Classy.
Before we go any further, what the fuck is she holding on the cover? A wild turkey, a muff made out of her shaved off ass crack hairs? It's probably a rabid possum considering the theme for this photo shoot. This shit pisses me off! They have an extremely classy outfit and they choose this bitch to model it? A total waste.
There's only two women on the planet that can pull off ripped, assless, jean shorts and that's Shauna Sand and CoCo. Gis Bundchen looks like a twink bottom hustler who regularly works the truck stops. Shauna and CoCo would look like a couple of elegant Jordache Godesses.
Gis told V Magazine that she would only do "ass shots" for Mario Testino, “Only Mario [Testino] could make me take these pictures…. People are going to say my butt is showing too much in these but this is V Magazine! If you’re going to do something like that, you do it for V.” Bitch! We've seen you naked.
I hope the magazine also features an article on how I can make this outfit at home. And the candids of this shoot are way better.
See more pics of Gis looking like a trailer trash hooker at Just Jared.
Images: FWD
Hella nasty daisy dukes.
I don't care who's model she is.
Submitted by Imnotme on July 16, 2008 - 3:31am.
She's not pretty but she's photogenic. Tall+underweight does not always equal beautiful and when the fashion industry finally realizes that, haute couture will reach the masses, but I guess that's exactly what they're trying to avoid.
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They have little interest in "reaching the masses". They'd rather dangle an impossible ideal in front of the public eye, to keep women eternally consuming beauty and fashion products in order to shore up their self-esteem. They make such big bucks by selling the illusion that they have no interest in the reality.
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LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
well at least we now know that Brady is into pre-pubescent boys
should any of them even care anymore about showing their asses on a magazine cover? we aren't even seeing her ass, there's a layer of photoshop airbrushing covering it! there's prolly a 1/4 worth of butt cheek missing as well, even if it's a supermodel, they've got to chop the body down.
Her face just isn't that great looking.
If you're a normal person down with a severe case of horse-face, you're ugly; if you're a supermodel (professional butterface) with a horse face, it makes you "unique".
It might be a woman thing and all, but I think a person's face determines overall beauty. Again, I'd hate to sound shallow, but since modeling *is* a shallow profession, I don't think you have any business being ugly. Sorry.
Ugliest supermodel ever.
That's the way she became the Brady Bundchen!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up
damn!
A "hustler who regularly works the truck stops" is also called a Lot Lizard.
Student Name: Gisele Bundschen Reporting Period: 1981-2008
Hair: B
Skin: A
Face: C
Breasts: F (cheating)
Legs: A
Buttocks: A
Waist: A
Remedial Talent: F
Bulimia and You: D
AP Anorexia: C
Honors Cocaine: A
Port. Lang. Arts: B
Slam Dunk Ability: A
Photoshop: A
Autoshop: F
Personality: D
Overall GPA: 2.5
If she dropped some classes she could definitely raise that average.
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She's on every other billboard in Brazil and in practically every store window from the drugstore to H. Stern. Not necessarily a bad reason to visit.
I think I've seen this pic before....dumpster sluts dot com? maybe
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Her face looks like a dude. Never understood what the big deal about her is, I see better looking women every day.
She's not pretty but she's photogenic. Tall+underweight does not always equal beautiful and when the fashion industry finally realizes that, haute couture will reach the masses, but I guess that's exactly what they're trying to avoid. I'm not wearing runway ensembles while I'm discreetly trying to adjust my tampon string because some overtasked mom and her three kids are holed up in the single stall bathroom at the gas station. I do stick my ass out like that though.
She's got pretty hair and gorgeous legs.
That's it.
Put a Hefty bag over that head, cut out the back so the hair is showing and leave it at that.
Gisele Buttchin
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Fuck it!
Man, all I can say is that she has a man face. Take away the hair and boobs, and you have a man.
OMG! And is that a small peen we see in the last picture? I think Tom Brady is gay after looking at all of this! LOL!
This gives new meaning to being on the rag IMO.
I cannot stand that c$nt, Jiz Bundchen. Reportedly she is a total c$nt to work with.
