Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Ryder Robinson Wants A New Look
Kate Hudson's son, Ryder Robinson, is ready to let go of his hippie hair. Ryder wanted to keep that shit long, because his daddy has long hair, but now he's ready to chop it all off.
A source told Star Magazine that Ryder wants to look like his mommy's new fuck-buddy-of-the-month, Lance Armstrong. The source said, "Now that Lance is in the picture, Ryder wants Kate to lop off his locks so he can be as cool as Lance." This is what Kate gets for bringing her whores around her kid. What if her next piece is Carrot Top (this is likely)? Is Ryder going to want to get a perm and a dye?
Shaving it all off seems so fucking drastic. Ryder should ease into it. He should get "The Rachel" first, then "The Posh", and then he can get "The Lance."
the "Suri" seems to be the rage these days.
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
Submitted by letinstar on July 15, 2008 - 11:01pm.
see ya on thursday!!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 10:57pm.
i'll just have to accept that and stop making it so hard...again...and on that note...good night..:)
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 15, 2008 - 10:50pm.
you know, i've run into that problem, myself!... but, still, just thursdays... other than that... shit outta luck
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 10:44pm.
just on thursdays? i make things difficult every day of the week...;)
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 15, 2008 - 10:39pm.
don't worry, there's a club... we meet on thursdays!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 10:37pm.
i do love the simple solutions...i don't know why i make things so hard...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 15, 2008 - 10:36pm.
don't ya just love simple solutions?!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 10:32pm.
makes perfect sense...i don't know why i didn't know that...;)
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 15, 2008 - 10:31pm.
it's covering the Adam's apple
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
can someone please explain the neck scarf thing in the heat of the summer...why?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Why is she still holding that damn kid... why? He can walk can't he? Shit!
=================OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site ----------------" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "----------------- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site。 ================
Next Kate should date Snoop Dogg and then Jesse Ventura, so Ryder can experience dreadlocks and baldness.
And no, I have never seen this kid smile. Who could with two dippy hippies for parents?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I've complained about this countless time, ho is 4 YEARS OLD, he needs to fuckin WALK already. Bitch is a third the weight of Kate and he's going to make her topple down just so she can carry him and not let him walk on those nasty ass dirty streets of LA (or wherever she's living now). Honestly, he's a lazy little bitch, he needs to get that hair cut and start walking on his own dammit. Almost EVERY pic I see of these two she's carrying him. I know she's strong or whatever but she needs to put down some limits with this kid!
Your face!
All this kiddie lifting is Jolie's damn fault. Fame whores can't let their kids walk because they're too slow, ugly, and miserable for the cameras. Little Casper the Ghost-Ryder Robinson here is a perfect example.
If I had to lift a kid that big now, I swear I'd piss myself.
Submitted by City Barbie on July 15, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Cut the kid's hair and make his ass walk already!! Oh yeah, and wean him of that flat chest too!
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LMAO at weaning him from the flat chest!! ROTF!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Cut the kid's hair and make his ass walk already!! Oh yeah, and wean him of that flat chest too!
Submitted by PinkPostIt on July 15, 2008 - 2:07pm.
He looks like a thumb.
BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that's motherfucking funny. GOOD CALL
I used to work for a trauma surgeon and if you ever get impaled up the arse or vadge by something, then he's your man. Once, he called me into his room so I could check out the size of some guys balls. He had ridden his bicycle head on into a tree and his nuts really copped it - imagine a shiny purple watermelon.
Nil by mouth, check, for bilateral orchidectomy, ASAP.
@Karen Flatts
"came up under his shorts, wrapped around one of his nuts and TORE IT OFF. He was forever known as "One-nut Nickerson"
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OMFG...the poor dude! I'm so glad I don't have balls, they sound like bastards of things. Hitting my funny bone is bad enough.
The kid looks like fugly girl. Cut the hair already.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 15, 2008 - 2:00pm.
