The Photoshop Awards: Dolly Parton In A Promo Picture For "9 To 5"
Dolly Parton totally called in sick on day of this photo shoot. Her magnificent chichis didn't feel like working that day. Instead of rescheduling, they just took a cardboard cutout of Dolly and popped it in the middle. The chicks in the photo shoot had no idea it wasn't Dolly herself. I'm serious. I think that's what they really did.
Yes, these are the promo pictures for "9 to 5: The Musical" which starts performances in Los Angeles this September. It will then move on to Broadway in March. Allison Janney plays the Lily Tomlin role, Stephanie J. Block has the Jane Fonda role and Megan Hilty will play the role made famous by Dolly. Dolly wrote a bunch of songs for this shit show.
These pictures make my soul hurt. Allison totally doesn't look like Violet. She just looks like C.J. from "The West Wing" posing with a Chestica Simpson impersonator and some other bore. This is going to be hideously awful. It looks like the ABC Family version of "9 to 5." UGH. Why must stupid whores ruin everything!
Source: Playbill
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Dolly weighs about 95lbs now, but in the early 80's she weighed around 140 - 150. Check out old footage of her with Kenny Rogers. She wasn't huge but she was definitely heavier than she is now.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this movie.
I thought Skinny & Sweet was a real product for years.
As Dolly says "It Takes A Lot Of Money To Look This Cheap."
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by Ang on July 15, 2008 - 12:49pm.
You've got to be thinking of someone else, Dolly has never been fat. She's been bigger than she is now, but not 50 lbs.' worth of bigger.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
and OMG. Did you guys know that Allison Janney played the shell-shocked-post-traumatic-stress-disordered wife in American Beauty? (the one married to Chris Cooper's character)
her eyes were so enormous and beautiful, even though she plays such a tragic character. I didn't know that person was Allison J. until my husband told me last week - and I've seen the movie like 15 times!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 15, 2008 - 12:46pm.
They're real. She actually had breast-reduction surgery, because they were too big. That said, Dolly has admitted to getting things "lifted, sucked & tucked", so I'm sure she had to have those put back up where they used to be.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Dolly's are fake.
They're the same size they were when she was 50lbs heavier than she is now.
Because this needed to be a musical, sure.
I'm over recycled shit.
I hated the new "Hairspray" and now this one.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
i just read an article in the latest Elle on implants...says that if you get implants - especially when a gal is really young (say 20's) -chances are she's going to need at least 2 more surgeries by the time she's 60
are dolly's real or did she buy them?
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Cutting and pasting entire songs is seriously annoying.
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Eat me!! *hands over spoon*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Hey hey...leave Dolly alone
the rest of those women have manly arms
Okie--
Jolene ROCKS!
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Cutting and pasting entire songs is seriously annoying.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Sorry for the long post, It just kills me that Dolly would sing a song about a whore,and do nothing aobut it, like Kill the bitch.. Hello!!
anyways. haha
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
I love Dolly... When me and my sis took a road trip. I put a bunch of her songs on a CD, and we made ourselve memorize the words to Jolene.. Oh that Jolene is a sleazy bitch. Ever listen to those words? Like Lilo, except prob pretty.
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene
He talks about you in his sleep
Theres nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jolene
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you dont know what he means to me, jolene
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him just because you can
You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
Hes the only one for me, jolene
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, jolene
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him even though you can
Jolene, jolene
What in the Coat of Many Colors did Dolly do to her mug??? Jesus she looked bad last time I saw her but this is HORid.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 9:39am.
When i grow up, i want to be Allison Janney. LOVE HER!
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Um word.
she's the best.
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
When i grow up, i want to be Allison Janney. LOVE HER!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
I freaking love Allison Janney.
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It seems like just yesterday you were bursting forth through your mother's fertile womb!
That is scary.
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She looks like Jack Nicholson in Batman.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!