Wednesday, July 16th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 15th!

Uh, Lori....one of your implants slipped again. - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

Seven months ago one of these Hooter's waitresses had K-Fed for a customer. Can you guess which one? - Loozer

HOOTERS EMPLOYEE MEMO:
Dear fellow Hooters employees:

Better make it a blow job!

Thanks,
Management - FamousBeer

Thanks Lauren

Posted by: Michael K
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ISprainedMyUvula's picture
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:34pm.

And I always thought Hooters was known for their chicken wings- not the milkshakes!

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Pre-suck my genital situation!

Euphoria's picture
Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:33pm.

I can tell ya from experience, that Hooters Girl over thar sure is a slow poke.

soul's picture
Submitted by soul on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:33pm.

Hooters Equal Opputnity Employer

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:33pm.

I saw that Euphoria....great minds....well you know the rest.

kdracofan's picture
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:32pm.

Not a caption: woah!

Submitted by ONTDGOD on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:32pm.

After going to Hooters for the wings, Mary-Ellen is now 6 months along with a baby buffalo.

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:32pm.

Next time just leave the tip on the table.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Euphoria's picture
Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:32pm.

Hee hee Sluttsville, we posted at the same time, same subject. ☺

kdracofan's picture
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:32pm.

Talk about 'sarting 'em young'

Euphoria's picture
Submitted by Euphoria on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:31pm.

Hooters of Kentwood, LA's slogan: More Than a Mouthful, New Knock 'Em Up Buffalo Wings & BabyDaddy Beer (and we take Food Stamps!)

Stoney's picture
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:31pm.

"Bitch, these mens KNOW that belly be fake!"

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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:31pm.

What did you expect when walking into Kentwood's Hooters?

LoLo's picture
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:30pm.

Ummmm.... well at least this bitch is not on the gubment teet looking for a hand out.

Im not so sure this is cool to poke fun at, but some dude has clearly has his own fun poking it already.

Dear god!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Noelegy's picture
Submitted by Noelegy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:30pm.

I don't have a caption suggestion, just that I am...gobsmacked by this picture.

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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!

Migraine Sally's picture
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:30pm.

Poor thing. A good, supportive bra would have stopped the cruel force of gravity.

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:30pm.

The only damn test that she ever passed just happened to be a pregnancy test.

Stoney's picture
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:30pm.

Here's a tip: use a condom!

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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:29pm.

Seven months ago one of these Hooter's waitresses had K-Fed for a customer. Can you guess which one?
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

The Other Laurita's picture
Submitted by The Other Laurita on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:29pm.

Would you like a side of child support with those hot wings?

ILovePapaSmurf's picture
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:28pm.

Due to the lack of "reasonable" Hooters waitresses, the restaurant chain turned to cloning.

MONKEYPOX's picture
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:28pm.

Jamie Lynn! You still have Zoey 101! You don't have to resort to this...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

mbar's picture
Submitted by mbar on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:28pm.

For once the men were not staring at her boobs.

Perezs Nemesis's picture
Submitted by Perezs Nemesis on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:27pm.

Asshole Simpson-Wentz finally found a job she's qualified for.

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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 1:26pm.

Hooters sister chain:

Preggos.

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