Joss Stone Wants This
It's no surprise that everybody wants to rub their genitals all over Mark Ronson's luscious bod, but he's picky and won't fuck just any dirty whore. Oh well, there goes my chances. I'll just switch my focus to SamRo. I'll have better luck there.
During an interview, Mark talked about a certain singer that wanted to do sexy times with him. He said, "I’m not the sort of producer that shags every artist he works with. I’ve had enough offers, but I’m very picky. I’ve said no to a very famous, white, bland and very boring English soul chick, whom shall remain unnamed."
When the interviewer asked if he was talking about Joss Stone, Mark just smiled and winked. They don't call her Joss "Fucks For Tracks" Stone for nothing.
Why is that if someone like Justin Timberlake said this shit, I would stand on my toilet and scream douche at the top of my lungs. But when dreamy Mark Ronson says it, I swoon a little. I'm dickmatized by a dick I've never had. Pathetic!
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I would do a 35-40 yr old. That is a huge age difference! And I would like it.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Boy nads soft, whiskers grate my cheese for snack time! Clean your room!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
I agree Deb, the whole "cougar" thing is lame.
I'd go younger, but I certainly wouldn't fuck a 19 year old now....that is just a boy to me!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
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Fuck fuck fuck me Amadeus, Fuck me 30 year old Amadeus.. *says in 19yr old girl voice*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Okie would do him persay..... ha ha ha
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I am in agree times with Deb from Hell.
people like to fuckey fuckey
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DebFrmHell.. At different ages, I think people feel diff things! And yeah, cougar is kind of weird.. But my poosey prefers to be called that.. IDK..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Clarisse - you're more than welcome to steal it. You don't even have to credit it. As an accent humper from way back, I am more than happy to spread the gospel however I can.
I have no age issues. Some women/men are more worldly at nineteen that others are at 50. Also prefer younger men. Does not make me a "cougar" by any stretch. Think that is a horrible label BTW.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I don't like Mark persay.. But I'd take his 30 year old dick, persay.. I'm not old persay.. But I think he'd like my young vagina, persay..
And that's ok w/ me.. persay!!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
I'd let him do whatever he wanted to whatever hole as many times as he wanted just so long as he didn't talk. His mid-atlantic twanglish makes me dry heave.
Joss Stone wants this, and so do I.
I hear ya Lolo.....but at 45, marrying a 30 yr old is a big difference than a 34 and 19 yr old pairing......ya know?
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
I'd FUCK HIM.
Submitted by Hekki on July 15, 2008 - 9:56pm.
That WAS a douchey thing to say.
And all I see when I look at him is "The Graduate"-era Dustin Hoffman.
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Nah, he's just calling it as he sees it. A lot of hos WILL fuck for tracks. And Joss Stone is *not* all that.
Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate was hot.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 4:02pm.
eh im not that invested in the care times of his wangnation.
im not quite 30 and i have done em young once or five times.....
i guess at the time i was only a few years older.
But bitches at my office all have wives like 15 years younger...
wangs do wang type thangs
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BobsBB!!!!!!!!
"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable."
I must steal that! It's my life's motto!
PFFFFFFFT!! Haaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Two reasons why MR is different than JT: A) He is the talented type of producer who douches like Justin need to make a listenable record and B) he's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable.
Maybe if he didn't look so GD goofy his statement would actually possess some relevance.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Lolo, I know 19 is LEGAL. Not the point....a man in his 30's who fucks teenagers is disgusting, IMO.
let's call it "borderline pedophilia".....k?
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
I think Mark is the cutest dork/douche ever
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Fuck it!
19 is legal and modern 19 year olds are whores any way.
*hides 19 year olds phone number under sofa*
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What a Grade A Wanker. Say it to her face twatlips!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
I saw the hot, until I saw the pedo.
Done.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
That WAS a douchey thing to say.
And all I see when I look at him is "The Graduate"-era Dustin Hoffman.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 9:44pm.
And put her damn shoes back on her stank ass feet.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
he's adorkable
I just don't see the hot in Mark Ronson. I see the dork. I see the douchebag, but I don't see the hot.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 12:43pm.
P.S.
Joss Stone = scalded cat + pretentious "soulful" ass.
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can't stand her!!!! she needs to stop trying so hard.
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
What's douchey about being right?
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by missy on July 15, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Also! We can play tittie twister and Shots and ladders!
Or maybe we can do the bong-a-long-a-ding-dong like Miller Lits Uncle!
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P.S.
Joss Stone = scalded cat + pretentious "soulful" ass.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
*taps chin and ponders*
Hmm, this was a douchey thing to say...speaks volumes of his ego...that takes away hotness points.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Mark Ronson just went up 200% in my esteem. And I liked him before.
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hell yeah lolo!! also theres Tie one on and Orgy. Wait, huh?
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I like my Mark better.
Missy and MK can come over to my place later and we will play spin the tail in the closet!
Pin the bottle on the homo?
WTF?
Well we have same taste in menches. Menches= man + bitches. Menches!
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Submitted by loozer on July 15, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Madonna is bland, white and thinks she is British. However, you can ask Guy, she has NO Soul. She sold it to the devil in exchange for her career.
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Ain't that the troof.
Btw, I love your avvie.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Madonna is bland, white and thinks she is British. However, you can ask Guy, she has NO Soul. She sold it to the devil in exchange for her career.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
BB - yeah he did
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Didn't he also work with Wino? Lily Allen?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Pfft...I would expect nothing less from a 32 year old who dates a 19 year old.
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ubmitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 3:18pm.
hahahaha...that is funny.
Joss is going to be pissed!
I thought he was adorable, but that I know he likes little girls, he icks me out a bit....(yes, 18 is a little girl when you are in your 30's....)
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ah HA, that explains much. Another guy trying to look 20-something to keep hitting the teen-somethings -- like Jared Leto, iiiiick. yeah, maybe Joss Stone had her limits on douche dick the day he propositioned.
Oh MK, you're not the only one dickmatized by the gorgeous Mark Ronson. There's just something about the boy that puts all these naughty thoughts in my head. Yum.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
He's gross.
Wow, that was pretty immature and dickheadish of him to say. I get the feeling that this guy thinks his shit doesnt stink. Whatever.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
hahahaha...that is funny.
Joss is going to be pissed!
I thought he was adorable, but now that I know he likes little girls, he icks me out a bit....(yes, 18 is a little girl when you are in your 30's....)
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
im smitten too. MK, we should go man-hunting together
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I'll yell it for you MK...
DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE!
Ah, I feel better now.
I don't know who this bitch thinks he is, but he is a major turd in my opinion. YUCK to that entire family.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
"I'm dickmatized by a dick I've never had. Pathetic!"
That's ok MK. I have been dickmatized by some dicks that I have never even seen!
And some that remain to be peen...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
... and Joss Stone may indeed be blowing for tracks, BUT why do I get the feeling this dude's rocking a scorned cock? Sounds very high school-dude-rejected that line, hmmm