Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Clean Fishy
Oh look. It's pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow without any paint on her face. Not bad, not bad. Actually, this is exactly how I prefer my Fishsticks. Greasy, organic and smug. If only I had a small bowl of tartar sauce.
I could also spend my entire afternoon playing "connect the pores" on her face. Endless hours of entertainment.
Fishy showed up to some boring shit at the Hamptons over the weekend. She didn't wear make-up just so she could hear everyone tell her, "OMG Fishy! You look so gorge without make-up." Blah. Blah.
Wait! Is that a glass of wine she's holding? Is that part of her daily diet of grass, wood chips and cloud water? She's in so much trouble if that isn't blueberry dirt juice.
Submitted by ProfessorVP on July 15, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Greasy, Organic and Smug. Sounds like a law firm.
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Yep. Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
EW. The fish was left out in the sun and spoiled. YUCK.
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One of my fave actresses but...not a very attractive foto, is it? I'm old enuf 2b her mom and my skin is wayyyy better than that!
Submitted by samantha jones on July 16, 2008 - 8:44am.
THIS is why I'm so glad I was born beautiful instead of rich. Because I can always make money.
This actress has a stunning mother, Blythe Danner, and even with her microbiotic diet, money, and blah, blah, blah...this is the best she can look without makeup?
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AMEN. Gwynneth is the good proof that microbiotics and veganism are a joke. Sorry for cliche, but I do incline that it's better to be a happy person, rather than rich or beautiful. Of course, all together wont harm either.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
good god, i don't wear makeup often but i would never show up to a fricking party at the hamptons without makeup on!
THIS is why I'm so glad I was born beautiful instead of rich. Because I can always make money.
This actress has a stunning mother, Blythe Danner, and even with her microbiotic diet, money, and blah, blah, blah...this is the best she can look without makeup?
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She could've at least washed her face before she left the house.
No wonder Chris has been so screwed up he can't sing worth a shit.I would be drinking my ass off if I had to wake up to THAT!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up
damn!
Greasy, Organic and Smug. Sounds like a law firm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Speaking of politically correct, I read something today that the Gay and Lesbian activist group is in a tizzy because in Hancock, Will Smith looks through a comic book saying thigns like, 'Homo, Homo in Tights, Homo from Jersey", stuff like that.
So, it's not ok for that to happen, but when movies like Guess Who come out and clearly bash white people just for being white, or black racial remarks are made in movies, that IS ok?
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yes, its OK. Its payback. Just joking.
I don't think its OK, but maybe if we get all our squabbles out in the open and we can get over them and move forward.
As for myself, I never want to be stuck on an island w/ all gays or all blacks or all whites or all asians, etc. I need diversity -- got to mix it up.
Just looked up Guess Who. That piece of crap is insulting to mammals.
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She's so gross...I hate her.
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Omg Ltc! Canadians are my favorite people in the world! No wonder you're always so funny! I went to college with some Canadians! Great guys! Funny, smart and hot! I hear brangelina would get completely ignored on the street over there if they saw an NHL player or Don cherry walking over on the other side of the street! My dad can get hockey night in Canada on satellite! Don cherry is so fuckin funny! We love him!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Shakespeare is not in love with that.
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Speaking of politically correct, I read something today that the Gay and Lesbian activist group is in a tizzy because in Hancock, Will Smith looks through a comic book saying thigns like, 'Homo, Homo in Tights, Homo from Jersey", stuff like that.
So, it's not ok for that to happen, but when movies like Guess Who come out and clearly bash white people just for being white, or black racial remarks are made in movies, that IS ok?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 15, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Do people even comment on the posts on this blog or has it just become some 'exclusive conversation for people who live on D-Listed'? Its kind of lame, actually.
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two kinds of people make me pissy. First are the PC ones that get offended by other's posts, telling people what is OK to say and what is NOT OK to say. Second, are people, like you, who get upset when people bond on the blog. Loosen up.
by the way, fishsticks are made up of a pasty white fish fried in grease. Glad to see someone au natural though.
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Submitted by peaches on July 15, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Ltc, never seen the movie Heathers? 3 popular girls, all named Heather, the leader Heather would wear a red bow in her hair, and use the red ball when they played croquet. By the way, where ya from Ltc?
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Hahaha no, never heard of it. Sounds sexy times. I'm from the Great White North! Chillin' with a caribou. You know how it is.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Ltc, never seen the movie Heathers? 3 popular girls, all named Heather, the leader Heather would wear a red bow in her hair, and use the red ball when they played croquet. By the way, where ya from Ltc?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I don't care if she does have an Oscar, any pop/rock star who has to wake to that every morning is going to get tired of it eventually and soon.
Submitted by peaches on July 15, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Lct I was gonna say love angelina was fatass Martha the outcast, but it looks like it might be notoriousrem! So which one my three favorite badass dlisted bitches gets to be red?
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Red? Like flaming mad cuttabeesh red?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Lct I was gonna say love angelina was fatass Martha the outcast, but it looks like it might be notoriousrem! So which one my three favorite badass dlisted bitches gets to be red?
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Here we go again. Not allowed to have personal conversations, must only talk about the topic at hand and nothing else, friendship not allowed, blah blah blah.
