Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Clean Fishy
Oh look. It's pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow without any paint on her face. Not bad, not bad. Actually, this is exactly how I prefer my Fishsticks. Greasy, organic and smug. If only I had a small bowl of tartar sauce.
I could also spend my entire afternoon playing "connect the pores" on her face. Endless hours of entertainment.
Fishy showed up to some boring shit at the Hamptons over the weekend. She didn't wear make-up just so she could hear everyone tell her, "OMG Fishy! You look so gorge without make-up." Blah. Blah.
Wait! Is that a glass of wine she's holding? Is that part of her daily diet of grass, wood chips and cloud water? She's in so much trouble if that isn't blueberry dirt juice.
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LCT
thanks, Gerard Butler is my new wack off material.
sexy mothafucka, he is.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 6:01pm.
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Ah-hah! I had wondered what sort of combination could produce such a scent. Just eggs, huh? WTF did they do to that poor chicken? ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I lurve me some nipple licking and fart days on the D!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Blech - that's the face of Estee Lauder? - My ass looks better than her face!
Submitted by Sexecution on July 15, 2008 - 6:01pm
ROFL!! Look, that's 2 new phrases I've learned today: bum balls and Lush Flush
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 6:01pm.
See? That's why I ♥ you, you're such a humanitarian, you're always thinking of the other person, you're such a giver. Giving the gift of a small p(f)art of yourself, the gift that keeps on giving, is so wonderful, it brings tears to my eyes. (maybe that's just the fumes)
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I would give you a p(f)art of my f(p)art anytime you asked my dear. That's just how much I care about you. I save all my best egg farts for you.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 15, 2008 - 5:58pm.
The breakfast of champions! Your fingers are getting quite a workout on the keyboard, don't forget ;D
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The Paltrow has Lush Flush, 3rd glass of wine glow with side of grease. Lovely.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 5:52pm
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See? That's why I ♥ you, you're such a humanitarian, you're always thinking of the other person, you're such a giver. Giving the gift of a small p(f)art of yourself, the gift that keeps on giving, is so wonderful, it brings tears to my eyes. (maybe that's just the fumes)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Sure, sure, blame it on me, no problem, I'll blame my 3-martini lunch tomorrow on you, ok?
ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Thanks for the purrrfect breakfast Kizzy - I love the taste of bacon fat on my whiskers. I'm in Aus and it's morning here - and winter. Funny how I'm still sweating tho, its either that margarita or the menopause...marijuana never makes me sweat.
Well, for once I'm actually on Fishy's side. It takes nerve to go out without makeup, particularly to some social event where you know you'll be photographed. And especially when you have less than perfect skin.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Secret smartbomb shitstorm fartz? Awfully hard to get out of the drapes, dontcha know...Febreeze can't even touch it.
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I know, that's why they're so GREAT. you can drop one in an unsuspecting victim's house and they won't know until it's too late... and they'll be plagued with it FOREVER. Juicy juiciness.
Clarisse - haven't rented it yet. Perhaps tonightness.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
kdracofan,
I hear ya! I usually ignore negative stuff like that...i don't know what came over me...Kizzy must be a bad influence on me (I'm kiddin!!!)
LCT,
Did you get Phantom yet? I'll be watching Reign of Fire tonight. Christian and Gerard. Nummeh!
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Secret smartbomb shitstorm fartz? Awfully hard to get out of the drapes, dontcha know...Febreeze can't even touch it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She has flaws. Love it!
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 15, 2008 - 5:36pm.
***passing bong, and margarita w/o salt. I can do ya a BL, no tomato or avocado, sorry!!
OnT: Someone mentioned blotting papers before, someone should've mentioned them to Gwynnie before she stepped in front of the cameras.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Nova: Aphid, Sheeps and I are here in L.A......M.E. is up in NoCal.......there are some west coast people here!
Nods to MrsK in Seattle......(waving)
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YAY...thats good to know!! :D I always seem to come into these threads when everyone is gone, then i realize that the rest are 2-3 hours ahead of me. :D
as for Notorious....
come on now....you're not new to DListed...so why ask such a silly thing.
ON TOPIC:
Do i see shiny gray hairs on fishy?? Or is her hair just as equally shiny as her face? lmao
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 5:43pm.
kdracofan,
Don't tip-toe around that twit throwing a tantrum.
Fuck her if she ain't got no one to talk to.
*sits back down with my beer*
How you doin'?
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Hi hunny :)
did you say beeeer? Which kind? Have any Stellas for me?
and I am not trying to start more drama around here than we had today (which I am happy it was doner and over with)
You know? :)
good night mama
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 5:34pm.
LCT!!
Bad day? Here, i shall make you happy!
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/01
http://handson.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/12
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CLarisse, I loves you. That made me smile in my pants times.
