Tuesday, July 15th 2008
It's Just Gas.....
....I think. Uma Thurman looks like she's trying to push out a doody bubble or maybe she's playing one of my favorite games: Pregnant Lady. Don't you do that? I love doing that shit. I stick out my belly, hold it and say, "Hello there, Baby Phoebe Shauna. Mommy loves you very much." And then I try to breastfeed myself, but I can never reach. I have seriously spent hours trying to lick my own nipple. Those of you that can, have received a beautiful gift from God. I'm jealous.
Maybe she's knocked up? If I was her, I would've been knocked up last week. Her fiance is some rich ass Swedish dude. Uma has money, but his money is even better! Here's more of Uma and her gas baby in Corsica.
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speaking of gas, I just read perez hilton is being sued by one of his users because he posted a nasty email she sent him, which included her email address. Dumb bitch sent it from work and when the other site members bombarded her with emails she got fired!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Don't do that! it'll probably get more interesting with the door open...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Seen that quote too... dozens of threads with 500+ posts each... it's not worth the trouble...
If your ass is really itchy, copy quote and paste it to the latest one to comment... that's what they do all the time...
(how do I know you ask? long story!)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 3:03pm.
It is one the thread about the Wonder Twins birth on JJ...are you going to represent us "racist" Dlisters?
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hahahah are those clowns calling us all racists now? Oh fuck me. Hours of entertainment over at JJ.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 11:40am.
Even skinny women will get it if they've popped out a couple of kids.
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Skinny women will get it even if they haven't popped out a couple of kids. It's called a menopaunch.
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Hi ESE!
It is one the thread about the Wonder Twins birth on JJ...are you going to represent us "racist" Dlisters?
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Kizz / Narrator,
Alright you two! Really? You mean i'm the only person sitting in an office behind a computer with their shirt off???
I should probably shut the door.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
This special report has just come in!
UMA NEEDS TO MAKE A DUMP-A-ROONIE!
Chopper five is LIVE on the scene!
"We are flying over head as Uma Thurman is preparing to make a poopie in the big girl toilet. She has been pacing back and forth waiting for us to fly away but we are hovering over head any way.
It seems as if she can no longer hold it and will go for the poop even though she has no privacy to make her strained face. WAIT WAIT! Ok she is ON the toilet! Uma is ON THE TOILET NOW. We are going to go back to Jim in the studio with a report from Johnson and Johnson, the company who own the maker of Uma's toilet paper. BACK TO YOU JIM!"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 2:51pm.
B) How many of you slutz pulled your shirt off to see if you could lick your nipple as soon as you read that!?!?!
Don't lie!!!
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Not me....
(would have responded sooner but I busy was holding a boob up to my mouth)
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 2:56pm.
i've never actually posted at JJ, i just GOTTA see this shit... then, i'll go from there!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
I miss the days of Britney huffing fraps inside her Mercedes while running down paps and Paris traipsing into D-list parties with a visible birth control patch slapped on her ass like what a tramp stamp should be and Nicole pretending to eat and Lindsey running down the street in a string bikini and 6" heels leaving a trail of fine, fine Colombian mist everywhere she goes. This summer crop of celeb gossip blows. I am going to watch CNN and get some real scandal
B) How many of you slutz pulled your shirt off to see if you could lick your nipple as soon as you read that!?!?!
Don't lie!!!
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I didn't, I already knew I can...
Bradi,
What time? I mean, um, really, huh. Ground level? Um, just curious.
ESE,
Are you gonna lay the smack down? That makes my girly bits tingle...
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Ugh... I wonder if he slaps a paper bag over her face to fuck that mutt. Jeez, she is the quintessential butterface!
PhaQ Bitch!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I didn't have to, I already know I can ;D Mr.Snugglebunny likes it when we're having sexy times if I do that and look at him while I'm doing it. He's a kinky ho.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 2:49pm.
you gotta give me the link to the thread your sig came from... i got a feelin' i got somethin' to do today!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
She has really pretty soft subtle skin.. nice and tan.. like neck down!!!
*puts Science book over boner*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
The belly is OK, but I can't forgive those giant nostrils. She could snort her own nipple. Hell, she could snort her own boob.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 2:51pm.
