Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Morning Wood
Carrie Fairchild from "CPW" is going to be on Gossip Girl! - A Socialite's Life
Kitson dumped Lauren Conrad's boring ass fashion line - I'm Not Obsessed
Megan Fox had to gain 10lbs for the Transformers sequel, because Michael Bay doesn't like skinny girls - Celebitchy
Sienna Miller isn't a homewrecker. Yeah, that's what she wants you to think - Holy Moly!
Maggie Gyllenhag is planning to leave Manhattan. Good riddance! - ICYDK
Amy Poehler is headed for primetime - Mollygood
William Petersen is leaving CSI. That shit is still on? - SOW
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Poor, poor Megan Fox.
It must be so horrible being famous for virtually nothing but taking your clothes off and being arsed to gain ten pounds.
it's bad enough gary dourdan is gone, but no gil grissom...then no csi for me...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT GIL GRISSOM?!?
(Sorry for the screaming, but the thought of no Bill Petersen really does reduce me to shrieks & gibberish.)
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Megan Fox should make Michael Bay to do the same or leave.
No WIlliam Peterson on CSI...crushed to the nth. Think they are bringing back Sara for swan song. Would have much rather seen him ride into the sunset with Lady Heather...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
William Petersen is leaving CSI. That shit is still on? - SOW
SHIT?????? Thats it, i'm off!!!! OK, one more chance!
'Twin Peaks' hmmmmmmmm, Madchen i love you!! Damn, i miss that show, also 'Northern Exposure' So much crap on nowadays!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Its like *sigh* "Time to listen to Sienna's rep AGAIN"
And for a split tiny minute second there i thought she was calming down for Rhys. Sucks for that poor chap.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Hola Nova-
Yeah Sienna's rep, talk about a degrading job.
never saw CSI, not even once.
agree, this is a huge gives a shit wood.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Gossip Girl sucks so hard it will invert your penis.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
A buch of teens do drugs and f each other. Visit any high school in the US and see the same shit. There are just better clothes.
I would HATE to be Sienna Millers rep...always having to "clean up" after that slag!!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I think Peterson had a deal that he'd be on until a certain year and then he was going to leave. It's actually not a big shocker
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Gossip Girl... Who the fuck cares?
Wow Maggies complaining about NYC? I think it's pretty tame compared to LA. Well maggie, try Bergan county NJ, The cops and townspeople would run the paps outta town, we wouldn't want them there, and they wouldn't go out there anyways. L'il Kim and some big name rappers live in the town next to me, Alpine NJ. I've been on the street, neighboorhood they all live, It's quiet, no paps at all! It's probably one of the best kept secrets from these celebs who want a normal life, that and Greenwhich, Conneticut, home of Meryl streep, Paul Newman & Joann Woodward, and Harry Connick Jr.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
From what i hear Grissom wont be totally gone from the show....he will appear from time to time. He doesnt want to leave us fans hanging!!
He's a total hot slut!! ;P
oh...btw...Good Mornin' all! :D
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
If Maggie Gynehag promises to leave the USA, I will PERSONALLY pack up her crap and throw her in the U-Haul truck.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz. Next please.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 10:40am.
NO! I clearly am affected by their being in my general area. I said they fuck up commutes and leave shit on the street.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Dammit! Grissom was the only reason I continued to watch the show. Sara left, Warrick (most likely) was killed off....now this? There is no way this show can make it now.
As for Balthazar Getty and his wife having already been seperated, I'd like to hear that from the wife!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Sienna reminds me of that biotch I skull drug for trying to dry hump my old mans leg!
Without Grissom no more CSI for me...it's a sad sad day!
I'm not particularly crazy about michael bay, he loves the playboy type, but it is nice to know a bigtime power player in Hollywood actually doesn't want his actresses to lose weight when they aren't fat to begin with!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Gossip Girl zzzzzzzzzzz. Fucking boring!
Ok, um Megan Fox isn't *that* skinny. She has a good body, but she doesn't look like an ano or anything. She needs to shut-up about needing to gain 10 pounds or whatever for a role.