Kizzy, I have a secret for you. *PPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 15, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Instead of complaining, why don't you join in? You've been posting here for awhile now......there is only so much you can say about Gwynnie's Shine....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Kizzy,
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That's funny, that read Scottish over here, too! Shame about your back, it is a lot easier lying down.
OnT: I am also admiring the huge pores with the huge blackheads on her forehead and cheeks. Well done, Gwynnie!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
laying, obliquely, I never lie.
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I like a good beer buzz
early in the mornin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i0hCKGAIqU
Notoriousrem_22 on July 15, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Do people even comment on the posts on this blog or has it just become some 'exclusive conversation for people who live on D-Listed'? Its kind of lame, actually.
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Actually in live in NJ, work in NY
:) (this is a great escape while at work)
and people constantly chat with others...its the Dlisted way.
(not trying to start anything by the way...just sharing my opinion like you did)
I'm the one lying, obliquely, in front of the wagon.
Do people even comment on the posts on this blog or has it just become some 'exclusive conversation for people who live on D-Listed'? Its kind of lame, actually.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Right now, I fancy a bong hit, a BLT w/avocado, and a margarita w/o salt.
damn. I don't have any avocado.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Kizzy,
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Sorry, doll, I keep forgetting who's on the wagon, and who's stumbling behind it ;D
....did you say brownies? ***salivating***
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
No, i threw out me back. (i don't know why, but read that with a scottish accent.)
LCT!!
Bad day? Here, i shall make you happy!
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/01
http://handson.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/12
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Dont forget to give a shout out to us midwest hookers. Me, Deb, and *shudders* HA/LA all share a city.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
Nova: Aphid, Sheeps and I are here in L.A......M.E. is up in NoCal.......there are some west coast people here!
Nods to MrsK in Seattle......(waving)
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
I think I finally understand why they all get plastic surgery as they age! She looks like shit rolled in rice and I have to be honest, I have seen better looking pussy working at Target. I was going to say Wal Mart but I stopped at one last week for the first time in over a year and I am reasonably sure their employees MUST BE alien life forms. Just not right!
Kizzy, hahaha, no booze or pot thankyouverymuch but am currently enjoying a Diet Coke and eyeballing some brownies fresh made in the kitchen...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Did you remember to sell tickets to your multitasking practice this time?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Kizzy,
You need a bong hit? Some Girl Scout cookies? Hershey bar with or without almonds? White Russian Milkshake or Singapore Sling?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
It's nice to know celebrities have huge(!) pores.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 5:06pm
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****passing corndog rolled in Butter-Flavored Crisco****
I'll wear my favorite jammies, red satin with black kitties playing with blue balls!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I leave, we are talking nipples, i come back and LOVE CARROTTOP is talkin poop.
Wa'hoppin'd?
Stoney,
Brilliant! They need to draw and quarter that rotten taint mayor.
They need to kindnap those kids and have normal people raise them (you know, the English) and draw and quarter Brangelina too.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Kizzy,
As soon as I get thru banging my head against the wall...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 5:06pm.
**MWAH** Here, have a bong hit, you want a Samoa? Butter-flavored Crisco? Hotdog on a stick?
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How about a corndog covered in butter flavoured Crisco? Is that doable> You know what I need right now, is all you hawt Dlist sluuuuuts in a big room in our jammies with LOTS of Haagen Daaz and a girl movie.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 2:09pm.
I am in L.A. Nova....and I know! WTF is up with the humidity for the past few days? It sucks!
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I'm in Ventura...:D Didnt realize you were close by, most of these cats in here seem to be east coast.
Yeah...the effing humidity SUCKS and BLOWS!! lol. Couldnt blow dry my hair for shit this morning...now its all frizzy. I'm pissed! *sigh*
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 5:14pm
If it's S shaped, send a pic to LCT.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I feel sorry for all the bitches in AZ, its up over 100 degrees there right now.
How did we get back to poopie talk again...
I am gonna haff to ask the teacher for a hall pass so I can go to baffroom and make a doodie.
**gees**
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Stoney on July 15, 2008 - 4:23pm
And so it begins.....
Thank you for sharing that.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LCT - No Ive never made an S shaped poo, but I did shit one out in the shape of Jesus when the Messiah twins were born. No joke. The Tribune wasn't interested in my story though, damn Jennifer Aniston lovers. Wheres my million dollars for my Jesus Poo? I want to be rich and famous now! Do you think I should ebay it and post the link on JJ? I bet I could get, like $500 for it there.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 5:03pm.
I do corkscrew poos.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I am in L.A. Nova....and I know! WTF is up with the humidity for the past few days? It sucks!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
I'm sure it's sweat. I have similar skin to her, so I know how it reacts.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Fishsticks needs tartar sauce.