Wednesday, July 16th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 15th!
Uh, Lori....one of your implants slipped again. - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
Seven months ago one of these Hooter's waitresses had K-Fed for a customer. Can you guess which one? - Loozer
HOOTERS EMPLOYEE MEMO:
Dear fellow Hooters employees:
Better make it a blow job!
Thanks,
Management - FamousBeer
Thanks Lauren
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After the birth of her child, the Hooter corporation will transfer her to their lesser known chain; Nooters.
Kentwood, Louisiana Hooters...the only hot wings joint with a free babysitting backroom for the hookers who work there.
Smoking or non-smoking gives way to Lactating or Not Lactating?
Miley Cyrus, t-minus 10 years
* Do what you love and FUCK the rest *
Her baby's gonna be a real genius: it's gettin a steady diet of meth, Bud, Miller, jizz and Hooter's hot wings.
Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears's Hooters offers you a free baby with every twelve piece hotwings meal.
That's hell on earth, right there.
Waitressing at Hooters while pregnant.
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
On the bright side, at least she's already wearing a diaper.
Hey!At least she has a fucking job!!She probably gets good ass tips,too:)
Believe it or not, she makes the most tips... she's already knocked up so a few more pokes can't hurt...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
When I go to Hooters for breakfast, I like to order my eggs fertilized.
Angelina Jolie just before she gave birth!
Hooters for pregnant hookers! I bet she knocks down all the glasses with her tummy for extra tips!
Your face!
I said I wanted afterbirth on the SIDE of my hot wings. And where are my fries!!
I told you Brit Brit would work again!
Hooters shirt size small: $5.00
Knee socks from the dollar store: $1.00
Orange up the ass shorts; $2.00
Shoes that make you have Lindsay Lohan kankles: Priceless.
As if K-Fed didn't have enough classy baby mamas already....
"I gots sperminated with his special sauce"
Photo's have just been released of Jamie Lynn's first full time job. See them in next week OK Magazine
Hooters needs a condom machine in the bathroom.
Hooters, won't hire someone with who wears a 32A but will hire someone who forgot to take a RU-486!
The upside to being a pregnant teen, your boobs get bigger so you can finally get that dream job at HOOTERS!
It’s a shame you can only see her side profile. When she turns to face you, written in Sharpie under Hooters her shirt reads, “Dimitri was here”.
Gives a whole new meaning to "Belly up to the bar!"
seriously...this is heartbreaking
**whatever**
Damned implants shifted again.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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guy in the front: i'm looking, looking... well that's not on the menu!
This wasn't what Misty had in mind when K-Fed told her he'd give her a big tip.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
You think it sucks for Ashlee to have to work at Hooters? You should see the picture of Pete working at Blow Buddies!
Looks like the Arkansas Hooters had a Free Beer and Grinder all night special about 8 months ago....
One too many Hoots.
One of the many occupational hazzards of working at Cooters.
Hey, at least she's over 18... I hope!!! Nevermind this is from the Hooters in West Virginia, it's all good.
Ki Ki Dallas
Hey,Ladies!Now hiring!
Low pay! No tips! And no sexual harrasment!
Come enjoy lowered expectations family
at 'Reunions'!
Britney, please meet your future daughter-in-law...
Ki Ki Dallas
Tammy Joe's boyfriend regrets the day he opted not to get the "red wings" at Hooters...
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
"While you was on your break, some guy named Baron Von Anhalt called sayin' he was your baby's daddy."
Jamie Lynn Spears in 2.5 years.
The downside to jogging with implants.
Just when you thought that Hooters couldnt get any classier....
~Dont go away mad... just go away~
Don't worry, hooters customers. She's not really pregnant, her tits are just really saggy. If that's any better than being pregnant.....
"Hey ya'll, welcome to hooters. We are proud to announce we now have milk on the menu, but it'll be a two month wait."
Not able to afford implants, Debbie used the "Salma Hayek" approach to getting humongous chichis.
"FAS??? I dont want that shit German beer, gimme a Miller!!"
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
The back cover of the Bentonville, Arkansas Hooters calandar.
Get 2 for the price of 1 night at "Udders".
"My last job at Chili's was just awful, but hey I wanted my baby back and look, here it is!"
Looks like Pete and Asslee are acting out their fantasy sex games in public now.
A screenshot from the new movie "Hannah Montana in the Year 2020".
Must be that new restaurant Uters