GO FIND SOME FRIENDS Notoriousrem you fucking labia. Better yet, just piss off in general if this place bothers you so much.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
After she greased up her face, I guess she cut those earrings out of the bottom of the Crisco can.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 15, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Do people even comment on the posts on this blog or has it just become some 'exclusive conversation for people who live on D-Listed'? Its kind of lame, actually.
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Lemme get this straight. You. of all people..YOU are calling other people lame?!?!?!?!?! Excuse while I laugh my ass off. You make the lamest comments of ANYONE on here, and you're just jealous because no one likes you.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 15, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Do people even comment on the posts on this blog or has it just become some 'exclusive conversation for people who live on D-Listed'? Its kind of lame, actually.
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Why do you always come here to cry about how lame it is? I don't get it.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 15, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Do people even comment on the posts on this blog or has it just become some 'exclusive conversation for people who live on D-Listed'? Its kind of lame, actually.
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Watch your back, buddy -- shivs fly 'round here. And yeah, it's cool to high-five someone about a comment, etc., but texting-styling shit is out of control -- oh look, here comes that fire ladder, later!
Word up lct! I certainly wanna make out with your avie! Gerard butler is the hotness that be!
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dontknowdontcare about this fishstick, but seeing as I just slipped on face grease and can't get out of the giant pore I fell in without a latter, might as well kill time posting till the firemen get here with one ...
And to think this ho has a mother who is such a hot piece of ass for a meemaw.
First of all, ho CLEARLY has lipstick on, and second of all, I love how these ho's who is pushin' 40 and but hard think they can swipe some lipstick on their lips and compete with bitches in they 20's who can get away with that shit...No Ho's...it dont work like that no mo...
Lemme break it down...there's this little thing called "reality"...Now "reality" does not like or recognize your "natural" beauty...mostly cus it doesn't exist anymore, so to battle "reality", yo' ass need the "UNREALITY" and that shit is make up...James Haven, am I lyin'?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by peaches on July 15, 2008 - 7:13pm
Thanks, Peaches!! You really ARE a peach! I'm just honored to be mentioned in the same context as Clarisse and LCT. Sorry it took me so long to get back to ya.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Holy hell, that face is an insult to fish everywhere. Maybe that's why Chris is so enraged these days. She has major birth control face.
I can't believe I'm going to say this but I can't hate on our Fishsticks Paltrow because it takes a strong and confident woman to go in public without makeup. You go Gwennie Girl.
This reminds me of the "Simpsons" episode where Ned Flanders builds the "Praiseland" amusement park that his late wife Maude had dreamed up. The gummies for sale are only available in one flavor: plain.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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This reminds me of the "Simpsons" episode where Ned Flanders builds the "Praiseland" amusement park that his late wife Maude had dreamed up. The gummies for sale are only available in one flavor: plain.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 6:09pm.
LCT
thanks, Gerard Butler is my new wack off material.
sexy mothafucka, he is.
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I AGREE. Damn, OK. There's a clip on youtube (don't worry, I won't make you go find it. I'll post it at the end of this) where he says 'fucked her senseless' or something like that over and over and over and it's just creamery. The opening of the interview is really 'special' (you'll see what I mean) but the rest is yummy times.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=swqO6L4uF8g
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Ah-hah! I had wondered what sort of combination could produce such a scent. Just eggs, huh? WTF did they do to that poor chicken? ROFL
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Well, to produce such a smell, it's advisable that you spend an evening eating things filled with as much fat and/or MSG as you can stand without vomiting. Coat with a Coke Zero. Go to bed late after eating more MSG fatty food in the middle of the night, let simmer, and POWEE. Egg Fart Supreme!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by peaches on July 15, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Kizzy,carottop, and clarisse, I've decided you are the Heathers of the dlisted commenters, and being this is dlisted, I mean it as the utmost compliment;)!
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Wow, thanks! Wanna make out?
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wow, she is really homely!
Kizzy,carottop, and clarisse, I've decided you are the Heathers of the dlisted commenters, and being this is dlisted, I mean it as the utmost compliment;)!
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If she gets some powder or some oil absorbent sheets she can get rid of the shine.
If she gets a pad of paper, a pen, and about seventy or eighty aspirin she can tell us how she got rid of the bitchiness, too.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Well well well... What have we got here? A typical skin of a vegetarian. She always looks so unhealthy, pale, powerless,cold and bitchy that this is her best pic since years.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
I was wondering about the grey hair thing. That is the one thing I keep up on. They aren't really bad yet, but I have a nice, noticeable streak coming in right in front and it bugs the hell out of me. But I can do mine right out of the box, she probably spends hundreds of dollars and some fancy salon. Anyway, I am west coast!!! I live in San Diego!!! And yes, it's fucking humid here too. Blah.
God, that thing is UGLY!
Well, she is wearing SOME makeup, but I forgive a guy for not realizing that.
Where's Tartar Sauce? Doesn't he DO the Hamptons, or is it not snobbish enough for him?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
It looks like someone slapped her face with the wax paper at the bottom of a sampler basket at Dennys.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Take care doll, good night!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hi and bye, clarisse!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Well, you boobtiful biatches, i'm out.
*in my best wasted Slater voice*
All right, check ya later!
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