Which One Is The Real David Lee Roth?
This is a hard one, I know. They are the spitting image of each other. Separated at the crack house. The dude on the right is the infamous David Lee Roth imposter that has been going all over Canada pretending to be Diamond Dave. He's the dude that Canadian police pulled over while he was having an allergic reaction to nuts. He told them he was DLR. They believed him. They are stupid.
According to TheStar.com, the fake's name is David Kuntz of Cambridge. Why would you pretend to be David Lee Roth when you have an amazing name like David Kuntz. CUNTS! I would make all my friends and family call me Sir Cunts.
Not only has Sir Cunts fooled the police, but he recently convinced an entire bar that he was David Lee Roth. He even got onstage and performed with the house band. Everyone at that bar must have been drunk, high, blind and slow. I look more like DLR than Sir Cunts does!
Sir Cunts really needs to put down the meth pipe, take off all the scarves he bought in Tijuana and head to the nearest looney bin. When they ask why he needs help, he only needs to say, "I'm Sir Cunts and I want to be David Lee Roth." They will take it from there.
Thanks Ian
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you crack me up MK
Good for Impostor Lee Roth. That's Highlarious.
Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol
Submitted by AshleyM on July 15, 2008 - 8:25pm
ROFL Wouldn't YOU? BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Hey.. so I hate to burst any bubbles here, but I have known a Kuntz or two in my lifetime, and they pronounced it "Kyoontz" not "cuntz". Although the latter is infinitely more memorable and cooler.. I dunno, maybe this guy is different?
wow... i've never been more ashamed to live in cambridge in my life
Poor guy probably took to the crackpipe at an early age when he realized his last name was KUNTZ. I wonder if he has procreated? If there are any girls, he could name them Ima Kuntz, Youra Kuntz, See-My Kuntz, Flavia Kuntz, oh I could go on for days.
========== He is not a good ~~~~~~~~~. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site --------------------" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m ------------ yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.=======================
hahaha... he's clever...
think it's pronounced KOONTZ... but who cares... I get it, Cunts is funny... hahaaha
Mickey Anonymouse on July 15, 2008 - 4:58pm.
The guy on the right just offered to clean my car window in Hoboken.
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Hoboken ha? lmao
Doppleganger
The guy on the right just offered to clean my car window in Hoboken.
I've been to that bar *hangs head in shame*
Sweet. This is right outside my hometown! Represent.
Laughing at "Kuntz looks as though he would smell like peed bed"
Human and cat pee
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I don't know the same things you don't know.
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Yeah well I want to see him sing "I'm just a Gigalo" - just so I can do a thorough side-by-side comparison.
DLR wishes he was David Kuntz.
oh, damnit!.. this always happens... going into "Yankee Rose" overload
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Kuntz looks as though he would smell like peed bed~ nast-E!
Isn't David Lee Roth a EMT?
"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
He looks more like aging Canadian rocker, Kim Mitchell.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
not only did Kuntz try to steal DLR identity but he also stole his clothes from the Jonas Brothers
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"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack"
- Snoop
With the gap in those teefs I am surprised he is not telling people he is Madonna...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
D'oh. According to the Wiki, Heckle and Jeckle are actually magpies. I always thought they were crows. Either way, they are avian cartoon awesomeness.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Reminds me somehow of Heckle and Jeckle, those cartoon crows.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I loved them crows!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Which one? Who cares, both are Ugerrrrrrrlyyyyy.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 12:52pm.
that guy has dine way too many drugs if he thinks he looks like DLR.
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he looks more lie a cross bewteen Vincent Gallo and BB Thornton.
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Well... Lots of these aging rock stars look like meth heads. They have done lots of drugs and look all stringy and grizzled now. And then again, lots of the people he fooled were probably high and wanted to have a celeb encounter.
I take the on the right for $1.00
Tommy Lee?????!!??
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
that guy has dine way too many drugs if he thinks he looks like DLR.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
sir cunts is a fine piece
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Sara M.
Reminds me somehow of Heckle and Jeckle, those cartoon crows.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Lets just take a moment to imagine the women that are sleeping with this guy thinking they're hooking up with David Lee Roth. It must be a scary, scary sight.
I love the fake David Lee Roth!
Kuntz is allergic to nuts- Who knew?
The one on the left isn't Niles from Frasier?
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Kuntz is hot.
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