As for Sienna, there's nothing else to say that hasn't already been said. Once a whore, always a whore.
CSI will just not be the same without Grissom... love him.
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Sienna is such a homewrecker, that people who think Angelina is a homewrecker and hate her for it would probably want Sienna to do a movie with Brad Pitt, So Jolie would get a dose of her own medicine. And then Jenny Aniston would send her flowers, hahahaha!!!! I honestly can't think of any other actress out there who would have either the ability or would actually want to! Someone like Charlize certainly has the ability, but she would NEVER want to!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
And why the fuck is LAuren Conrad so DG famous now? The fuck was she doing at the Batman premiere? and who the fuck buys her crappy ass clothes...
And Megan Fox is hot and all, but she's getting on my last nerve...
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Fuck it!
Maggie is just pissed the paps snapped her breast feeding her todler right in the middle of soho. That's keeping life private...right
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Fuck it!
Aside from Poehler and Petersen, today's Morning Wood is a big slice of "Fuck off and Die" pie.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
dear megan fox,
DIAF
xoxoxo
Platy
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Lolo
"I hope every single cast and crew member of Gossip Girls chokes on a dick for messing up commutes to work and from work, leaving garbage all over my hood, and for making dumb sluts come up here to where they think turds like this hang out."
huh?
Do you work on the set?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 16, 2008 - 9:27am.
Callan, check out the movie Manhunter from the mid 80's or so for hot studly William Peterson. Yum.
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I have only seen parts of that movie, since I've seen Red Dragon in its entirety. But I will definitely have to sit down and give it a closer look. Thanks for the suggestion!
Sluttyenna is obviously trying to out-skank Paris Hilton.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yeah, Sienna must have it in for her PR firm. Make those bitches WORK for their $.
I like that website calling Sluttienas boobies "two carrier bags of sick"
NICE!
I hope every single cast and crew member of Gossip Girls chokes on a dick for messing up commutes to work and from work, leaving garbage all over my hood, and for making dumb sluts come up here to where they think turds like this hang out.
HATE IT! CHOKE ON DICKS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hahahahah everyone on here totally called it. She's going to defend herself and use the excuse that the marriage is already over. Hahaha, oh Jebus.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Whatever Sienna's got, I'm not seeing it. Maybe she gets turned on by married guys?
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Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you
CSI is a great show.....love it.
Kitson is overrated, overpriced ugly crap- I'm surprised they dumped LC.....though I like them a pinch more now because of it.
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
Aren't Sienna Miller's 15 about up? God, I hate this fucking whore more than Skankalina, & that's saying something!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Um Maggie bitches dont care enough about your ass to take that many photos of you and your saggy teets for you to have imposed your ass on Brooklyn and suddenly declare its territory as NOT THE CITY BITCH!
BROOKLYN IS THE SOUL OF NYC YOU WHORE!
IT IS THE CITY
AND DONT MOVE YOUR ASS UPSTATE SLUT! If i find you at my watering hole up there too im gonna slap the bat man off your face stinky bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Awww, I love William Peterson...he can swab my corpse anyday.
And Sienna Miller's PR rep can issue whatever statement she wants; damage is already done.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I used to like Gossip Girl. Now not so much.
I was just thinking about Megan Fox this morn, due to those rumors of her dumping Brian Austin Green.. Thinking that Brian was the Poor mans Justin Timberlake,, Like You would use food stamps or government cheese to buy the poor mans JT.. IDK.. lame i guess..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
No, no, no. Grissom can't leave!!!
The chick in the pic, she used to be on "Twin Peaks", right?
I always thought she was so pretty.
OMG CSI and no Grissom!?
ACK!!!!! I hate change.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Callan, check out the movie Manhunter from the mid 80's or so for hot studly William Peterson. Yum.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I was watching Fear with Reese Witherspoon and Mark Wahlberg (yes, I watch trashy movies) last night. I didn't think William Peterson was all that hot on CSI, but he looked pretty hot in that movie. Damn.
Used to love CSI, not so much anymore.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.