Wednesday, July 16th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 15th!
Uh, Lori....one of your implants slipped again. - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
Seven months ago one of these Hooter's waitresses had K-Fed for a customer. Can you guess which one? - Loozer
HOOTERS EMPLOYEE MEMO:
Dear fellow Hooters employees:
Better make it a blow job!
Thanks,
Management - FamousBeer
Thanks Lauren
Submitted by loozer on July 16, 2008 - 6:41am.
I never know which ones will tickle MK's funnybone.
That's true, Loozer. (Congrats, BTW.) I sometimes think MK has spent a lot of time poring over the entries and really winnowing them down; at other times, it's like he grabbed a few while hungover.
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Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you
Congrats fools. Funny stuff!! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
First, thanks for all agreeing that I rule.
Second, I didn't tickle anyone's anybone....so don't go implying I won under false pretenses.
Thanks to all. I never know which ones will tickle MK's funnybone.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
All of those tickled my funny bone! Good job peeps!!!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
The winner was my favorite! Congratulations!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Congrats winners!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Congratulations, winners! :)
Very funny....
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Good job winners, very funny!
Congrats to the winners!! :D
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
LMAO Famousbeer! Congrats slutz!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Proof that there are times when a waitress really shouldn't take the tip...
Rooster McConaughey's wet dream.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Men have never been so grateful to get the past-her prime waitress before.
Okay, thats gotta be the manager's bastard baby if she is still employed!
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
She is very beautiful. I think she is single. I saw her profile on www.pregnancyfetishesyousickfuck.com.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "R I C H L O V I N G.C O M" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May.
Nothing says dedication than sleeping at night and working during the day...on the job!
Enough with the "Girls gone wild: Fargo" Screencaps please
You mean she's making that whole pitcher of margarita all for herself? Lucky bitches.
I don't give a shit...I need to hit the can
or you'll clean the floor!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up
damn!
Ah.....
The ever-classy hooters girl.
The Jamie-Lynn Spears pregnancy photos Lynne Spears didn't want you to see.
Well I guess her boobs will be bigger!
So that is where pregnant cheerleaders go.
We like to keep in the family. Daddy's the cook
The first Hooters Girl who is clearly not paying for school.
Right now at Hooters: The person who eats the most wings gets a BABY!
The only person to ever come to Hooters just for the wings.
Waaaayyy more than a mouthful...
The Hills: Ten Years Later
Uh, so, when Hooters announced their new menu item as "buns fresh out of the oven" this is not what they meant.
nobody tips the fat girl.
http://lynnguppy.blogspot.com
Pink Taco had to let her go.
Hey Mistybelle, can you see my maternity thong through this t-shirt?
Jimmy quietly started thinking and hoping...maybe they've relaxed the "don't fuck the customers" rule at this Hooters.
Hooter's Calendar of Events
April 23rd 2008
"National Bring Your Child to Work Day"
April 25th 2008
"Happy DNA (baby's daddy testing) Day"
***this could take up to several months to test and rule out all possible donors
September 27th 2008
"Marry Your Baby's Daddy Day"
Welcome to Hooters-Kentwood.
Yet again hooters breeding future strippers of Amercia!
"Oh please honey with this pregnancy, I'm more like Pooters than Hooters."
Your wings will be right up hun, but the baby back ribs'll be in the oven another 2 months.
Poor Jamie Lynn Spears. Disney didn't pay her enough to keep her Wal-Mart shopping sprees going so she had to get a second job.
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
Nothing takes the 'zing' out of Hooters like a pregnant Hooters waitrash!
Submitted by chantal on July 15, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Hooters, won't hire someone with who wears a 32A but will hire someone who forgot to take a RU-486!
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FOR.THE.WIN.
dude to the left just lost his appetite ... and his wood
it's 'guess the baby's daddy' night at the local Hooters
Would you like a side of placenta with your hot wings?
Eddie says once the baby comes I can quit one of my night jobs.
Literally BEARING proof of perks of the job.
Lact-OOters....a new chain for those who desire things like leaky breasts and pregnant p
that guy is gonna be coughing shit when she lets rip