Knox Or Rex?
As you know, Brangie named one of those chosen twins, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt. A source told Rush & Molloy that they were this close to naming him "Rex." Six weeks ago, they ordered a play mat from plainmary.com with the name "Rex Leon Jolie Pitt" embroidered on it. They recently ordered a new play mat with the Messiah's new name on it.
Brangie wanted a boy's name ending with the letter x to go with their other boy's names. That means when they have a fourth son (which they will), they will name him Chex, Mex, Sex, Tex, Hax, Lax, Bux, Sux or Lox. I can do that all day. Max, Tax, Sax....
In other Golden Twins news, the bidding war for the first pictures is heating up. The newspaper in Nice, France claims they made a deal for $11 million. But some reports claim the battle continues and the pictures will most likely get around $15 to $20 million.
The magazine who wins will not only have to sell all their first borns to pay for the pictures, but they will also have to spend more dough to pay scientists to invent special cameras. There's no way these special twins can be photographed with just a regular camera. Their greatness will break lenses.
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Holy shit! This just occurred to me:
Brangie will more than likely spin this protest for attention to the plight of Africans in France.
Next baby buying spree is definitely going to be Africa.
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It's funny, Brad Pitt actually bashed Wonkey for her need for attention in an interview, laughing how he turned off the TV when she was on last summer going to prison! Now I hate wonkey just as much as the next person, but he's a hypocrite! Maybe we should turn the TV of on him and Angelina too! It's worked wonders getting rid of Wonkey! OMFG! I just realized these two arrogant fucks actually have me defending Wonky!? Those bastards! I can never forgive them now! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Sheeps and Peaches, TMZ has it on their site too....
Good, TMZ gets a lot of attention, that'll wake people up!
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 16, 2008 - 9:52am.
Yeah, exactly. Maybe it's bad PR for sunny Nice? Another possibility is they ignore it because the protesters are North African immigrants? There's a lot of tension in the south of France between the "natives" and the new immigrants.
I just don't understand why any major US news venues havent covered it. I know, my dad said the north african are actually a real problem. but this is an innocent individual, they really should cover it. They cover every time israel defends themselves and makes them out to look like monsters! but anyone else, no! I guess our media is anti semetic!
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Submitted by peaches on July 16, 2008 - 9:52am.
Yeah, exactly. Maybe it's bad PR for sunny Nice? Another possibility is they ignore it because the protesters are North African immigrants? There's a lot of tension in the south of France between the "natives" and the new immigrants.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 10:16am.
I read the Nice paper last nite and just now and didn't see any news about a protest. Just more self-congrats. But maybe the local paper doesn't want to spoil Nice's sudden fame?
I actually haven't seen the story anywhere except x17. Not on MSNBC, Yahoo, anywhere! They're like worse than Tom Cruise, preventing or paying off the mainstream media not to discuss this story? afraid of looking bad? Even Tommy boy hasn't stoped mainstream media over something like this. remember when Germany protested Tom filming his movie there because of the scientology, that made all the news, Why hasn't this? I'd like to know!
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Submitted by missy
handed her a gold bracelet and said "We're naming the baby (rhyming name)"
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Yep, you got it. Your mom should have told him to stick the bracelet up his fucking arse and named the baby Sue. On the odd occasion, their rages can be quite the entertainment - as long as they aren't holding anything pointy that is.
Bollox
And, as she loves weapons so much- Semtex.
For a girl, Playtex.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 11:12am.
My X monster-in-law was a narcissist. She named her kids Neal, Nicola, Nina.
Apparently narcissists fuck with their kids names. It's a form of control and because they think they are "special" and unique, then any child of theirs is "special" to the world.
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I TOTALLY THINK THATS TRUE!!!
Me and my sisters names match/rhyme. My dad is a complete narcissist. Im the younger one, and my mom wanted to name me something that didnt match/rhyme, so the story goes that he came home one day during her pregnancy, handed her a gold bracelet and said "We're naming the baby (rhyming name)"
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Submitted by DeeDee on July 16, 2008 - 9:13am.
Carmex?
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Carmex?
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My X monster-in-law was a narcissist. She named her kids Neal, Nicola, Nina.
Apparently narcissists fuck with their kids names. It's a form of control and because they think they are "special" and unique, then any child of theirs is "special" to the world.
Nauseating Narcissists. I hate them. It runs in families, hence why I divorced his special arsehole.
ModTrux. (that's a trojan)
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Just read about the French protests against these dumbos clogging up the media. Is it too much to hope for that the wheel will come off the Bragelina PR machine and some common sense restored?
It is, isn't it? Oh well.
Windex is a classic name btw.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 8:57am.
That is sooooooooooo wrong.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
I wanna see the books on the alleged gift to charity. Because I'm guessing these pretentious twatwaffles won't donate more than 1 million of that to charity. Whatever magazine pays that much money to these two media whores needs to be blown up.
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Hey WAAIIT a second! Din't they think they were having twin GIRLS? Why would they get only one blankie? I call shenanigans!
