Wednesday, July 16th 2008

Knox Or Rex?

As you know, Brangie named one of those chosen twins, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt. A source told Rush & Molloy that they were this close to naming him "Rex." Six weeks ago, they ordered a play mat from plainmary.com with the name "Rex Leon Jolie Pitt" embroidered on it. They recently ordered a new play mat with the Messiah's new name on it.

Brangie wanted a boy's name ending with the letter x to go with their other boy's names. That means when they have a fourth son (which they will), they will name him Chex, Mex, Sex, Tex, Hax, Lax, Bux, Sux or Lox. I can do that all day. Max, Tax, Sax....

In other Golden Twins news, the bidding war for the first pictures is heating up. The newspaper in Nice, France claims they made a deal for $11 million. But some reports claim the battle continues and the pictures will most likely get around $15 to $20 million.

The magazine who wins will not only have to sell all their first borns to pay for the pictures, but they will also have to spend more dough to pay scientists to invent special cameras. There's no way these special twins can be photographed with just a regular camera. Their greatness will break lenses.

Posted by: Michael K


No Words's picture

I hate these attention whore monsters. Stop the insanity...don't buy any magazines with the Twin Blobs's pictures on them.

christine the hoff's picture

fux sux pitt has a nice ring to it.
fuck them, can't they go away now?
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There was once a famous Variety headline: Stix Nix Hix Pix. I go for that. Or Pixiestix.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 16, 2008 - 10:27am.
She wants the boys names to end with an "X"?

WTF? Is she shooting up heroin while playing Scrabble or something?

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madam s.'s picture

Ballux.

Stock Broker's picture

She wants the boys names to end with an "X"?

WTF? Is she shooting up heroin while playing Scrabble or something?

I can't believe anyone would pony up $20 million for pixs of Ft. Knox & Vavavoom or whatever the hell the kids their kids are called. You just know they are NOT going to donate the entire $$$ to a charity...Angelina is too damn greedy & she's got drug dealers to pay off anyway.

Name suggestions:
Tampax (wait, they already have a kid with that name already)

I like Valtrex, Kotex, Tex-Mex, Rid-X, Xbox,

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Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 10:24am.

OMG, LoLo, Fux would be awesome! I change my voice...Dix or Fux! ☺

Euphoria's picture

I vote for Dix if they have another boy. Wax would be my second choice.

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Bradiful just did it for you Sheeps. The police are protecting the golden ones in full riot gear. I hope their asses get booted out of the country.

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LoLo's picture

Name him Fuxed because he will be just that.
Fuxed in the head by age 7.

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How funny that Jesus Christ would pick a name like Rex Leon Jolie Pitt for his comeback.

Euphoria's picture

Will this tomfuckery never end? Enough of the twins already! Like it's going to affect any of our lives! Well, um, except to give us more to snark about. So, tomfuckery on, I guess.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Clarisse & Kizzy,

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 16, 2008 - 7:20am.

Must I? Wait, is Heidi Montage nude or something? Can you kindly summarize for me?

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Submitted by Predator24 on July 16, 2008 - 8:20am.
Naming him Sex would make him the coolest kid in Middle School/High School EVER!!!!!!

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So would Cox.

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Submitted by Otter Pop on July 16, 2008 - 2:16pm.
I'm hoping some mega rich mogul will pay them 20 million to fucking disappear.
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I'd chip in for that.

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Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 10:16am

The protest against the civic leaders is in regard to a murdered child not getting any coverage or attention, instead it has all gone to the Brangie babies,
People are pissed about it, rightfully.

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Statler and Waldorf's picture

The next boy should have Pax and Maddox's names combined and become Paddox. And they can buy him a pony when he's older.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Tex-Mex

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Znox's picture

why not Jnox? lol

Predator24's picture

Naming him Sex would make him the coolest kid in Middle School/High School EVER!!!!!!

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Submitted by Snoogle on July 16, 2008 - 10:18am.

Kotex- ROFL

Tampax

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Sheeps,

Go to x17 (don't make fun of me, I go there to look at bad pics of ShitShit).

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Kizzy's picture

@Bradiful Bitch---ROFL Rex n effects rumpshaker

Lox
Sox
Vox
Pox
Lax
reLax
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Snoogle's picture

Lex
Hex
Tex
Cox
nix
Dix
Ox
Box
Xanax
Kotex

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laurensav35's picture

why would anyone pay that much for baby pictures? its kind of creepy in a chris hansen way.

I read the Nice paper last nite and just now and didn't see any news about a protest. Just more self-congrats. But maybe the local paper doesn't want to spoil Nice's sudden fame?

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Otter Pop's picture

I'm hoping some mega rich mogul will pay them 20 million to fucking disappear.

Clarisse's picture

Bradi,
Dammit, now i have Rump Shacker stuck in my head!!

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Pernicious's picture

I really want to feel sorry for their children, cos it can't be easy to have idiots for parents, but I simply cannot muster the strength to give a fuck

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Wax Pitt.

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Rex? I wasn't aware heroin gave you flashbacks. WTF were they thinking? That much money for pics of babies is ridiculous. They are assholes for letting it go on.

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Who gives a fuck?!
Enough already! Really.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Xbox
Maalox
Ex-Lax
Stax
Valtrex
Jax
Jinx
Stinx

The possibilities are limitless.

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F/X

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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 10:10am.
Rex ("king") is as bad as Prince.

well, it could've been Fido

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Sheeps, are you referring to Prince Michael I or Prince Michael II?

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Little Lord Fax.
Prince Hex.
Rex in Effects, Rumpshaker....made myself laugh at that one.

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There is a protest being staged outside of the hospital. The people of France are not happy.

Karma, Brangie...do you hear it knocking at the door?

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Rex? Well, she already has one kid with a dog's name, Shiloh. I vote for 'Sux' next time around.

I had heard that Madonna was thisclose giving the name 'Guido' to little Rocco. (That is until Guy Ritchie put his foot down.)

Rex ("king") is as bad as Prince.

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Well, she can always change it to something else down the road. Wouldn't be the first time.

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anorexicfatty's picture

this is so out of control.....ridiculous.

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I for one will never Angie for sucking the hot out of Brad. Now in all his pictures, he looks like he is silently begging for death.

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20 million?!?!?! That's fucking sickening!

And Lex, Xeex, poox, cuntx...etcx

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Fuck it!

Green Is Good's picture

Do they finally have enough kids already?

The C word's picture

Can't believe you missed 'Valtrex' Mk.....

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Otter Pop's picture

I can't believe people actually care what these babies look like.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I fucking hate Brangie. I could give a shit about their kids' names.