Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Clean Fishy
Oh look. It's pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow without any paint on her face. Not bad, not bad. Actually, this is exactly how I prefer my Fishsticks. Greasy, organic and smug. If only I had a small bowl of tartar sauce.
I could also spend my entire afternoon playing "connect the pores" on her face. Endless hours of entertainment.
Fishy showed up to some boring shit at the Hamptons over the weekend. She didn't wear make-up just so she could hear everyone tell her, "OMG Fishy! You look so gorge without make-up." Blah. Blah.
Wait! Is that a glass of wine she's holding? Is that part of her daily diet of grass, wood chips and cloud water? She's in so much trouble if that isn't blueberry dirt juice.
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She looks like Sissy Spacek. Hope someone has a bucket of pig's blood handy.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 4:33pm.
You could make that AND zeppoles.
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Wow... could we wash them down with deep fried Coke and Mars Bars too?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
for a vegetarian, she's awfully bacon greasy looking.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 3:30pm.
If she wiped her face on my skillet could I make fried chicken?
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You could make that AND zeppoles.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 4:30pm.
UES!!!
Use to be the LES... but that rent was STOOPID!
I work in the sixties so its easier this way any way.
*throws dart at picture of MTA chairman*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on July 15, 2008 - 3:28pm.
This is the same face that haunts my dreams! Trying to sell me those damn girl scout cookies- get away from me!!!
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Ya know, my associates and I can take care of that pesky Girl Scout problem for you...
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
she looks pretty good.
"Is that part of her daily diet of grass, wood chips and cloud water? She's in so much trouble if that isn't blueberry dirt juice."
MK has said some funny shit today but that is by far the most creative IMO.
And yes that is the Montage horse smile as well.
barf.
If she wiped her face on my skillet could I make fried chicken?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
PSL: O really?! I love the winter...love the cold weather. I know I am bugging.
& Lolo: where are you? Uptown? midtown *me*? Downtown?
This is the same face that haunts my dreams! Trying to sell me those damn girl scout cookies- get away from me!!!
For some reason I just want to scrub that face with sandpaper and tar-
Submitted by Stoney on July 15, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Thank you Stoney, best news I've heard all day!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well, she pretty much looks the same with or without makeup, I'll give her that.
Still, I'd like to kick her in the chocha.
@ Stoney!
They is gonna storm the castle like Marie Aquanet!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
she always had messed up eyebrows.
Is this a "filler post"? I see no juicy gossip. Just borrri...zzz.
Y'ALL!
The French people are protesting outside Angie's hospital!! They're pissed at the mayor!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/angelina_jolie/x17_xclusive_protests_th...
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
_Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Hey Ive been walking to work in the mornings since it has been cool at that time.
My ass is looking HWAT! Thanks you mutha natcha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Did that whore Heidi Montag borrow her that smug smile?
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All Things Must Pass
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kdraco, I grew up in NY....I remember the summers....and the winters- it is why I moved....lol
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
She actually doesn't look bad. No one can ever look flawless.
PSL: what are you talking about!? it's awesome today - that I've been in my cold office all day!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
PS: the 6th Ave parade was PACKED
(for the All Star Games)
shes a wench and her mom is about as dumb as a bunch of rocks in a box. Bitch damn near smacked her dumb ass noggin on a plate glass door when i saw her.
flippin air head
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Now I see the reason why Chris Martin is always in a pissy mood.
She probably oils up all of his pannies.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
She looks ok but her skin seems to look 'sun damaged'
I think she looks fine. It is so fucking hot and Humid in NY, I don't blame her for not wanting to wear any makeup......it's a daytime party anyway....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Jesus!!
I just ate! you should warn people!