The Photoshop Awards: Dolly Parton In A Promo Picture For "9 To 5"
Dolly Parton totally called in sick on day of this photo shoot. Her magnificent chichis didn't feel like working that day. Instead of rescheduling, they just took a cardboard cutout of Dolly and popped it in the middle. The chicks in the photo shoot had no idea it wasn't Dolly herself. I'm serious. I think that's what they really did.
Yes, these are the promo pictures for "9 to 5: The Musical" which starts performances in Los Angeles this September. It will then move on to Broadway in March. Allison Janney plays the Lily Tomlin role, Stephanie J. Block has the Jane Fonda role and Megan Hilty will play the role made famous by Dolly. Dolly wrote a bunch of songs for this shit show.
These pictures make my soul hurt. Allison totally doesn't look like Violet. She just looks like C.J. from "The West Wing" posing with a Chestica Simpson impersonator and some other bore. This is going to be hideously awful. It looks like the ABC Family version of "9 to 5." UGH. Why must stupid whores ruin everything!
Source: Playbill
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 10:53am.
will you consider adding me to your IM?
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OF COURSE!!!! No problemo! I will do it tonight. I am not "allowed" to have IM at work.
I am, however, allowed to spend an entire day chatting with you horz.
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It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 1:44pm.
The static was because i was wearing my ass as a hat again! the lips were over my lips and well... you know how having your head up your butt can be... wtf am i even talking about?
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I don't know, but I like it. Ass lips on head. Butthead. Fartbreath.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:31am.
Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 1:27pm.
It's doing stupid shit like that that causes more of a problem than it solves. If you've got over 100K, then yes, go get whatever is over, and put it in another bank. If you don't have 100K, your money is safe, it is insured, and you will be able to get it, no matter what happens. IndyMac WAS in trouble, there's no disputing that fact, but NO bank can handle people withdrawing 1 billion dollars in 11 days.
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Kizzy, I have never had a problem with you so why all the sudden are you trying to attack my opinion? I am starting to wonder why you are so against getting this info out. If any readers bank with Wamu get out. They are going down.
Here is a great video about how sub-prime is not even going to be the next crisis. And by the way if anyone wants more info about this check out 'Mr. Mortgage' on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmeBSWI9sF8
_They're saying Wachovia is next...
Wachovia bank: we is no longer gonna be wachovian yo money!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 10:27am.
DiamondDawg I agree with you. This is way deeper than "bubble markets" In fact if any of you Dlisted readers bank at Washington Mutual get your money out now before the lines form.
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They're saying Wachovia is next...
Geez, Dolly looks like Liberace in drag... That's on a good day too.
Ki Ki Dallas
DD,
No actually. But in this city real estate is in crazy boom. Houses in my hood go for 800K-a mill, and we have to dodge crackwhores and needles. Go figure.
LoLo...I will have a big ole bowl of bran.
I think that is bite mes sig.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Oh heavens, that sucks balls. I need a Lolo email :( I did hear you across the country, but there was a lot of static.
The static was because i was wearing my ass as a hat again! the lips were over my lips and well... you know how having your head up your butt can be... wtf am i even talking about?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 10:33am.
I'd rather be ready to up and run at a moment's notice the way things have been going since the last recession.
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Eggzackly! I'm proud of you dlisters! Not only are you hip-slick-and-cool, you know what the score is!!
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Love Carrot Top!!!!!
MAH EMAIL IS NOT OPENING FROM THIS LOCATION!
Im just yelling it in case you are in the other room or something!
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Oh heavens, that sucks balls. I need a Lolo email :( I did hear you across the country, but there was a lot of static.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
DiamondDawg
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LoL. Must be a case of either too much or too little meds. Slutt prolly thinks she's on a different forum. Whatev. Cranky ho's welcome here
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LMAO - those be our favorites...lol
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 10:35am.
Are you guys as old as me - old enough that is to remember when the FIRST 9to5 movie came out? Things were so simple back then!
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Bitch, please. I, for one, am old enough to be your memaw!
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It's alright if you love me,
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I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I remember the original, too.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 10:36am.
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I dunno slut but I've seen the same post on other threads....
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LoL. Must be a case of either too much or too little meds. Slutt prolly thinks she's on a different forum. Whatev. Cranky ho's welcome here.
(edited, so it got bumped to the top)
Not a long post at all Mrs. Kravitz. Very worthy one as well.
SandBeesh - go here for "real" U.S. news:
http://www.drudgereport.com/
(even fox, cnn, and the other news medias go there first)
and for the view on the ground, go here (warning -its a crazy conspiracy website):
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/
DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 9:58am.
