Joss Stone Wants This
It's no surprise that everybody wants to rub their genitals all over Mark Ronson's luscious bod, but he's picky and won't fuck just any dirty whore. Oh well, there goes my chances. I'll just switch my focus to SamRo. I'll have better luck there.
During an interview, Mark talked about a certain singer that wanted to do sexy times with him. He said, "I’m not the sort of producer that shags every artist he works with. I’ve had enough offers, but I’m very picky. I’ve said no to a very famous, white, bland and very boring English soul chick, whom shall remain unnamed."
When the interviewer asked if he was talking about Joss Stone, Mark just smiled and winked. They don't call her Joss "Fucks For Tracks" Stone for nothing.
Why is that if someone like Justin Timberlake said this shit, I would stand on my toilet and scream douche at the top of my lungs. But when dreamy Mark Ronson says it, I swoon a little. I'm dickmatized by a dick I've never had. Pathetic!
Wenn
Damn, she's been blacklisted from the British music scene and labeled as someone who fucks for good tracks. She had a good sound, but now I think it came more from her cooch than her soul.
...and Mark Ronson really needs to not tell about everybody's business unless he's ready to give the goods on his sister and Lohan.
Why some women find him attractive? He looks like a little boy - such men are usually gays.
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"Why is that if someone like Justin Timberlake said this shit, I would stand on my toilet and scream douche at the top of my lungs."
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MK, I think it's kind of shitty of him to say that about her. I don;t care for her music, but he could have had a little more class.
So, lemme climb the toilet here. *Ahem*
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCHE!
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He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
heh. you said dickmatized.
dickmatized.
ahahahaahhaahaaaa!
for the love of all that is sacred.... I vote for the following to be the new Golden Rule, or at least let it take the place of that God, grant me the serenity mantra....
"I'm dickmatized by a dick I've never had."
Mark is such an ATTENTION WHORE! A total name-dropping attention ho. But I love him. He's the most amusing celeb to come around in a long time. MK, you should post about him more often. I know you love him too.
I don't know if I buy that "very picky" line though. I guess in his circle, he's "very picky," because he runs with a fast crowd. Virgos are picky by nature. Well, we know he likes them young. Yeah, I think there is a good chance he's a believer in the double standard. But I don't think he's as big a douche as Timberlake - that would be really hard to do.
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 10:22pm.
it's a win/win...mark gets sex, joss gets tracks...evrybody's happy...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 15, 2008 - 10:17pm.
if joss wants to fuck mark, then he must have some tracks...it's that simple...
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O, I get it. It's PR. He winks and smiles means:
That's right, hunny, I gots ME sum tracks.
Nicely played.
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if joss wants to fuck mark, then he must have some tracks...it's that simple...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Judging from all the pics, if he closed his mouth he'd suffocate.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco
Ain't that the truth? He makes me swoon like a loon...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
submitted by stake_spike on July 15, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Yeah...hes looking mighty femalish. I hope this tight pants, extra-medium shirt trend wears off quickly. I dont like men I can share jeans with.
oh Deb, nothing is hotter than Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice, when he dives into the pond, and comes up all wet and deliciously haughty.....droool....
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
He looks like a thirty year-old in age-inappropriate skinny jeans, with mediocre looks and an unwarranted ego trying hard to play coy and smug with people who should know better.
In other words, DOUCHE.
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On the other hand, he's much prettier than his sister.
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I'm not seeing the hotness or fuckability here.
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MK, you sure do love the skinny dudes.
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Another homely asshole. Gross.
He is not "all that" but Colin Firth is definitely my kind of stalkee material.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Mrs. K,
you stomp back over here right now young lady!!!!
Perhaps a hug and a cyber cookie? (((hugs)))
Off Topic:
Saw that you went to a sale at Talbot's. Diet must be going very well because even when I was skinny they couldn't wrap stuff around my ass...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 5:07pm.
In this case, Mr. Ronson is just wrong. It's the subject of the clause.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 5:05pm.
I HARDLY think AMY is white, bland and very boring
*stomping off indignantly*
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 5:01pm.
"Who" shall remain unnamed...
Sheeps, ya know how the English put the comma and the period outside the quotation marks, whereas Americans (are supposed to) put the comma and the period inside the quotation marks?
