She Works Hard For The Money
Baby Honor should give herself an extra drool on the chin for a job well done! She worked hard for that $1.5 million from OK! Magazine! And when I say "hard for the money," I mean she probably slept and pooped the whole time.
A half-smiling MiserAlba and her "dream baby" are on this week's cover and it looks like Baby Honor is going to be spending a few hours of the day at Sunset Tan. Before MiserAlba popped she told Latina Magazine, "I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please!" Baby Honor, it's time to hit those tanning beds!
I nearly spit out my Sanka with Cremora when I read this quote from MiserAlba about giving birth, "The labor was more like meditation. I didn't scream. It was really Zen." GimmeCash Warren said he was surprised at how quiet she was. Yeah, because she too busy gritting her teeth and quietly planning the violent deaths of everyone in the room.
They both think Baby Honor looks just like Cash. He said, "I want her to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica, I'd kill myself!" Can everybody please call up Cash and scream, "She looks just like MiserAlba!"
She looks like a normal baby to me. Well, a baby who is $1.5 million richer!
MiserAlba's eyes on the cover are saying to me, "UGH! I'm only doing this for the stupid ass money, so fugly ass Cash can waste more of our dumb money on his bunk ass business!"
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Submitted by Snoogle on July 16, 2008 - 8:44am.
Parson me but I must have had my head up my ass, when did Matthew's baby momma pop? What is the name the poor thing got straddled with?
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LOL! Isn't that the kid named Levi?
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LOL you a hot ass mess!! :-D
The baby is adorable though. And she really does look like her father... ok scratch that... the baby looks like Ricky Martin.. odd
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Submitted by Snoogle on July 16, 2008 - 8:44am.
Well, it's understandable, what with the Second Coming and all. Levi Alves McC
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:43am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:34am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:28am.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I took Spanish, I didn't know that!!!
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Hey. Maybe YOU should teach Miseralba's kid Spanish. If she couldn't learn 3 or 4 words for a movie (or by now, in general) then she's gonna be in trouble.
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Parson me but I must have had my head up my ass, when did Matthew's baby momma pop? What is the name the poor thing got straddled with?
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:34am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:28am.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I took Spanish, I didn't know that!!! They didn't either, they only know AngieJo faux-French.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That baby is a few shades up from brown. I'd call it flax. Poor Miseralba. At least she can teach the kid Spanish.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
It's a shame Matthew's baby boy was born with a receding hairline. Mom must have gone post-dates.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:34am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:28am.
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Oh damn. Guess you have to do penance then. Say 5 Our Fathers and drink 5 Bloody Marys. I'd say get on your knees for as long as Angelina has been on hers, but you'd be kneeling the rest of your life.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Fuck this bullshit of selling out your baby and your story to the highest bidder.
These celebutards should be ashamed of themselves.
Labor being Zen? Yeah if Zen is squeezing a watermelon out of your zipper.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Texndoc- ROFLCOPTER
I was thinking the same thing
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:28am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:26am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:25am
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LOL Good night, doll, so how was today? ROFL
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LOL! O my day's just starting too. But I din't say goodnight last night. JJ made me stomp off in a huff. And the outed me! They changed my pseudonym back. They got some scary Illuminati shit going on over there.
edited to add: maybe they figured out that four toi means fuck you in french:)
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Zen my ass, that bitch was squealing like a wildebeest, Cashed was shocked, she never shrieked like that in bed, he didn't know she could hit those octaves.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 16, 2008 - 7:30am.
"My Plan To Lose The Weight"?
More like "My Plan To Try And Reclaim The Body That Was The Only Thing Keeping Me Relevant In Hollywood".
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LMFAO!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on July 16, 2008 - 7:33am.
She is filled with such love and joy...
"Eye-Roll from Hell"
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But is she "over the moon"? That's the sign of a REALLY good mom.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
She is filled with such love and joy...
"Eye-Roll from Hell"
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by TexnDoc on July 16, 2008 - 8:29am
Shocking they'd favor their genetic donors, isn't it?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"My Plan To Lose The Weight"?
More like "My Plan To Try And Reclaim The Body That Was The Only Thing Keeping Me Relevant In Hollywood".
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Brad and Angelina's Beautiful Twins look just like their parents if the cover is correct. And damned if Matthew's baby boy doesn't look just like dad.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:26am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:25am
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LOL Good night, doll, so how was today? ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Cute baby. MiserALBA's "smile" was photoshopped in there.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:25am.
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Goodnight, Kizzy! And Good Morning! ;p
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She looks just like Casshole.
"Why I'll be A Strict Mother".
HAHA, bitch will probably make the baby escape if she doesn't bring in minimum wage by the time she's 3.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 8:21am.
I love how, in every celebrity-having-a-baby story, they always have an outline of how the celebrity plans to lose the weight.
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Gotta keep us busy. Wouldn't want us getting bored with being happy with ourselves and picking up a NY Post now and then just to see what's happening.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Uh, that baby doesn't look brown to me, it looks lighter than she is, it's not even olive-toned. Talk about whoring out your baby as a PR stunt!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Pretty little thing....and no, I don't mean Cashcow.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I love how, in every celebrity-having-a-baby story, they always have an outline of how the celebrity plans to lose the weight.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Damn. Did every babymaker in Hollywood open up and shoot out crotch fruit this month? That has to be a sign of the apocolypse.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!