Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Clean Fishy
Oh look. It's pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow without any paint on her face. Not bad, not bad. Actually, this is exactly how I prefer my Fishsticks. Greasy, organic and smug. If only I had a small bowl of tartar sauce.
I could also spend my entire afternoon playing "connect the pores" on her face. Endless hours of entertainment.
Fishy showed up to some boring shit at the Hamptons over the weekend. She didn't wear make-up just so she could hear everyone tell her, "OMG Fishy! You look so gorge without make-up." Blah. Blah.
Wait! Is that a glass of wine she's holding? Is that part of her daily diet of grass, wood chips and cloud water? She's in so much trouble if that isn't blueberry dirt juice.
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@CARROTTOP Has anyone EVER created an S shaped poo?
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Yes, I once shat a perfect S. So surprisingly perfect was it, that I called people in to check it out. It was before the days of digital cameras unfortunately, otherwise I would have photographic evidence to show you slutz.
Well im here in Cali on the coast....we usually dont have too much humidity. That is, until lately. YUCK!! I do not envy...gimme back my cool coastal breeze!! :D
Well blotty papers help anyway...
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 5:00pm.
**MWAH** Here, have a bong hit, you want a Samoa? Butter-flavored Crisco? Hotdog on a stick?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Would a dusting of mineral powder,a coat of mascara and some lip-gloss kill this heifer? She actually looks as if she smells like low tide in El Segundo.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Why is she called Fishsticks?
Her scalp looks like she has extensions.
BTW...I thought she looked super pretty in Iron Man....although i truly dont care for her and her snotty ways.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Nova, I've tried it all. If it is 85 degrees, and 85% humidity, you are going to look shiny. No matter what crap the beauty people try and sell us.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Narsty..
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tonicbitch:
Did you know your poos are supposed to be S shaped? Has anyone EVER created an S shaped poo? You'd have to contort the inside of your rectum to have one of those.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
You have to moisturize before applying liquid foundation makeup...then dab on/brush on a light powder. Works for me...
If you dont moisturize enough your face will produce extra oil to make up for the lack of. Same goes for hair.
Gawd...now I sound like a freaking beauty blog.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:52pm.
I had no idea Zero bars come in dark chocolate on the outside! I've always only seen the ones with the white chocolate, but not recently. :(
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If those assholes discontinued Zero bars I swear to Jehovah I'm going to burn my hair off. Just like they did with Punkys candy.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 4:26pm.
@ Stoney!
They is gonna storm the castle like Marie Aquanet!!
hahahah! go feed them some cake Angelina! So now where are they gonna move to? back to LA again?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
_Tonic Bitch!
For more poopy times you can email me too!
Kdraco! Thanks and have a great Thaim tonight!
get it? hu hu hu
Thai food omg im sorry that was so dorky!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
For a second I thought it was Gollum without makeup.
Precious!
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I sure as hell will!
I should be back at my place around 7:00 eastern!
*big hugs*
CHIN UP TIMES!!!!
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HIGH FIVE TIMES! Thank you :)
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Ewwwwwww....ever heard of those little blotty papers for greasy times??
Shimminy Krustmus...she's not a purty lady.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Gross, always has been gross, always will be gross. I kind of see a resemblance to Sissy Spacek....the long thin hair and similar colouring, main difference being Sissy can actually act.
I'll bet Johnny Depp is smiling somewhere, and Fishy too!!! These fuckers need to come back down to earth!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I'd like to see any of you spend some time outside in NY in the summer and keep those non-greasy complexions.....lol
I could blind people from the glare off my face in a situation like that.....hehee
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Holy grand canyon craters, batman!
@lolo & LCT - I want more 'poopy' times.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
The bitch in me wants to go off on her, but the granola gal in me says, "Aww at least she isn't all botoxed out!" Way to go Fishy, way to go.
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Submitted by Stoney on July 15, 2008 - 4:23pm.
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stoney you rock!!!!! And France has just repaired their reputation from being chickens during world war 2!!! I never thought I'd say this, viva la France!!! Oh fuck stoney I think I just had an orgasm!!!! Obviously they don't give a shit about their behavior, they went and hired more bodygaurds instead of apologizing!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Lolo: thank you hun!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I sure as hell will!
I should be back at my place around 7:00 eastern!
*big hugs*
CHIN UP TIMES!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kathy Griffin would so love this ghastly hideousness
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I cant log onto email till i get home since this building is having issues today.
*flipps off tech guy*-
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Lolo can you mail me when you get home? I'm having le sad times and you make me le happy times.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 3:47pm.
We must have eaten different ones. I stuck to the dark chocolate but I might as well try the white chocolate one now if it means I won't need sexy times for a few days. *Rawr* Is it legal to marry a chocolate bar? Is it a hate crime if you eat it?
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I had no idea Zero bars come in dark chocolate on the outside! I've always only seen the ones with the white chocolate, but not recently. :(
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
How she managed to attain fame is beyond me. Oh that's right, she had famous parents. I've wanted to kick her in the shins ever since Cate Blanchett lost the Oscar to this unworthy lump of mediocrity.
Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on July 15, 2008 - 4:45pm.
I have experience in this matter. You have to be careful with those tricksy Girl Scouts, they will cuttabeeesh!! They have badges for that. But I gotz mad skillz in rollin' Girl Scouts. I stealz their cookies, their money, and their shivs. (they hide those under their hairbows)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Say what you want about Fishy, but She's a damn better parent than Brangelina! Supposedly when she was engaged to Brad She freaked and said she wasn't ready to have kids! Me thinks maybe she didn't want to have kids with him, cause she knew what was up! She was always uncomfortable with the attention they got! And She's as sick of Brangelina as the rest of us!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on July 15, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Ya know, my associates and I can take care of that pesky Girl Scout problem for you...
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Could you! I kindly tell them "No Thank You", but then the little skanks start giving me attitute with turky neck and finger points. Like they know me, be all up in my kool-Aid asking "what you dont wanna help us or something?" "you dont like cookies?" "you want me to not win a $50 gift certificate to baskin-robbins?"... dumb little skanks with their delectibly delicious treats... Im on a strict diet- burgers and milkshakes- NO COOKIES! What are we talking about again?
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Yeah, they can be nasty little buggers. We take care of 'em, though, right LCT? Shit, when we swoop down on them they have no idea what hit 'em. Oh, and if you ever need girl scout cookies, come to us instead. That's what we do: Ambush 'em and take their cookies. Don't judge, though--we get really hungry during operations and missions!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Unbreaded Fishsticks ... greasy.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Mmm, I'm almost creaming myself thinking about the white chocolatety outer-goodness and the luscious nougat and almond center. I can't help myself...I'm also doing myself a great disservice by talking about them. That stuff's like heroin.
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We must have eaten different ones. I stuck to the dark chocolate but I might as well try the white chocolate one now if it means I won't need sexy times for a few days. *Rawr* Is it legal to marry a chocolate bar? Is it a hate crime if you eat it?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
_Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Got it!!!
mine is lehmac@hotmail.com
I cant log onto email till i get home since this building is having issues today.
*flipps off tech guy*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Ya know, my associates and I can take care of that pesky Girl Scout problem for you...
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Could you! I kindly tell them "No Thank You", but then the little skanks start giving me attitute with turky neck and finger points. Like they know me, be all up in my kool-Aid asking "what you dont wanna help us or something?" "you dont like cookies?" "you want me to not win a $50 gift certificate to baskin-robbins?"... dumb little skanks with their delectibly delicious treats... Im on a strict diet- burgers and milkshakes- NO COOKIES! What are we talking about again?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Whatever you like. I'd love a Zero bar, myself. I've always loved the Zero bar.
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Oh fuck me with a fork those are SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. I haven't seen one here in ages. Oh Lordy want one right now. RIGHT NOW. You are satan, you are. Talking about zero bars.
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Mmm, I'm almost creaming myself thinking about the white chocolatety outer-goodness and the luscious nougat and almond center. I can't help myself...I'm also doing myself a great disservice by talking about them. That stuff's like heroin.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Nope, still ugly!
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
BLECH!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Oh! Oh no. Just no.
Bitch ain't got time to do a little Bare Mineral sweep?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Niiiice blackheads there, Gwynnie!! Somebody get some Dawn dishwashing liquid, it cut the oil on ducks after Exxon Valdez spill, it should cut some of the grease on her face and hair. If that bitch got any greasier, she'd slide right off the face of the earth. On second thought, cancel the Dawn! No, Gwynnie, you don't need a shower, you can go another couple of weeks...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Whatever you like. I'd love a Zero bar, myself. I've always loved the Zero bar.
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Oh fuck me with a fork those are SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. I haven't seen one here in ages. Oh Lordy want one right now. RIGHT NOW. You are satan, you are. Talking about zero bars.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
***note to self***
Must try extra virgin olive oil for moisterizer.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Who is frying chicken and zepoles up in here? YUMMMM :)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Nope,, no no no!!! Sissy Spacek is the genuine love of my kingdom come.. Fishy does not resemble her, I disagree fully into my momma's underwear drawer that ths is not happening.. Take it BACK!
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I agree! She's Carrie, for GS!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
_Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Thai on Clinton has good food! It is right off of houston.
Holy crap who knew you were so close?
Are you in the forum? I should give you my email
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:33pm.
You could make that AND zeppoles.
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Wow... could we wash them down with deep fried Coke and Mars Bars too?
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Whatever you like. I'd love a Zero bar, myself. I've always loved the Zero bar.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Nope,, no no no!!! Sissy Spacek is the genuine love of my kingdom come.. Fishy does not resemble her, I disagree fully into my momma's underwear drawer that ths is not happening.. Take it BACK!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
O shit Lolo we are not too far!
I am going down to LES to have dinner tonight
(Thai)
She looks very plain and ordinary, and sctually she doesn't have wrinkles...there I said something nice. I don't like this fishy...I like Sea Bass!!!
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Fuck it!