Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Not This Troll Too!
The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.
The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the "Lollipop Guild." I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton's "Stars are Blind" sounds like Bob Marley, it's time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hayden's vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can't listen it, but consider that a sign.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 11:52pm.
yes that fucking site crashes my browser. The mods must be going crazy with all the fun. That Jill idiot is priceless.
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I don't know how they haven't thrown their computers out the window yet...
Thanks for giving me the idea for the proxy TV. I am now on the JJ site as President Ted C.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 11:48pm.
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Yeah - the whole back end.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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yes that fucking site crashes my browser. The mods must be going crazy with all the fun. That Jill idiot is priceless.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 11:48pm.
Does anyone else find it hard to operate those pages? It's driving me crazy!
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Are you getting it where 45 comments disappear at any given time?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Does anyone else find it hard to operate those pages? It's driving me crazy!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Nicely done godbless. That last one was a gooder.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Kizzy, get your sword out. We've been instructed to commit suicide.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:39pm
That's what I'm screamin'. They talk about what a frenzy h8ters are in over 2 innocent little babies, and then come out with partial-birth abortions. ROFLMMFAO
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HAhaahahahahah oh my God this is WAY more fun than I thought it was going to be. Apparently now we're stalkers just because we're THERE.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
I am lame. I went back and looked it up. ImpVix is Jesus...lol.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:39pm
That's what I'm screamin'. They talk about what a frenzy h8ters are in over 2 innocent little babies, and then come out with partial-birth abortions. ROFLMMFAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Kizzy-
ImpVixen
I think so, damn I can't remember who it was when they outed themselves Sunday. ***glances at bong** No, I'm sure that has nothing to do with my short-term memory loss.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hahahahahah oh my God these people love to talk about how we should all have been aborted or swallowed. That seems a bit wrong, doesn't it, coming from the people who love rainbows and butterflies and all things beautiful and magical?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Jill @ 07/15/2008 at 11:38 pm mossquito @ 07/15/2008 at 11:22 pm
Your mother should have sued her doctor for botching her partial-birth abortion and hatching you instead.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 15, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Had to wipe first, they melt to the screen.
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I almost want to tape pictures of AJ onto toilet paper squares now hearing you had to wipe leaving no chocolate nuggets for the JJers.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Kizzy-
ImpVixen??????? lololol. I have been giving you credit for days...
AF,
The patented Sheeps move is the nose to the screen so that we can see stuff...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
what can I say Deb? I am a sucker for men with gored, exposed balls......hehee
Hi Kizzy! I know, it is hard to recognize me without my legs in the air!
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Had to wipe first, they melt to the screen.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Apparently they think we're all some hot slut named Sambo. I dont know who that bitch is but she rocks.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Hey Deb! Why the "Sheeps move"?
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 15, 2008 - 11:25pm.
****MWAH Sorry, didn't recognize you, doll. We're also.....NONFANS. Oh, the horrors.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
AF,
I see your balls are still exposed!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 15, 2008 - 11:29pm.
I always post like that, that way I can slap my ass up against the monitor and they can kiss it.
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Please tell me you leave Cling-On's just for them...
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
I'm glad you are all having fun, I am hot, and bored!
ooh, there was a breeze- it is gorgeous out, but still hot in the house.......jesus, I want a bong hit......:(
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
TV!
Stop doing that. You know I have to lean into the screen to see what everyone is typing! I call it the "Sheeps Move"
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:26pm
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I'm not JesusWearsTennisShoes. I'd love to take that credit cuz that hwat sluuut is fucking brilliant, but I can't. I am the tiny mossquito. (yes, I know it's only 1 s)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Hahahahaha, apparently I don't have clothes and I'm nekkie.
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I always post like that, that way I can slap my ass up against the monitor and they can kiss it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:26pm
ROFL I think she's got it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy you have to open up your spam folder so that when they email you you can click on the link. I had to change my name to get it thru the second time.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 15, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Hi ! Hadn't seen your comment, my bad!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hahahahaha, apparently I don't have clothes and I'm nekkie.
AWESOME.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Kizzy did LCT catch on yet? She has been asking about Jesus in Tennies...gave her a hint only.
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I GET IT! TIZZY! It's like I invented the lightbulb just now. Feel fucking brilliant.
Yeah, not so much, but thanks for the hints Deb :P
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Ooops! Thanks tonicbitch:) (LOL that doesn't sound right.)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Damn those losers are thick!! Either I'm too subtle (snicker) or they are just too stupid. Perhaps I wasn't nasty enough. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Which one are you??
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Kizzy did LCT catch on yet? She has been asking about Jesus in Tennies...gave her a hint only.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I could go through all that proxy server stuff, but the JJers are just not worth the effort. If they can't appreciate beauty and grace they can go pound salt.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Tv? hello? It's me, PSL! No acknowledgement? It's not MY fault I can use my laptop here!
We are all racists here at DListed.....and we are not intelligent enough to have a conversation....at least that is what the JJers think....
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:21pm
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You gotz to do it, my forum request hasn't been approved yet. reckon I'll have to email and ask.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Aw MAN! How comes MK din't get THEM Aubrey pics! SO elegant!
What thread what thread what thread what thread?!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Damn those losers are thick!! Either I'm too subtle (snicker) or they are just too stupid. Perhaps I wasn't nasty enough. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
angel-i if you click on the Angelina Jolie link on the right side of the page (by most popular searches) it's the very first brad post.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
This is too fucking funny. What a bunch of morons.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Mr. President on July 15, 2008 - 11:21pm.
Need lessons on how to use a proxy?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:21pm.
I did notice that, and it's hilarious they were talking about the same person having the same writing style, when the posts are so vastly different from each other, Helen Keller could tell it.
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I think the Helen Keller poem a la Lolo needs to become a part of JJ.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
*sigh* I guess I gotta go cuttabeech now.
What thread are you guys on?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Yeah Deb, that was hilarious. I wonder how many times he got an email calling him Mr. President. HAHA.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:14pm
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I did notice that, and it's hilarious they were talking about the same person having the same writing style, when the posts are so vastly different from each other, Helen Keller could tell it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Those hypocrites decry the negativity of Dlisters but they are trashing my beloved Aubrey O'Day on Jared's post about her. I have been banned from JJ and can't even defend her. FUCK THEM!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
They thought Mr. President is Ted C at E! I would've killed to have seen his inbox Monday morning...lol. GeesOPetes.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Hahahaha TV, her merit badge in fellatio........I hope there isn't one for anal.
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"