Wednesday, July 16th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 15th!
Uh, Lori....one of your implants slipped again. - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
Seven months ago one of these Hooter's waitresses had K-Fed for a customer. Can you guess which one? - Loozer
HOOTERS EMPLOYEE MEMO:
Dear fellow Hooters employees:
Better make it a blow job!
Thanks,
Management - FamousBeer
Thanks Lauren
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Proof that onion rings do not make for a good diaphram
In the midwest anything goes--just more humps to oogle at.
~*Head Bitch*~
"Can you rinse ma little baby's pacifier under a cold tap? It fell out again."
Well this wasn't exactly the Britney Spears comeback we were all expecting, but nobody said the climb back to the top would be easy.
Yolanda sure as hell was going to take advantage of the "bring your child to work" program.
the flattest chick at hooters can now fill out her uniform!!!
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HOOTERS EMPLOYEE MEMO:
Dear fellow Hooters employees:
Better make it a blow job!
Thanks,
Management
I'll have the Baby Bump Ribs to go.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
now little billy knew why he always smelled like fried chicken and shame.
Hello and welcome to Hooters. I'm Cara and I'll be taking care of you. Just to give you all a heads up that we are out of onion rings and the cheese cake. Oh and we were also out of condoms in the men's room at least 7 months ago - but they may have restocked that by now. What can I start you guys off with to drink?
A month or two more, and the drinks on tap are free.
Charly Jim: "Wuut, when yu' told me to come to hooters, 'a thought yu' said cum in ma' cooter. Darn it!"
"Placenta on the rocks for table 5 please!!"
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on July 15, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Uh, Lori....one of your implants slipped again.
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LOL!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Um Sue Ellen...I think the doc put your implants in the wrong spot
Looks like Hooters girls ARE easy!
I have an order for buns in the oven.
Hooters now carries fresh milk...
Poor Chestica's cum-bloat caught at an unflattering angle, girlfriend needs the extra cash- that polyester hair don't for it self y'all.
tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Unfortunately the Hooters girls misread their new Public Service motto "Give a Hoot, don't Pollute" as "Give a Hoot, don't Pull Out".
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bawahhhahhaahhahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not what HOOTERS had in mind when they started to promote their 'Fun for the whole family' ads
Unfortunately the Hooters girls misread their new Public Service motto "Give a Hoot, don't Pollute" as "Give a Hoot, don't Pull Out".
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Hooters: Fun for the whole family.
Hey, I can't afford implants. How else can I make my boobs look bigger?
Now on Special: Bun in the oven!
(offer available until on or about 37 weeks!)
Jesus be an indefinite maternity leave.
Britney Spears "what could have been"
Hooters' policy of issuing all their waitresses extra tight tops comes back to haunt them.
After an attempt at reconciling with Kevin went horribly wrong, Britney did what she hadda do.
The bloat from the Hooter's hot wings and stout beer is fierce!
Life begins at Hooters...
Uh, Lori....one of your implants slipped again.
Hooter girls can be fired for being fat and ugly, but not pregnant..this is the law. And this is the maternity uniform. They have a very short time to get back into the uniform or they can be let go after the birth.
Damn, those shorts are so little I can see the baby waving at me from between her legs... Oops, that's a chicken wing- MY BAD!
Ki Ki Dallas
Hey man, at least she had the sense to wear a nude colored bra under her white t-shirt.
Hey guys, lookin' for a place to perv out on hot unwed MILFs? Then "UDDERS" is your new hangout!!
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You Bleed Just Like You Puke....
Janiece, in despiration, resorted to the only way she could afford to have a C-cup and fulfill a life-long dream of becoming a Hooter's Girl.
H.I.L.F.
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I put the F-U in Fun.
See, I knew Angelina hadn't given birth yet...
Ki Ki Dallas
I'm just guessing... she'll soon be a guest on MAURY.
What's worse is that this is her day job- she makes her real money working the pole at night.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Jamie lynn spears - career mom.
This was actually a candidate poster for the new Arkansas state flag.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Which is why the Friday Night Special really isn't a good deal.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
Paris, is that you?
So THAT'S How Jamie-Lynne made money to afford her new Home!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
don't laugh... the bump made more tips than she did
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Don't ask for milk in your coffee from her!
Rhonda misunderstood the expression "Tip Jar" and well......the inevitable happened.
I have no comment. I just need to recover from this.
Oh Fuckidy fuck! Wwwwwhore.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Meanwhile... John McCain is still trying to figure out if birth control pills should be covered by health insurance...