin everything!

Source: Playbill

Posted by: Michael K

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Dolly Parton • Photoshop Awards

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:01pm.

Excellent idea, kdraco! With all the anger & aggression, it's starting to feel like LA is back!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:00pm.

Kizzy take a midol and get off my ass. No one attacked you and I have NEVER been rude to you. And thankyou for bringing to my attention that talking to you is a complete waste of time.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:59pm.

Can we just get along?

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:59pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:37pm.

Damn, sorry! I's all confused.. Plus I just ate the soup out of this so called "potty" you're referring to..
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Did that 'soup' taste like pizza? It might help me remember what I had for lunch so I can give a proper culture to my doctor.

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How about, when I poop it out tonight, or maybe tomorrow, I just send that sample right over to your Doctor.. Then he'll know what you ate, since I ate what you pooped.. And, No, not too much like pizza at all. More like Salisbury steak stuffed w/ pudding..

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:45am.

Not even close. You're the joke, and you just keep getting funnier.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:55pm.

Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:37pm.

Damn, sorry! I's all confused.. Plus I just ate the soup out of this so called "potty" you're referring to..
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Did that 'soup' taste like pizza? It might help me remember what I had for lunch so I can give a proper culture to my doctor.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:54pm.

Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:45am.
You trying to go back and change shit up to make yourself look better doesn't change the fact you were an asshole for attacking me

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What planet are you living on today Kizzy? This is a fucking joke.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:32am.

OY! Pudge's most prized possession is his red rotary phone.

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 2:36pm.
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That would be me, I'd laugh til I peed, too. Then I'd suggest she'd have been better off covering her massive dildo collection, some of those antiques are real collector's items.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:45pm.

Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 2:40pm

Jebus fuckin' Jumped-up Christ!! Did I say, dlisters only? NO. I said advocating that position is what causes that panic. I believe my exact words were "It's stupid shit like that that guarantees a bank's failure", and then went on to explain what's insured by FDIC. You trying to go back and change shit up to make yourself look better doesn't change the fact you were an asshole for attacking me.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by mishma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:43pm.

Are you sure that's Dolly Parton? It looks like my naybour's persian cat dressed up for Mardi Gras

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:40pm.

Kizzy if I was talking to only Dlisted readers, maybe only 25 of them have an account at WAMU. If all 25 close their accounts, I doubt that would create the panic you were talking about. My mother manages a bank in Sothern Ca. I talk to her about this shit everynight for the past 2 years. She saw people bringing in checks from Indymac, many right under 100,000. This started a month ago. There have even been talks that Wells Fargo might buy WAMU but it might be too risky at this point. Now there is a line and anxiety coming from Indymac. Bank Of America is saying they are safe, yet they purchased CountryWide, dumb move in my humble opinion. I respect your opinion, it was the way you worded it. I don't care if you think my opinion is over the top. That is your business. Diamond Dawg asked me what I thought and I expressed it. I still stick by my previous post, if anyone has accounts at WAMU, move to a different bank before the herd does. I would.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:40pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 2:36pm.

ROFL Poor ol' lady!! HAHAHA How exactly do you handle that gently, without bustin' out laughing?
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I have no idea. If it were my mom, after about 10 minutes of laughing til I peed, I'd tell her she was a retard and be done with it. Old people can be so cute. So slow, but so cute.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:39pm.

yeah sandbitch - go get laid you fuckers!!

uhm, yeah, i totally buy expensive shit like that (usually on ebay but still)

Well!! I had to find SOME kind of substitute for the heroin addiction!!!
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Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:37pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:27pm.

LCT.. *wipes wet ass* *pulls up pants* I didn't pee on your desk!! I pwomise..
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Hey now. I have a potty sitting RIGHT HERE for that kind of thing. You have to learn to aim girl, seriously.

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Damn, sorry! I's all confused.. Plus I just ate the soup out of this so called "potty" you're referring to..

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:36pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 2:28pm
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ROFL Poor ol' lady!! HAHAHA How exactly do you handle that gently, without bustin' out laughing?

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:34pm.

@missy
LOLO you stylin bitch.. youre totally right.. every motherfucker owns a designer bag costing hundreds.. when the fuck did that become common???

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When dumb sluts with no intellect or personality whatso'fucking'ever needed one before anyone would fucking fuck them.

For free even.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:32pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 2:28pm.

Hey! Or rather, to be OnT: "Hello, Dolly!"
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Hahaha, oh Kizzy. That reminds me of an old person story I heard today. A woman I work with went to visit her old mom, and while she was there, she saw her mom take her old rotary phone, put it on the floor, and cover it with a towel. She asked her mom why she was doing that, and her mom said, "The experts say you should cover anything in case robbers looks inside and see what you have..."

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:31pm.

Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:27pm.

LCT.. *wipes wet ass* *pulls up pants* I didn't pee on your desk!! I pwomise..
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Hey now. I have a potty sitting RIGHT HERE for that kind of thing. You have to learn to aim girl, seriously.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:28pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 2:25pm.

Hey! Or rather, to be OnT: "Hello, Dolly!"

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:27pm.

LCT.. *wipes wet ass* *pulls up pants* I didn't pee on your desk!! I pwomise..

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:26pm.

Missy.. Yay, Jolene.. Ooops, I almost copied and pasted tht whole song again.. Muah!!!

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:25pm.

I totally didn't say hi to everyone today. Hi everyone. My desk area smells like urine and I don't know why.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:23pm.

Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Kizzy wow you proved you can be a bad ass. Wow! So scared
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I'm not trying to be a bad ass, nor scare anyone, so you can get the fuck off that riff right now. What is your fucking problem? I can dissent without it being a personal attack on you, you taking it that way was stupid. Being a total FUCKTARD about it just cements the impression.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:23pm.

oh, and okie - I LOVE THAT SONG JOLENE!!!

dolly is the bomb

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:21pm.

Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 2:13pm.

So where does me bringing up the fact that that sort of rush to withdraw will guarantee any bank's failure tranlate into attacking you?

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:17pm.

*packs Billy Dick Face's bags* hahaha,, I packed dirty underwear.

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:17pm.

@D'Dawg - thanks for the lisp, I mean the link

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tied to the mast of the ship of fools

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:15pm.

Missy seriously!

People took MTV's show Cribs too seriously!

Seriously! Im serious!

edit: MANSLAUGHTER! Had a firend killed in prison for selling less then 10 hits of acid.

So i guess seeing pretty colors and hugging my high school BF all night long was attempting suicide.

TEH GUBMENT KILLZ UZ WIFF CHEMICAILS IN OUR FOODZ!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:13pm.

And I was trying to tell my friends that if they bank at WAMU take your money out before you have to wait in line with the rest of America. Do it now, or wait in line.

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Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:12pm.

spank emporium?? hihihi!!! _____________________________________________

Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

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Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:11pm.

Lolo - the gubment should scare you!!! selling LSD is prosecuted as manslaughter!!!!

I could never trust an organization whos trying to lock me up just for wanting to clean up some of my soul cob-webs.

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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:10pm.

_Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 15, 2008 - 2:07pm

I feels like when ize in line at post offise tehy no ize look at kinky sheet and wont give me mah important packages frum Spank Emporium!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:10pm.

Kizzy wow you proved you can be a bad ass. Wow! So scared.

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Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:09pm.

Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 2:06pm.

day jellis u gotz beeter pron.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:09pm.

Billy Dick Face - BWAAHAHAHAHAA!!! yeah, shit we need to get him together with Lenny Peen Pants and send them to that great golf course in the sky!!!!

LOLO you stylin bitch.. youre totally right.. I feel like ppl have never been so obsessed with stuff before... like, how every motherfucker owns a designer bag costing hundreds.. when the fuck did that become common???
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:08pm.

Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:03pm.

LCT.. Are you ringing my bell, or calling me a name!? *angry look* Or was you speaking japanese.. I never can tell the difference..
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I was speaking Chinese, actually. I wonder what English sounds like to Asian people? I don't understand Chinese and all I hear is "Freyp ching chong shreuuueeeiiii."

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:07pm.

Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 1:50pm.

First of all, my disagreeing with you and pointing out that everybody rushing to withdraw their money would guarantee the bank's failure was NOT an attack on your opinion. I can state mine as clearly as I damn well please, AS YOU DID, and disagree with you without it being an attack. Should I decide to go on the attack, believe me, there will be no doubt in anyone's mind about it.
Secondly, I don't give a fuck whether you have a problem with me, or not. Such is the peril of an open-to-the-public blog.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:07pm.

Fuck LoLo, it's our job to judge your porn.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:06pm.

teh gubment skeers me.
i feels they is in my cpmpooter braking fire wallz and juging mah taste in pron.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:05pm.

Missy.. *sets in car outside Missy's office building* Call tonight if you get a chance.. Billy Dick Face will be gone till like right after 7.

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:03pm.

LCT.. Are you ringing my bell, or calling me a name!? *angry look* Or was you speaking japanese.. I never can tell the difference..

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:03pm.

Yeah what missy was saying.
You know, manage your stuff and dont be spending monies on huge stuffs. And before you buy more stuff ask youself if you need that stuff. Cause you may not need that stuff. But you will need your wallet lettuce.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:02pm.

Mrs. K,

Thank you. Very happy.

"Honey, if it's saggin', baggin' or draggin'," Dolly Parton told Larry King, "I'm gonna have it nipped, tucked or sucked." Yeehaw!

will you consider adding me to your IM? I am the same old ...lol like that ever changes.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:01pm.

okie - hi doll face!! i miss you!! ive been:

depressed
in trouble
on watch
pissed off
teetering on the edge of insanity

what have YOU been up to??

hahaha, Im exaggerating. A LITTLE. Ive been wanting to call you the last few nights.. Ill try tonight??

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:01pm.

Missy! I just read your post.. LMAO! sling it girl! *calling Missy to invest $20,000 I just inherited* *deduct $19,000 spent on drugs* Now, what can I do w/ this?

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:00pm.

Okie! Ding dong!

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:00pm.

Bottem line is they want to destroy the dollar and bring in the Amero. They want the United States, Canada and Mexico to share the Amero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hiPrsc9g98

Look it up.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:57pm.

Missy,, Where ya been! I'm poosey has been a loosey goosey w/ out you!! poooosey!! hahaha.. Did you get that?

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:55pm.

dudes, no one is gonna lose their bank accounts...

the fed is giving out loans to the few big banks that could face crisis... absolutely not a good thing, and an indication of further instability and continuation of the credit crisis, but no one is going to have their money dissappear...

dont run to your bank and withdraw your money.

realizing all of this, now is a good time to take control of your personal finances and put them into low-fee equity investments... the funds managed by Vaguard are a good place to start investing.. well balanced portfolios and low fees, varying risk levels.

(this has been a dlisted public service announcement courtesy of missy)

luv you sluts♥♥
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