Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Ryder Robinson Wants A New Look
Kate Hudson's son, Ryder Robinson, is ready to let go of his hippie hair. Ryder wanted to keep that shit long, because his daddy has long hair, but now he's ready to chop it all off.
A source told Star Magazine that Ryder wants to look like his mommy's new fuck-buddy-of-the-month, Lance Armstrong. The source said, "Now that Lance is in the picture, Ryder wants Kate to lop off his locks so he can be as cool as Lance." This is what Kate gets for bringing her whores around her kid. What if her next piece is Carrot Top (this is likely)? Is Ryder going to want to get a perm and a dye?
Shaving it all off seems so fucking drastic. Ryder should ease into it. He should get "The Rachel" first, then "The Posh", and then he can get "The Lance."
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LMAO @ LoLo.. Like on that Southpark episode about the Hippies hiding out in th Attic or Backyard.. uh, I think they had to start singing California, californii-ia! to try to get them away.. Or was that the homeless people.. Meh, same difference.
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Maybe he could stop wearing girls clothes too.
Get a hair cut and get a real job you little hippie! ha ha ha
Bums!
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bout fucking time they cut that kids hair! Maybe now he'll look like a boy !
It's about time he gets a hair cut.
i walked past these two around union square a few weeks ago. if my eyes hadn't been in the right area to see her directly, i would never have recognized her. she's tiny and unremarkable, looks very normal!
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i really don't give a shit whether this kid wants to cut his hair or not, nor do i give a shit about Yoko Hudson's dating life... but damn! that kid looks like a mini Chris!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
The C word: never...good observation
they both look like they need a good ass scrubbing...yuk
I guess this must mean that Lance is "the one", eh Kate?
And has anyone, I mean anyone, ever seen this kid smile?
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
If I was kate I would make some kick ass extensions with that hair !!! look I have my son's hair on my weave.
"What if her next piece is Carrot Top (this is likely)? Is Ryder going to want to get a perm and a dye?"
LMAO
I can't believe--wait, yes I can--that STAR Magazine considered this news.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
well, at least Lance is good for something.
She is such a fucking idiot the way she introduces her son to all her bf's.
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