Girlfriend, Please

Gay Al gave several interviews and uploaded them to his YouTube channel, SexyWetAzz4U. No, his YouTube channel is called AlReynoldsChannel. BORING.

This shit is almost as gay as Tommy Girl's Scientology butt-fuck video. Almost.

Gay Al said he did his own interviews, because he wanted to set the record STRAIGHT (laugh 1) and didn't want to trash Star (laugh 2).

In one video, homegirl proclaims, "I am not a homosexual." (laugh 3) No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure.

I mean, this bitch has busted gay face and busted gay voice! He's looking at the interviewer like she's a 10-inch cock. That's probably the only way he could get through this shit. And you know when he said, "I am not a homosexual," his butt clit started tingling.

He used the Clay Gayken excuse as to why people might think he loves it in the ass. He said people think this shit because he's well-dressed, takes care of himself and is from the South. We get it. Gay Al is not gay (laugh 4).

Gay Al is also not "dating any WOMEN." I'm leaving that one alone. But he still loves Star Jones, "I still very much love her. I do. I can't lie to you." No, he still loves her shoe collection. Girlfriend, go down to Baker's and have yourself a shopping spree. You deserve it.

He went on to say that he needs to work on himself before he starts dating, "I feel like I've still got a little bit of healing to do." Gay Al just needs to pack his yes-yes-hole with a little ice and add a dab of Prep H. That shit will heal in no time.

Click here to watch all of Gay Al's videos. There's a lot of shit there that I haven't covered. Just bring a tube of lube with you.

I haven't laughed like this in minutes! I kept waiting for Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me" to start playing and for Gay Al to start booty dancing in some gold lame coochie cutters.

P.S. - I think the interviewer was made in a factory.

Submitted by meadowgirl on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 12:56am.

ahahahahahaaa you said coochie cutters. ahahahaha! i need to call my sister now for this shit...coochie cutters. i haven't heard that shit since i moved away from SF, CA, bitch!

Submitted by gee_gee on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 7:41pm.

If Al Reynolds is not a homosexual it's a damn shame because he is wasting all that gayness. Did you notice how white and fake his teeth look? I believe they are a false front that swings open on a hinge so he can more easily perform fellatio. Just a theory I'm working on.

Submitted by Drew on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:28pm.

Funniest. Interview. This Year.

I love how Al starts twitching after she asks him "Are you a flaming cocksucker?"

BONUS: If somebody says they "are not, BUT..." during a statment, they ARE!

Gay Al = "I am not a homosexual, BUT..."

But what? Butt fuck? Butt plug? WHAT?

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:05pm.

Sorry, Al. My gaydar went crazy. I had to put it on a leash.

I feel sorry for him. Just a little bit.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:01pm.

P.S. That ain't no butt clit, that's a rhoid:P

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 5:59pm.

Al seems like the type that would totally relish the gay. I mean Jesus, he wears white shorts with argyle socks for crissakes. Why is he in such denial?? Is he planning on running for office someday or what?!

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Submitted by Margo on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 5:57pm.

I'm so tired of the down-low bruthas I could just scream. Stop playing us, dammit. Signed, Black Woman

Submitted by gucci on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 4:05pm.

why does he look as though he's doing everything he can to convince himself and ther world he's not gay? he just has that look....

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Submitted by kitty1 on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 3:46pm.

MK, you are insane! I love you

Submitted by weenielover on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 1:29pm.

what is that boil on his right cheek? yuk

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 1:04pm.

tee hee hee

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No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure. - MK

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 12:24pm.

In that photo he looks like he's debating whether or not you'll walk out if he doesn't swallow it right now.

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Submitted by Alx on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 11:43am.

MK...I live for your daily comments! Your sharp wit is genius. You keep this Ho laughing every morning.

Submitted by ERLENE on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 11:14am.

Didn't Gay Al get caught in compromising positions with other gay men? arent' there pics???

Submitted by Devore on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 11:09am.

how can he not be gay???????????????????????????????

Submitted by ladyd on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 10:51am.

The gay clincher was when he described all the long, girly latenight chats over the phone he had in the beginning with the lovely Star. "Justh liike high school!!"

Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 10:41am.

Mk....I am laughing so much I couldn't get past the '3rd' laugh....

Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 10:41am.

Big Gay Al needs to embrace his inner gayelle already.

I saw his profile recently on lonely, dumped, closeted gays. He's looking for love in all the wrong places. www.tommygirldungeonbitch.com

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 16, 2008 - 9:19am.

Please let me know how you are able to use that in context. It seems like a real mouthful when asshat could work just as easily. It does make me want to retch though... THANK GOD no pictures popped up!

Submitted by Cindyloo on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 10:33am.

I saw that crap on TV last night. I immediately thought of MK and what he would be writing.

I'm guessing, Al wanted, needed some more publicity.

Submitted by justice on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 10:20am.

"He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure"

I am ready to die now... quite simply.

Sorry Al.. he is just a little too fruity to just be a well-dressed straight dude... too much TEEF when talking too. Doesn't make you gay but.. it's fucking annoying as hell.

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by Pernicious on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:56am.

MK, don't you know anything. Black men like Gay Al aren't gay - they're on The Down Low; i.e. black men who like to have sex with other men who like to have sex with other men who aren't gay.

Yeah, not even Oprah bought that shit...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:54am.

Usually if you have to claim that you're not a homosexual, you are one.
Take Tommygirl for instance,...please.

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Submitted by Amberino on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:48am.

You are too hilarious. Thanks for making my morning!

Submitted by txeggplant on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:40am.

I couldn't even get past the first question *rolls eyes*

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:22am.

Butt Clit?!?! bwahahahaha MK!

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Submitted by RJII on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:21am.

this guy is a tall glass of iced-tea w/ extra sugar.

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Submitted by TxGal on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:20am.

MK, couldn't stop laughing with your comments.

If Gay Al isn't gay than I am not a virgin LOL.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:19am.

Gonnaburn, this is what happens:

http://www.google.com/search?q=butt+clit&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-...

I'm gonna start using the phrase "butt-squirting clit lord" in my daily conversations now.

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:11am.

yeah...i just can't watch...

on the other hand, "freak like me" was the jam back in the day...
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:11am.

"I still love Star" = "I miss her money"

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Pre-suck my genital situation!

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:04am.

So very pink triangle, rainbow flag carrying in pride day parade Gay.

Who you think you fooling Al?

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:03am.

If I Google Butt Clit, will stuff seriously come up? Just in case, I am NOT going to do it!

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:02am.

So I totally watched the Tom Cruise video. FFFUUUUCCCCKK! I woudl read the Tommy Girl posts and chuckle but never thought he was that bad. Never mind that! He was deranged. It can't be described any other way. O.M.G.

Submitted by Znox on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 9:00am.

bicht starts every sentence with a just shit myself face to a bob marleys sun is shining joint!
I believe him also that he is not gay.. i mean, he's Batman.. At daylight a "normal dude" and at night this dude turns BUTTMAN!