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MrsK, I can TOP that!
In grade school, there was a girl in my class who's name was Theresa, and her brother's name was Charlie. Guess what? her mother's name was Theresa, and her father's name was Charlie.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 8:51am.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Aother prime example?
Those damn Duggars!!!!!
Blech.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Mrs K.,
I have a co-worker (mega bitch) whose hubby is Joe, son is Joey, daughter is Julie.
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Vivijay and Knox Gelatin Jolie-Pitt. Good names.
How long before she is looking for a kid to adopt to match Zahara? I'm thinking early to late spring.
I still go for what I said yesterday- or day before- in a snark on the golden ones comment namely:
Next up- African twins they call Anthrax and Tampax, closely followed by Chinese twins LiLo and LiPo.
Ghastly people, ghastly names yet more horror to come with photos and bloody next 'orphan' buying spree. Sigh.
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Hahaha Madam s. Goes quite nicely with Small Pox Pitt.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 8:23am.
My pet peeve:
When parents name their kids beginning or ending with a certain letter to go with their other brat's names.
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Like me and my sister? hehee
SO 60's-70's to do that! Bugs me too....
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Chicken Pox Pitt has a nice ring to it.
Will the twins start ruling the empire right away or will they first sit in the senate?
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Submitted by Dea on July 16, 2008 - 11:21am.
this is so overrated. STOOOOP WITH THOSE TWINS!!! why is brangelina so fuckin´important, anyway????
there not, they just want to be because of their egos, and they feed the media frenzy, give them what they want, so they can be more important than they actually are!
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My pet peeve:
When parents name their kids beginning or ending with a certain letter to go with their other brat's names.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Except that would be TOO obvious because, of course, Rex means King. They could have named them Rex and Regina.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 16, 2008 - 10:21am.
Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 10:16am
The protest against the civic leaders is in regard to a murdered child not getting any coverage or attention, instead it has all gone to the Brangie babies,
People are pissed about it, rightfully.
stoney posted that yesterday, I nearly had an orgasm! hahaha! France has always had a bad reputation for being cowardly, well they have redeemed themselves! Viva la France! Brad and Angelina should have their PR whore issue an apology to these paeople if they know what's good for them! Or they need to come out and talk to these people, and learn something about why they need to drop their egos! Just to let you all know, Harry Connick Jr. has a charity to help rebuild to new orleans, he's from there, he went there when it happened and pulled people out of the water and saved them! nobody gave him credit, they just showed pictures of sean penn with a rifle! Now his charity doesn't get credit, everyone calls New Orleans Brad Pitt town! It's just wrong! If you want to help these people, donate to Harry Connick Jr's charity instead of Brad's! you'll be helping the same people, probably much more so!
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this is so overrated. STOOOOP WITH THOSE TWINS!!! why is brangelina so fuckin´important, anyway????
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Submitted by No Words on July 16, 2008 - 10:29am.
I hate these attention whore monsters. Stop the insanity...don't buy any magazines with the Twin Blobs's pictures on them.
that's exactly what Intend to do! I think we all should. besides. MK will probably have it up here for free anyway!
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How about Ana (partly hers) Rex? Or Lux (for wealth) Botox?
Snoogle: "looks like he's silently begging for death"
That's so effing sad cuz it's true!
She's a siren who sucks the life out of all those around her..."watch-out little angels cuz Mommy's going to eat your heart!"
Submitted by TexnDoc on July 16, 2008 - 10:36am.
I wished she had been my patient. I could have talked her into "Xanax". I've done it before - somewhere in this wide world little twin girls Salmonella and Shigella are running around.
~~~~~~~~~ really (insert sarcastic tone) Isnt that a bit against your oath. First, do no harm. All the ridicule to S&S wont harm them, right.
You are as much a Dr as I am a ballerina.
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Euphoria: Sux Dix. Perfect! Sux Cox also worx!
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Euphoria ~ glad I could help!
On Topic: I am going to pray for the demise of Brangelina. Sick.of.them.
Is that wrong of me????
I wished she had been my patient. I could have talked her into "Xanax". I've done it before - somewhere in this wide world little twin girls Salmonella and Shigella are running around.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 16, 2008 - 10:28am.
fux sux pitt has a nice ring to it.
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I agree, but add a coupla another names...Fix Fux Sux Dix.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 16, 2008 - 10:28am.
Fux Sux!! LMAO
Dix
Duplex
Reflex
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Submitted by Otter Pop on July 16, 2008 - 10:06am.
I can't believe people actually care what these babies look like.
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Oh believe it !!! Just go to any other celebrity forum... perez, jj, imdb, tmz.... its a whole new face of crazy you'll see there!!
People on these boards are already calling them "The most beautiful twins ever"! Insane! Knox being "Brad 2.0" or something! They are literally dying to see the pics as if they're some close relatives of Brangelina... Creepy!!
And then there are some who're actually waiting for the three bio babies to reach the legal age of 18... Can you imagine what kinda sick pedophile would even think of that... Sorry but that's beyond creepy to me!