It's the same deal with "who" and "whom."
We say who, they say whom.
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
I have a feeling he was referring to Amy Winehouse...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
"Who" shall remain unnamed...
Submitted by Mick on July 15, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Check out the dude's crotch - he's packin'....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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*nose up against the screen* I don't see anything, are we looking at the same photos?
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Dick happens! - MK
Arrogant douche aside, I'd do him. Hard. Backwards, sideways, anyways.
Uhhh... he's picky? I have seen his current lady and picky isn't the word that comes to mind. I think of myself at 19 and how little I had to offer, and I don't think she is that different.
Still think he's strictly dickly.
Wow, what a fucking douche. He seems to be losing the hot and focusing all his energies on climbing the ranks to Spencer levels of douche. Lame lame lame.
his peener looks the same in every pic, dressed right. that shit ain't big. it's just that he lifts it up and pushes it to the side. you don't fool me with your fake wiener. i've seen it one too many times and believe me i always look at it.
small wiener or not would hit it at least half a dozen times and then we could flip flop.
Submitted by Little miss on July 15, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Because of my prudish upbringing, I find my-old- school-self to be unable to "enjoy life" like such women and I admire those women who do and don't give a damn.
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Don't let those women who claim to "not give a damn" fool ya, honey. They are all just lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
Trust.
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
he finally got the hot back. accept it don't fight it Mark.
Joss is a pretty girl ... mildly talented ... but that's desperate
Mark Ronson and Joss Stone? She is so turned him down for his small dick, so he is just vengeful. Typical.
One must be really pissed so spread some nasty insinuations like that.
I'm not a fan of Joss Stone, she might shag around, but we are living in the 21 century, where women and men have equal rights to shag around, or at least, should have.
Because of my prudish upbringing, I find my-old- school-self to be unable to "enjoy life" like such women and I admire those women who do and don't give a damn.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Check out the dude's crotch - he's packin'....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
WTF is with that shirt? It looks like something a 5 year old boy would wear. Doesn't he make enough $$$? Can't he afford to shop somewhere other than the boys dept sale aisle of TJ Maxx?
You're right, MK - They don't call her that for nothing. I read a while back that she dropped her management team cuz they wanted her to stop doing that. I don't get why people are into this guy. He looks like a little boy.
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Just when I thought she couldn't get any more annoying.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Joss Stone's not into his meat-she's vegetarian, ha, ha, ha.
http://vegetarianstar.com/2008/07/10/joss-stone-whats-in-your-shopping-c...
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I used to think he was the hottest thing since wonderbread, but now he just seems like the world's biggest douche. And he's looking a little effeminate (sp?) in the title picture.
And I agree with you pinkdoodoo. I really like his cd when it came out but then I realized it's just OTHER people's songs.
Mark Ronson is ugly. He is also not talented. He comes from wealthy, well-connected stock. In my book, that doesnt equate talent. It equals luck. He produces regurgitated 50's soul-- minus the soul.
Oh and on the topic of Joss if warbling and moving your hands up and down ala Chrsitina A. equals soul, we are all going to hell.
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_Submitted by UKer on July 15, 2008 - 4:55pm.
don't you mean perse?
yes but read my siggie!
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Submitted by WrathOGrapes on July 15, 2008 - 4:43pm.
I agree and he bothers me.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 4:55pm.
@LCT.. OMG I seen you say this before I went to the GYM to run.. Bwahahahaha.. I totally agree, mmm write me into your will, cause I'll run your stairs, persay!!
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If you run my stairs, persey, I will totally give you a yogurt flavoured rim job, per say.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
@LCT.. OMG I seen you say this before I went to the GYM to run.. Bwahahahaha.. I totally agree, mmm write me into your will, cause I'll run your stairs, persay!!
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don't you mean perse?
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 4:24pm.
I don't like Mark persay.. But I'd take his 30 year old dick, persay.. I'm not old persay.. But I think he'd like my young vagina, persay..
And that's ok w/ me.. persay!!!
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I'd do a 76 year old if he wrote me into his enormous will, persay.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
He's not good looking enough to have that attitude.
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Potato Wave!
Okie!
ha ha ha
Do me bitch! Now go do your home work!
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