Like someone else said, model body-average face. I do NOT get the hype. Adriana Lima is more my cup of tea. I'd go gay for her.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 7:19pm
I'm really a sweetheart, til somebody gives me shit. I'm a firm believer in extending courtesy to those who extend courtesy to me. I only go from zero-to-bitch when somebody talks shit. Not just disagree, but talks shit. Besides, with Mrs.Kravitz it's easy to be complimentary, she's super nice to everybody, there's a lot to compliment.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I really don't know if I like her or not.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 15, 2008 - 4:19pm.
If it weren't for posing styles, her boob job and photo shop this bitch wouldn't have any curves at all...
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And this exactly who clothes are designed for. Women with no curves.
T'aint right, I tell you.
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Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
Every picture I see of Giz modeling, she is sticking her ass out like an alley cat in heat. Why? Because beyond that pose and photo-shop, bitch don't have ass.
I agree she is over-rated, but I find her beautiful. However, another thing this ho don't have is a waist-line...nada, zip, zero. If it weren't for posing styles, her boob job and photo shop this bitch wouldn't have any curves at all...She is really FAR more androgynous than Kate Moss ever was...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
wow Kizzy! Dis you drink some "compliment juice" about an hour ago? You are full of them now! hehee..
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Stop! You're embarassing me!
Tell me more.
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 7:01pm.
You're a lot smarter and nicer. You can always buy what she has, she can never buy what you have.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I have not heard of this magazine either, they have yet to be featured on my page of magazine stamps for Publishers Clearing House at a dramatic discount.
I still ♥ Christy Turlington and Male Super Model Mark Vanderloo.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Afternoon, doll.
Yeah, I happen to be L=O=N=G from my crotch to my waist, so, consequently the legs are a little, um, short. They're long enough to reach the ground, but you know what I mean. I have to hem EVERY pair of pants I buy. GRRRRR
I console myself by telling myself GB is a total genetic freak.
As if that helps.
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Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
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Hi MrsK!
Yeah, the legs alone on this woman, are unfair to the "regular woman" population!
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Submitted by lea8199 on July 15, 2008 - 3:52pm.
who the fuck is V magazine??
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V is short for va-jay-jay
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
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Submitted by Narrator on July 15, 2008 - 3:09pm.
You all can b*tch as much as you like, I'd kill for her ass and legs...
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HA! Me, too!
*Taking a ticket and getting in line*
[deja vu deja vu deja vu]
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
who the fuck is V magazine??
am i missing something?
is her crotch what I see on the last thumbnail?
When I was little I used to think Kate Moss was cute. No punchline; that's it.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 12:29am
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Excellent point, barrel ring for sure.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Assless jeans!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 12:29am.
Just a pin? She'll break out of that shit! We need those steel hoop things they put around barrels or something!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 12:12am
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Gladly!! Then we can stuff her into a baggy hoodie backwards, and pin some string from the hood to the back so it stays up permanently.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I don't find the idea of being 6 feet tall very appealing, long legs be damned.
Aside from that, Giselle is naturally lovely. She's sort of over-saturated the market, though, a la Kate Moss.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 12:12am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 5:54pm.
WORD. ITA. I'd pay to see that.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
I saw a homeless male prostitute wearing that same outfit. Gisele needs a shopping cart filled with bottles and cans to round out the look. Maybe also carry a sign that says "Emily Dickenson is My Future"
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
This is the third time you've made my laugh obnoxiously loud today. That's a record.
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Sara M.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Oh yeah!! I think I know the one you're talking about: "Every Ho Must Do Porn"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The only thing that might be fug about GB, would be her personality....
Okay, maybe her nose too.... but the rest of that body more than makes up for it. I like petite/lean woman, but in this case I'll excuse the boob-job.....
She looks like she should be in an old Poison video.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 5:54pm.
WORD. ITA. I'd pay to see that.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Her ass?!!? What about her cooch?
She's hot and slutty, just the way I likes'em.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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You all can b*tch as much as you like, I'd kill for her ass and legs...
lol Nova I love her hair most of the time. It's not exciting, but it's sort of flowy and nice without being overdone. I'd kill for her legs too. It's not ALL bad.
And I've NEVER gotten the appeal of Kate Moss or that whole heroin chic thing. fug!!!
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