B) How many of you slutz pulled your shirt off to see if you could lick your nipple as soon as you read that!?!?!
- I do it every morning, what, it's chi chi yoga.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LoLo.. you straight up made my potleaf upset, he took off running down the street.. And ew gross! I guess she ran out of her own pee pee to drink. Well, that happens sometimes.. Bitches tend to get dehydrated in this filthy hot weather.
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
I think i can see Uma's uterus....
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
A) MK. This is the best post to date. Officially the funniest shit you have ever pooed out. Congrats bitch!!!!
B) How many of you slutz pulled your shirt off to see if you could lick your nipple as soon as you read that!?!?!
Don't lie!!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:45pm.
LoLo.. Shut Up! that is awesome gossip you just spilled right there! right thure.. haha! But totally creepy to think about.. I bet it was fun to look at..
Veins....breast milk....she was seriously sitting on the ground on the main. YOU DONT EVER TOUCH NOTHING FROM TEH GUTTER THERE!!!!
but nope she was sucking on her tittie sitting in the gutter
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
@cHoff
*slaps across face* Fresh! And by fresh, I mean do it again..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
she's got a belly. BFD. She probably hasn't worked out since "Kill Bill"....and her fiancee doesn;t seem to mind......so who cares....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
MK you slut you...lol
"nipple. Those of you that can, have received a beautiful gift from God. I'm jealous."
Nothing to be jealous about... it's nothing special!
Okie
that's me grabbing you ass, baby!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
LoLo.. Shut Up! that is awesome gossip you just spilled right there! right thure.. haha! But totally creepy to think about.. I bet it was fun to look at..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
CthHoff.. I can lick your's too.. see I'm doing it right now.. and You have Nooo idea! *tickle tickle*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
ha, I can lick mine!
she sure looks knocked up to me.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
That is NOT from eating a mucho grande burrito!! Bitch is knocked the fuck up. She just got engaged to Audi 5000...or some shit...so it makes sense that she just might be. Hurry hurry and get married you dumb rich persons. I fart in your general direction!!!!!! ;P
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
proof positive, no truffles before going swimming
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
My mom was lanky and scrawny like Uma, but eventually she got a little belly like that. Even skinny women will get it if they've popped out a couple of kids.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
MK, I'm sorry!!! I can so lick my own nip!!! LMAO
Funny shit
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Fuck it!
i saw a woman in new orleans once who was sitting on the curb sucking on her own titties.
FACT!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Didn't we make fun of her before for wearing this top.. Saggy boobies is no fun for the man in your life!! also.. no all make-up runs in the water.. Apply some bitch!! *nervous laugh* *hands over life supply of concealer*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
MK, don't bother envying those of us who can. To do it, the boob must be contorted in such a manner that nothing done to it really feels good any more.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Y'all just hating that Uma decided to eat 10 frozen grapes today, she's crazy like that
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH: lmao for her sake, I hope she IS preggers...
""Hello there, Baby Phoebe Shauna"
God. If only.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
What on earth is she doing? That's quite a dowager's hump she's cultivating.
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
Maybe she's knocked up?
MAYBE?
Christ on a crutch, if she isn't, I don't want whatever she ate right before this picture was snapped.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Say that to her Beatrice Kiddo face! I double doody bubble dare ya!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
"or maybe she's playing one of my favorite games: Pregnant Lady. Don't you do that? I love doing that shit. I stick out my belly, hold it and say, 'Hello there, Baby Phoebe Shauna. Mommy loves you very much.'"
LMFAO!!!! Damn, you kill me MK!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
"Hello there, Baby Phoebe Shauna. Mommy loves you very much." .
bawwahhhaahhhaahhaahhaaaaaa
(she looks preggers by the way)
Well, she could be preggers. Her bf 'Arkie' doesn't like bitches who divorce, but he will knock them up without having to be married ie. Elle McPherson.
Dumbasses.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
How the fuck is that even possible?
She's like 87lbs?
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
This piccy defin needs a photoshopping in of Sally Struthers eating a Krispy Kremem and tearfully begging us to please give, just 10 cents a day can keep a hollywood a-lister fed for LIFE