If he really wanted to be as cool as Lance, he'd lop off a nut.
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Yeah, I forgot he actually had that sliced off-- I always get Lance confused with a kid I went to school with who crashed his bike--and get this--in a freak "twist" the chain came up under his shorts, wrapped around one of his nuts and TORE IT OFF.
He was forever known as "One-nut Nickerson" after that. True (and revolting) story.
Well, if he doesn't end up with CarrotTop's hair, he's already got his fashion sense. Seriously Kate-- Light blue top, red and white striped shorts with orange, black and yellow sandals? Is this kid riding the short blue bus to school or what?
He has Chris Robinson for a Dad, and Kate's original nose- did anyone expect him to be good looking?
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
He looks like a thumb.
That's an UGLY kid!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Meh, I bet he is just one of those spoiled fucking brats who calls the shots around that house. Screams bloody murder if anyone tries to even comb that lice nest. So mommy doesn't want to traumatize the widdle pwechious.
Monster Spawn.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
made up story
I love Ryder's Keene shoes!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She's not wearing a wedding ring. Her arm is reaching behind her back. Unless she's stretch armstrong, someone did a crappy photoshop job.
Ryder could start with a bath. Looks like his hair hasn't been washed. Ever.
I would rather look like Lance Armstrong than Chris Robinson, although I believe the douche factor is fairly equal
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 2:13pm.
hey, hey, hey! don't say the b word!... hell, i have hair more resembling Ryder's! poppa is bald, i'm hoping it skips a generation!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
"If I was kate I would make some kick ass extensions with that hair !!! look I have my son's hair on my weave."
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That should win an award for the most ghetto thing ever said.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:09pm.
That's ok.. one of his 3 new daddies will do it for him.. THinking HE is a saucy new stepdaughter to 'play' with..
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That definitely gave me the numb panty times. K, Ryder is a little kid. He probably can't even dress himself. Seriously, given that info, why does he still have girl hair? It's not like Kate could have said, "Get your hair cut and I'll give you a cookie" and it wouldn't have worked.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 11:06am.
as Marisa Tomei said to George Costanza:
"So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, and so quirky and funny, how is it you're not taken?"
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
No, Ryder should keep his hair the way it is. These days children can grow up to be whichever gender they wish.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 2:02pm.
$10 says he'll never trim his pubes.
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That's ok.. one of his 3 new daddies will do it for him.. THinking HE is a saucy new stepdaughter to 'play' with..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
seriously, these 'sources' are such BULLSHIT. i mean who the fuck SAYS 'lop'???? it's a written word, period. i refuse to believe anyone speaks it.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 2:00pm.
why is she wearing a wedding ring?
*in best "Church Lady" voice*... alliance with... Satan?!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
I used to love Kate but the more I see of her and her stupid dick hopping antics the less I am amused. Awesome now her kid looks up to some douche of the month instead of his hella cool father. Idiot.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
$10 says he'll never trim his pubes.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 15, 2008 - 2:00pm.
If he really wanted to be as cool as Lance, he'd lop off a nut.
Too funny - I'm laughing out loud here!
I so reading what i wrote in a crabby old man vooice too.
*bangs cane on the floor and pee pee's in big boy adult diapers*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
If he really wanted to be as cool as Lance, he'd lop off a nut.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
why is she wearing a wedding ring?
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
I AM SORRY BUT THIS LITTLE BOY IS THE UGLIEST CELEB BABY EVER!!
There is nothing attractive about Ryder. His mother is a ugly whore and his father is hideous, and this poor kid got the best of both fugly worlds.
To top it off, Ryder looks like he is the biggest bitch in the school yard. Me thinks Ryder will be the male version of RUMER WILLIS!! I can't even look at the kid, he is just oooogly! Sorry, but I am just keeping it honest!
I cant look at the a kid, makes my skin crawl.
oxa
LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Get a hair cut and get a real job you little hippie! ha ha ha
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but isn't he a little young!?
lmao