DiamondDawg: hi! :)
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Hi Ho!
Hey, what's Bite Me all upset about?
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I dunno slut but I've seen the same post on other threads....
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 15, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Five words for you:
Take. Shit. On. Front. Steps.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
EEG, I'm gathering you're in a very nice neighborhood? I'm in a nice neighborhood, not very nice or spectacular, but there's always this eagle eye on the renters from the HOA - making sure we're not baking cocaine and stuff...
Are you guys as old as me - old enough that is to remember when the FIRST 9to5 movie came out? Things were so simple back then!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Houses, cars, $500.00 jeans...
tans, bling, fake nails....
McCastles, McMansions, SubPrime loans....
Celebrities on the news instead of truth.
all that shit! Visa- it gets ya where they want ya to go!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Yeah - I don't get involved but I can see it in the retail and entertainment markets are fluctuating....a LONG time ago, I decided that owning things was a waste in my lifetime. Or working for others for the "security" of it. I'd rather be ready to up and run at a moment's notice the way things have been going since the last recession.
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DD,
My neighbours have their heads so far up their asses that they won't speak to me because I rent.
Losers.
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Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 1:27pm.
It's doing stupid shit like that that causes more of a problem than it solves. If you've got over 100K, then yes, go get whatever is over, and put it in another bank. If you don't have 100K, your money is safe, it is insured, and you will be able to get it, no matter what happens. IndyMac WAS in trouble, there's no disputing that fact, but NO bank can handle people withdrawing 1 billion dollars in 11 days.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I getcha LoLo. I rent. The responsibility of owning a house has always scared me. I SWEAR that if I had been talked into buying a house last year like a couple people were trying to do to me, I'd be in the same mess as a lot of people. Glad I jumped over the trap. People try to make ya feel like a piece o' crap if you don't own.
Long post...so sue me!
Early in 2007, Charles R. Morris sent an e-mail to Peter Osnos, the founder of Public Affairs books.
He wrote: "I think we're heading for the mother of all crashes, it will happen in summer of 2008, I think."
Osnos paid attention. Morris had written nine books; he knew how to tell a financial story to civilian readers. He'd been a lawyer. He'd been a banker. And, more recently, he'd headed a company that produced the kind of software favored by the very Wall Streeters he thought were likely to bring on the crash.
Osnos paid attention for one more reason --- that season, Charles R. Morris was in a distinct minority. The Fed saw blue skies ahead. Business commentators on the cable networks were equally enthusiastic. When a smart guy with no dog in the fight says disaster is coming.....
Now it is the summer of '08, and the crash seems to be upon us --- Morris would correct me and say: Only a patch of the sky has fallen, there's much more still to fall --- and Americans are scratching their heads. We know something happened, but what? Was the housing bubble so big that banks and Wall Street firms are toppling and the government must rescue one after another? Subprime mortgages did all this? Wow.
No. It's worse. Much worse, says Morris, in The Trillion Dollar Meltdown. And if you have any curiosity about what happened and what might happen next....well, go to www.HeadButler.com
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
I suppose I could google this ? but how much are you paying for fuel in the US?
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Like I did that day
Take me to the place I luuurve
Take me all the way
Love Carrot Top!!!!!
MAH EMAIL IS NOT OPENING FROM THIS LOCATION!
Im just yelling it in case you are in the other room or something!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
DiamondDawg I agree with you. This is way deeper than "bubble markets" In fact if any of you Dlisted readers bank at Washington Mutual get your money out now before the lines form.
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Submitted by Frybread on July 15, 2008 - 12:16pm.
And I thought the women from "Sex and the City" looked beat!
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LOL Word.
I like your username. It reminds me of the indian frybread I get in NM.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 10:15am.
I hate you neighbour too. She made me write an essay!
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baaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa. WHere is it? Same thread that I posted on?
Yes, I'm getting even. I'm just not speaking to her EVER.AGAIN.
_Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 1:11pm.
people have been so busy trying to get more "stuff" in these past years. New stuff, bigger stuff, Shinier stuff, stuff to make it look like you own more stuff then you do.
And everything people watch is about other peoples stuff and how your stuff is not cool enough till you get more stuff to compliment te stuff you bought because some person told you you needed stuff.
People forgot the world is not about stuff, it is about doing things. We were all tricked into being consumers. Now a bunch of bitches got caught touching stuff with their pants down.
And then a bunch of people are all like, WOOPS I cant afford all this stuff i just got programmed into buying. Hey wait where is my money.
Or something like that
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How does Dolly get her skin the colour of Ivory soap? Did she get tips from MJ?
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 9:58am.
