Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Not This Troll Too!
The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.
The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the "Lollipop Guild." I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton's "Stars are Blind" sounds like Bob Marley, it's time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hayden's vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can't listen it, but consider that a sign.
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Are you fucking serious? People bow down to someone in here who comes in and says they don't like what they read and they're leaving?? I don't regret stirring the pot at JJ. I had a fucking blast, and I am NOT apologizing for that.
I thought you Dlisted hawt sluuuuuuts had more of a backbone than go into a tizzy of apologies if someone didn't like what they read.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Good morning, bitchez, sluuuutz 'n' hoorz.
(did I miss anyone?)
OnT: ITA whoever shit this ho can't act let alone sing.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Is it me, or does she look as if she has two rows of teeth in the top of her mouth?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Since when the fuck could she act, nevermind sing!
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Can't stand this bitch.
I just want to step on her and squish her with my new sneakers.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
When this bitch played little Lizzie Spaulding on The Guiding Light I was totally convinced she was the little sister of Jonathan Taylor-Thomas. She looked so much like him she could have been his minnie me, it was scary.
Submitted by Little miss on July 16, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Haiden is still a riddle to me. How can a person with such unfortunate looks, such unproportional body, such vacant personality and such average acting skills become so big in Hollyweird?
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You're kidding, right? Have you checked the average talent level in Hollywood recently?
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Haiden is still a riddle to me. How can a person with such unfortunate looks, such unproportional body, such vacant personality and such average acting skills become so big in Hollyweird?
Does her parents have good connections or Haiden is just brilliant at her lollypop sucking skills?
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
I can't even listen to the whole song.
Fuck that was bad. I mean really REALLY bad!!!
Parasite is fucking Kiri te Kanawa compared to that bitch.
Almost (I said ALMOST!) so bad its good.
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Wyle E Coyote
*SuperGenius*
Why does she look like a 45 year old soap opera actress from the 80's?
I have no words to describe how shit this "song" is!
No tune, banal lyrics, WHY OH WHY do these whores record crap like this? DO they honestly think it's good?
Please indesructable cheerleader, stop now. Go back to riding Milo's dong.
I hope Hayden has the good sense to be fatally embarrassed by her god awful "singing".
I was gonna say give this skank a chance, but I listened to 15 seconds and thought better of that recommendation.
And then I was going to say that she probably fucked Ryan Seacrest for airplay, but we all know he's not swinging that way, no matter how relatively fresh her poontang is.
www.myspace.com/triston
She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 16, 2008 - 3:29am.
gotta love drive by BJ's!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
*peeps in*
Drive by. Hugs and BJs for all
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 2:32am.
and remember... dead or not, take pleasure in the flush!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
I did hold it out, and the water slopped disgustingly around. Luckily I made it to the bathroom without further incident.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 2:06am.
funny, my cats just lay on their asses and meow.. slackers!... and i think i've just found where my managerial skills went in the shitter
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
My dog is a hunter of mice. Now if he could just catch cockroaches as well he'd be perfect.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 2:03am.
did ya hold the dish out as far as humanly possible?... that's what i would've done!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 7:57am.
Yeah, I just flushed it. It was fun having to carry the water dish to the bathroom and seeing a giant roach at only arm's length, not being entirely sure if it were alive. Fortunately it wasn't.
I see this as progress. They used to just play with the roaches. Now at least they are hunting and killing them.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Migraineuse,
Mine brought me a 3 foot garden snake once which scared the bejeebus out of me. Found it in the kitchen and it was more than a little pissed off.
On the other hand, my doggie boy brought me home an 8lb bone in still warm ham, wrapped in aluminum foil. Made a great pot of beans out of that.
He still cannot catch a duck however.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
you can't even type the word dick on JJ without **** then everyone thinking you called someone a cunt. It's hilarious.
I fink J of JJ might be a scientologist...
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 1:45am.
*shudder* i hate cockroaches!.. i got a phobia type of thing goin' on with 'em... so once again... *shudder*
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
They think we're all the same person? They really must be deluded. As for JJ, J is making money outta those loony fuckwits. Keep up the good work JJ...it keeps them the hell outta here.
In completely unrelated news, I just woke up this morning to find a giant black cockroach floating in my cat's water dish. I actually think one of the cats must have hunted it down and dropped it in the dish, because that's where they keep their trophies. I'm just about to go flush it down the toilet.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 1:39am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 1:21am
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They do some serious censorship over there.
I'm gonna hit the hay. Thanks for the laughs, doll. Take care.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 1:21am.
ROFL They just said they were the "Kinder, gentler blog" BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA talking about my mom should've partial birth aborted me is both kind and gentle. ROFL
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Ack! Sorry - I was over there!
OMG I THINK the moderators just cockblocked me. I said something about wasting money and someone came on with a news article about how movie making is helping to save Louisiana. Sneaky fuckers. It's mind control, I tell ya.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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ROFL They just said they were the "Kinder, gentler blog" BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA talking about my mom should've partial birth aborted me is both kind and gentle. ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 1:11am
OMG did you see where someone said news outlets go to JJ to steal ideas? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ah...LOL...me too. They are really so empty. Now they wanna vote them "model" parents. I, for one, would like to see them do some parenting first.
ONT (sorta) I like how this title with Trolls in it inspired a JJ attack. I love how they sound so silly and so proud all at the same time. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 1:07am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 1:03am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 12:56am
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I'm still here, laughing at the JJs losing their minds.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 1:03am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 12:56am
Yeah, they're trying to crack, but they're lame. Plus they think we're all the same person, PMSL
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are you guys here? prolly not...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 12:56am
Yeah, they're trying to crack, but they're lame. Plus they think we're all the same person, PMSL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 16, 2008 - 12:37am
ROFL Gotta get legs back in the air
Nighty night, doll, take care. ♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 16, 2008 - 12:54am.
Goodnight, you hwat sluuuttt!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Nighty night M.E. Take care!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I posted on JJ a few times, but I was gang raped for being such a hater.
All the lunacy has given me a headache, I'm going to bed. G'nite you hot ass bitches! I'll never trade you! Never!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I just popped back in for a quick hit - without reading all the posts, are we upsetting the loonies and no-lobes are we?
Fuck eh?
Neat.
Ok, nighty beyotches.
Not sure when I'll log on again. I'm training. so I'm busy. Will pop in when I can I *heart all ya'all!
Kizzy, I don't hit the bong. The bong does me wrong. Way wrong, hence only the alkie.
WTFFFF????? The new ano is PSL???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Ok whore, myspace my ass with the 411 manana, cuz my drunkered ass wont remember sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyite tonight,.
Anor - you effen whore. STFU. You don't know me!!
*ashamed, embarassed face*
I don't drink!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! ComingBack! Yay!
Ok - i still got shit to do, it's true.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
ok, ok...you like sushi...hehee
that's it- I've been up since 5:30AM....I can't keep my eyes open any longer....see you all tomorrow.....I'll be back as "myself", PSL.
(these balls hurt, and I need to get my legs back up in the air.....)
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
FU
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 12:33am.
Nighty night, doll, take care.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