Alicia Douvall Won't Stop Effing With Her Titties
Alicia Douvall, the welfare-version of Jordan (and that's saying A LOT), recently put her titties under the knife for the 14th fucking time! Tittay abuse! Alicia's doctors told her to stop tinkering with her Ziploc sacks, but she can't stop.
The "glamour" model told The Sun, "I know it will kill me. But I'd rather die trying to sort things out. My last boob job was a disaster. One of the implants left my chest really lumpy, so I needed to sort it out." Methinks the implant was lumpy, because it was trying to escape from this skank's body!
Alicia needs to stop this shit. Her titties have been through enough. Alicia needs to spend her time finding a cure for cancer or learning how to tie a cherry stem with her twatty. Anything, but putting her boobs through more trauma. Those sad chest rocks need to be put on the Witness Protection Program.
Alicia is also the tramp who recently said her 12-year-old daughter wants a tit job. Alicia was spotted taking her daughter to the plastic surgeon's office last month. Alicia doesn't need another boob job, but she does need a lobotomy.
Death or boobs and she chooses death? Fuck her.
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Who is this transvestite, and why is he wearing a Playboy necklace?
She has to have inflated fun bags to detract from her butt-ugly face!!!!!!!
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She's as ugly this morning as she was yesterday. Next.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 1:42am.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 3:14am.
Is it possible to have just one Brangelina-free thread?
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Just so you know, that was part of my point.
I was trying to look at this woman's NIPPLES of all things when outta nowhere pops Brangelina. It's actually starting to piss me off and that doesn't happen very often.
ONT: Manly manly manly manly manmanman - not even boobies can fix that in this day and age.
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I am surprised that she has any skin left from all of the stretching and pulling.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I'm confused on what her idea of pretty is.
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 3:14am.
Is it possible to have just one Brangelina-free thread?
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She's that Arquette brother who turned into a woman, right?
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14 times?!
That makes MY boobs hurt just thinking about it!
What. the. holyfuck. is that THING under her skin in the valley of her cleavage ("yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cleavage...")? Seriously, what IS it? It looks like a tube of lipstick or something.
Bitch's titties are fucked up and so is her judgement. I vote for icepick lobotomy for this ho.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
What else can you expect from a poor, misguided 12-year old girl whose own mother's every action tells her: "you are not good enough. You need fake tits, ass, hair, tan, and teeth to be valued, special or loved in this world."
Fucking shameful parenting. When you think about it, is a 12-year old even developed in the first place??? Isn't it unethical to perform a boob-job on someone who isn't done growing????
WTF???!!
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 9:17pm.
@ Leatherette:
I know, right?
I think we may yet find our salvation.
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srsly! -- UUUGHDHDHDEEEWWWW! stained mattress tittay whoore won't leave brain -- bye!
... when I imagine this dumb cooze with a mattress strapped to her back, it's with a big STAIN in the middle of it ... yes, just grossed myself out of this thread -- mission accomplished, people!
@ Leatherette:
I know, right?
I think we may yet find our salvation.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 15, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 15, 2008 - 8:24pm.
Why doesn't she just walk around with a mattress strapped to her back?
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LMAO!! I can't stop laughing thinking of her lugging around a mattress on her back.
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LOL! I missed that the first time. It suits her.
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13/07/2008 15:41:05
Re:Angelina's Given Birth: How Is She Going To Manage With 5???
Angelina has always wanted fame. After doing everything to get it and failing, having an affair with Brad Pitt finally got her as famous as she wanted to be. Having all these kids is very selfish. Of course she loves them, they bring her fame and that is what she wants. She said she would never have biological kids, suddenly she can't have enough, me thinks it is a devil's bargain with Mr Pitt, she agreed to have for him kids as long as they have this arrangemnt. Clearly they don't love each other, they are two people using each other. Sadly when all this is over, those kids will suffer. If she was with Billy Bob no one would care if she hasd triplets.
Angelina builds all this hype around herself. Now she is having kids to suppliment her income in magazine exclusives, then she says she gives the moneyt to charity, well that is still PR for her. She has no intentions of giving up work lest people forget her. These kids will suffer in the end.
They are hypocrities talking about the environment and prancing around in private jets. Brad was flying to see her in hospital daily in a private jet. She has houses all over the globe she doesn't even live in. this after visiting refugee camps and seeing people who have only torn tents for houses.
They give £250k and announce when their movies are coming out. I am just tired of them.
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MORE gold hahaaaaa! OK, jumping off the off-topic train now ;D
I don't think anyone should jump to conclusions. Sure, she's had a lot of boob jobs but maybe she's just afraid of water and wants some permanent reassurance that she'll float, or maybe she has a fear of air bags, or maybe she's a useless tramp without any potential and needs supersized implants to detract from a face that I could create out of playdoh. What's really important is that her hands have more spots than a freshly washed glass from my dishwasher when I run out of jet dry. I noticed that because I wasn't looking at her tits, LIKE SOME PEOPLE. :P
FROM ANGEL-I'S LINK:
13/07/2008 11:43:22
Re:Angelina's Given Birth: How Is She Going To Manage With 5???
