The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 15th!

Uh, Lori....one of your implants slipped again. - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

Seven months ago one of these Hooter's waitresses had K-Fed for a customer. Can you guess which one? - Loozer

HOOTERS EMPLOYEE MEMO:
Dear fellow Hooters employees:

Better make it a blow job!

Thanks,
Management - FamousBeer

Thanks Lauren

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:20pm.

I'd like an order of jalapeno ready to poppers.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:18pm.

"One for me *glug* one for the baby *glug* one for me *glug* one for the baby *glug* one.....*BELLLLCCCCHHHHHHH* for me *glug*..etc.

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Submitted by miamibartendress on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:15pm.

As Julio contemplated the Hooters menu, he wondered which one would come first...his chicken...or his waitress' baby?

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:08pm.

'Bloaters' just didnt do as well as 'Hooters', believe it or not, just not as sexy.....except in Trenton NJ, big success!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Submitted by dick button on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:08pm.

He told me he was circumcised and that I couldn't get pregnant. Next time, I'm wearing a rubber.

Submitted by SkittlezSweetZ on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:06pm.

This is the only way my tits get big
you know you want milk with dem hot wings

i love rainbows dont you

Submitted by mc4435 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:05pm.

I totally understand how she feels, those hot wings go right to my gut too

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:05pm.

When doing 'extras' SPIT!!!!!!!!!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Submitted by mc4435 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 3:02pm.

I've seen it all before... throw on a fake belly for the pity tip.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:59pm.

Some girls will do anything to get the chi chi's to work at Hooters.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by corystewart on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:59pm.

"When you're done, just leave the tip in here"

Famous last words

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:57pm.

The first and hopefully the last politically correct Hooters hires an 8 month pregnant woman with big lactacting juggs.

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:55pm.

The secret photos of Jaimie Lynn Spears working to pay for her baby shower.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:53pm.

GUESS THE HOOTER'S LOCATION: Kentucky? That's correct!

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:52pm.

"So, would you like a baby with those wings?"

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Submitted by Cyclone on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:51pm.

I'm about to pop out a Hooters Owl.

Submitted by tbeez on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:51pm.

About 8 1/2 months ago Wanda apparently got two tips after dinner.

Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:51pm.

When I grow up...I want to be just like my mommi...

Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:49pm.

It was too late when she realized what the customer REALLY meant when he said he just wanted to put the tip in...

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:48pm.

That's what happens to cheap breast implants; sooner or later they sink to your stomach!

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Submitted by jgm22 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:48pm.

Hi I'm Darcey! Someone here fucked me and i's pregnants!

jgm22

Submitted by dick button on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:45pm.

I always wanted to be a NASCAR mom.

Submitted by squee3313 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:44pm.

Tater Tot and Small Fry never knew where their mom was during pregnancy until now. Cue Therapy.

Submitted by dalilyslag on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:43pm.

Mandy Leigh learns the difference between a really big tip and a really big dick.

Submitted by Cookie123 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:40pm.

That's one waitress who safe from Clooney.

Submitted by roxie on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:38pm.

Cum eat at Hooters where customer service is our priority!

Submitted by hales1628 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:37pm.

Mama's got a new five year plan!

Submitted by hales1628 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:37pm.

Mama's got a new five year plan!

Submitted by thevoid830 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:36pm.

Jamie Lynn and Britney are truly inspirational women. They've taught me so many valuable lessons, the most imporant of which is: don't give up on your dreams on account of gettin' knocked-up.

Submitted by Cookie123 on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:35pm.

I didn't know Tiny Tee's came in 2XL

Submitted by CanILive on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:34pm.

Special limited time offer from Hooters: Poke instead of Tip!! *Consequences may vary

Submitted by CanILive on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:32pm.

Wrongness wrapped up in a tight white "baby" T.

Submitted by addictedtothed on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:32pm.

"Here at Hooters we have more in the oven than just our buffalo wings."

Submitted by geminiryder on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:30pm.

I didn't know that Hooters did all their hiring interanally.

Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same

Submitted by hoozer on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:28pm.

From the looks on the guy's face, their scheme to stop customers from staring, groping and hitting on them so much, worked.

Submitted by kangolwest on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:26pm.

The Chili's next door had this to say: I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back.......

Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:26pm.

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Submitted by Famousbeer on July 15, 2008 - 2:02pm.
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LMFAO!!!!!!

"Big shit poppin',little shit stoppin"
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Submitted by m on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:25pm.

The new Hooters franchise in Kentwood opens to mixed reviews.

Submitted by hoozer on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:22pm.

Well, she's a former stripper. She had to learn the hard way that when a guy asks what's on tap you don't spread your legs.

Submitted by mayfaire on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:22pm.

While pregnant with Jayden P, Britney's cravings leaned towards skanky jobs and greasy fries. Hooter's was her dream come true!!

Submitted by oliver_darque on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:21pm.

she's not preggo,
it's just monthly bloat....
although, it's more like hour bloat
from all the doucheyness in the air

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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure

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Submitted by netgawdess on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:21pm.

Hey I remember you, weren't you in here 8 1/2 months ago? The big tipper?

Submitted by netgawdess on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:19pm.

See what all those anti-discrimination laws get you!!!

Submitted by jessicabird on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:19pm.

Glad to see that Sarah Larson found a new job...and this time she got smart by "forgetting" to take her birth control pills when she slept with her new celeb-boyfriend, Danny Bonaduce.

Submitted by kangolwest on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 2:18pm.

What style would you like your wings: mild, hot or doggy?