DiamondDawg: hi! :)
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Hi Ho!
Hey, what's Bite Me all upset about?
I just read Bradiful's siggy. love The Departed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk-MuH7axHs
Submitted by bite me on July 15, 2008 - 1:19pm.
yikes
Was I talking to you
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these people that butcher their faces/bodies have such self-loathing...p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c...however, they do provide us with hours of intertainment that makes the work day go faster...thanks, all you crazy whores!!!
horrid picture!!!!!
I'm curious as to what is with all of the hate among posters...don't really care to get involved...just curious...
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So there was a run on the banks in the U S of A??
Crikey!
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Idonteverwanna feeeeeel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I luuurve
Take me all the way
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Hi Girls!!!
I'm still NOT OVER the drama at Sunday morning breakfast with the closet Brangeloonie who's also a femi-nazzi. She called ME a misogynist. I'm still po'd at that.
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don't get mad get even
yikes
Was I talking to you
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 1:11pm
It's just like the "dot com bubble" on the stock market. It doesn't take a conspiracy theorist or prognosticator to know that bubble was going to burst.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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G'day sluts and slatterns *stretches*
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Like I did that day
Take me to the place I luuurve
Take me all the way
And I thought the women from "Sex and the City" looked beat!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Hi Girls!!!
I'm still NOT OVER the drama at Sunday morning breakfast with the closet Brangeloonie who's also a femi-nazzi. She called ME a misogynist. I'm still po'd at that.
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I hate you neighbour too. She made me write an essay!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 15, 2008 - 10:00am.
First Hi HO!
And OMG, this country is seriously FUCKED.
I know it's off topic but that shit scared me.
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Hi Hon!
You know.... a lot of times I wonder if other Dlisters pay attention to the "real" news (I put it in quotes cuz you can't really trust the CNN and Fox spin doctors). I spend quite a bit of time here and this plays makes me so happy...but I also have an ear on the ground with politics and the economy. I took a break from tv and internet news for about two weeks and then suddenly yesterday there's this "run on the bank"!! My brothers live in Pasadena and I called them. My one brother said that thousands of people working for that one bank have been laid off (not sure if I got that correct), so he's concerned.
Zomay and I have had this running conspiracy conversation. Most people think conspiracy theorists are just looney, but everything we're seeing in the news was PREDICTED at LEAST 5 years ago! This very balanced financial guy, Don McAlvany in Phoenix, told people 5 years ago to get out of the real estate market, put the money away, but not in the bank. Even if the FDIC "insures" your money to $100k that doesn't mean squat if the bank just locks its doors one day. Not that I have $100k, but still anyone with any amount of money in the bank could be locked out of their account if all the banks start to go under. Story:
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-indymac15-2008jul15,0,431088.story
Sorry for going off topic ~ I just feel like this whole country is sitting on a house of cards right now and all its gonna take is one major disaster and we're OWNED by all the foreign entities that have been investing in us. America isn't even owned by America anymore.
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Dolly looks awesome!
What in the hell kind of fuckery is this??
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She looks like the muppet version of herself.
I love Dolly but I wish should could have stopped at the boobies.
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So, like Oprah, she's taking her best known movie role and making a play out of it. I guess "Kazaam" by Shaquille O'Neal is next.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
You know what??? In this picture, Dolly looks like a white/silver ELVIRA!!!!
to wit:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1363/1025338728_38a08d18b0.jpg?v=0
http://myweb.wvnet.edu/e-gor/tvhorrorhosts/grafix/Elvira1.jpg
DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 12:56pm
Hey Zomay ~ what do you think about the run on the bank yesterday?? Some peeps say a total collapse is getting closer (even my brother is now reading Drudge Report! He used to roll his eyes at me!)
First Hi HO!
And OMG, this country is seriously FUCKED.
I know it's off topic but that shit scared me.
Thank Gwad I have The Bank Of Serta.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
DiamondDawg: hi! :)
Hi Girls!!!
I'm still NOT OVER the drama at Sunday morning breakfast with the closet Brangeloonie who's also a femi-nazzi. She called ME a misogynist. I'm still po'd at that.
OT: Thanks for the reminder Kizzy ~ now that you mention it I do vaguely recall hearing she had a reduction.
Hi Bradiful ~ I am SO SICK of the recycled lame musicals as well! Right now I'm dreading the release of Mama Mia. It was a good musical, but it belongs ON STAGE.
Hey Zomay ~ what do you think about the run on the bank yesterday?? Some peeps say a total collapse is getting closer (even my brother is now reading Drudge Report! He used to roll his eyes at me!)
And HELLO to all Dlisted hos!