How is she going to do it?Two words..hired help.
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MAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Thanks, A-I!
you know Trangie's game is UP when even shop rack rag readers aren't buying it.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 15, 2008 - 8:24pm.
Why doesn't she just walk around with a mattress strapped to her back?
hell, it might even her out
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 15, 2008 - 8:24pm.
Why doesn't she just walk around with a mattress strapped to her back?
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LMAO!! I can't stop laughing thinking of her lugging around a mattress on her back.
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Strangely, while trying to see this woman's nips I stumbled on the best Brangelina thread ever. It's the best ever if you read only the first page. It's still not too bad after that, but if it was one page long it would be perfect:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/discussions/posts/list/Angelina~39~s_Given_Birth...
ONT: Yuck. Give it up, bimbo - time's up.
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MAYBE SHE IS GOING FOR THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS ON MOST IMPLANTS IN ONE TIT.
Submitted by Pernicious on July 15, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Anyone who admits to fucking Calum Best, P Diddy and Mick Hucknall is clearly not well in the head - or the pussy, for that matter.
Seriously... Ewww...
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eeewwww for real -- that's the crab trifecta. And LOVE Mick Hucknall's voice but every other item I've read about him (and it's not much) spells major cokewhore hound. But the other 2 crab farms can suck a toxic titty and die, talentless mouth breathers.
was all 'meh' until the 12 year-old daughter part -- old whore is shopping for fun bags for a minor??? Isn't that child abuse over there? Can't someone call CPS or whatever it's called in the UK?
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 15, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 15, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Are you a guy? How do you know they all feel terrible?
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Ooooh, somebody got busted for being a fake titay wrangler...
Oh, I keed, I keed, but how do you know what arti-funbags feel like??? Jeust a question, ma dear....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why doesn't she just walk around with a mattress strapped to her back?
She's pretty hideous looking. Model? For what? Blind people?
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 15, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Are you a guy? How do you know they all feel terrible?
I don't have them, don't need them. I'm happy with my 34C's.
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Dick happens! - MK
They need to stop working on her funbags and do something about that mug.
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Who are these surgeons operating on this neurotic ho, and why haven't their licenses been revoked?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She has mental issues and plenty of visible scars, lines and other self-induced blemishes that make her look like she's been in a knife fight. Shiv to the titties!
Man, that bitch is one ugly bitch. I feel sorry for her daughter.
Chavtastic.
Anyone who admits to fucking Calum Best, P Diddy and Mick Hucknall is clearly not well in the head - or the pussy, for that matter.
Seriously... Ewww...
Submitted by Fluff on July 16, 2008 - 7:39am.
Bitch is braindead, why is she allowed to keep her child?
Also, it should be illegal to operate on someone who obviously has a plastic surgery addiction.
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It is, kinda. Doctors are supposed to know and practice a little thing called ETHICS.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Bitch is braindead, why is she allowed to keep her child?
Also, it should be illegal to operate on someone who obviously has a plastic surgery addiction.
If I still had my little toy army men I would land tanks on one of her boobs and plant an American flag on top of the other.
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Now slightly off topic... I know some of you ladies got breast implants and all, and though I respect it, I just don't get it.
I know I'm a bit extreme - I think one should only go to an operation table if shot or sick - but I just think implants, no matter the size, all feel TERRIBLE!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
damn she looks so American, she had me fooled
Seriously, the state should just step it up and sterilize bitches like her. Just think about how many horrible things mankind had to endure because of stupid people being shitty parents.
I mean, why the fuck do we pay taxes, anyway?!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
This Beast spent all this money on plastic surgery yet has the most busted ass weave. Trina on Pico Boulevard does a better weave than any of the hairtastrophies you see in Hollywood, and I'm sure I don't pay even a third of what they do. I guess their brains are in their chest.
Bye PSL...:D Have a great rest of your day over here on the Cali side. *winks*
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
She is a dumb ass bitch....Seriously...did she think about letting her implants actually have time to heal and settle correctly? PLUS..these dumb bitches get these awful implants that are bigger than their damn head...put on the outside of the muscle so that they eventually will end up shifting and looking crooked. DUMB. Especially if she keeps going in and having her boobs cut open time and time again...they will NEVER be right you idiot. Do the exercises the doctor tells you to do so that they will heal proper. *sigh*....I'm done ranting...lol. ok...maybe not. ;P
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I think she should be more concerned with that busted face she has.
Council house trash!
alright guys, I leave you with this freak of Plastic....see you later!
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I was just called a *webwhore*....methinks this is a good thing?!
O/T...Lady your boobs are bigger than your IQ.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
fuck the tits, get those fried dead ends of your hair cut. eeech. looks like mice have been chewing on her weave.
@ Fucking_Classy:
Ditto.
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