Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Barley Water Works Wonders
Does Tommy Girl put a scoop of Miracle-Gro in Suri's barley water bottle, because homegirl got tall. Tommy Girl is going to need some platform heels. 2-year-old Suri is going to be as tall as him by next year.
Yes, she's still on the bottle. She's going to be on the bottle for the next 60 years, so we just need to deal with it. I bet you Tommy Girl is still on the bottle. He sucks in the privacy of his own dungeon, though.
It's also a miracle that they let Suri walk. She has no idea what to do. They haven't perfected that program yet.
Here's TG, Suri and Stepford Katie on the set of "Eli Stone" yesterday. Katie is currently shooting a cameo on the show. Is she playing Liza Minnelli or an HGTV host? That fucking hair.
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Submitted by cocoebert on July 16, 2008 - 11:58am.
Don't Tommyboy and Katie have brown eyes? What color are Suri's eyes
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Tom Cruise has GREEN eyes not brown !!
Submitted by AmyB on July 16, 2008 - 8:49pm.
3) i am starting to wonder if Suri is a little slow or has a learning disability or something.
Well that can't be the case as Tom KNOWS that these things do not exist- you only have to ask his heterosexual mate John to know that. A man who is father to 2 kids- one fine and one not disabled but made morbidly fat by carpet fumes. Someone, and forgive my manners but I forget who, said how do they get away with it? I have 2 theories, both based on the fave UK scandal of who is Prince Harry's dad? (cough, James Hewitt, cough)
A) None of this is true but Tom is so revolting that we believe anything (not saying Harry is revolting but Charles is without a doubt)
B) People know the truth but are afraid to end up dead. 'Normal' slebs can only sue, maybe fuck up a career but those looney Xenu peeps will literally stop at nothing- see also Royal family.
Oh well that's my two pence worth.
PS She is way, way too old for a bottle. Mine were both off of bottles by 6 months.
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oh my god are you serious? i hope perez gets his ass thrown in jail and sued.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Gay basher sues Perez:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0715081perez1.html
i cannot concentrate on suri because i'm distracted by what's on kate's head...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
What the fuck is with Kates hair? and yep what is with that damn bottle..havent the cult members heard of the sippy cup?
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The war isn't working.
If Suri will adopt a wrong habit always to have a bottle - it could be for life. In some years it might be some barley Vodka.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Ick. I do not like their body language. He's always looking right at her and she's always looking away.
But I was looking at his shoes. Are those high? Because the teenage boys around here seem to have shoes much higher.
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i know tom is probably gay and Katie looks like Mary J Blige but you do see them spend a lot of time together as a family. they seem like caring parents, that's gotta count for something, right? even half of the celebrities you see just leave their children with nannies 90% of the time anyway.
That's the worst haircut Katie's ever gotten. She needs to let go of that soccer mom b.s. Hey, look, they let Suri walk in the last thumbnail! She needs to drop that bottle crap if she is going to be allowed to walk someday, just like Kate Hudson's kid with the long hair.
Your face!
Submitted by LeisaPieceA on July 16, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Bahahaha 7-11 feet! I haven't heard that one in a while!!!
I remember seeing a video of Katie getting into the backseat of a Mercedes the week that they claim Suri was born. Her abdomen was so huge yet she jumped in an closed the door in a flash. No effort whatsoever. You could tell that she forgot she was supposed to act 9 months pregnant. When I saw that, I knew for sure that she had already had the baby (if she ever was pg, that is).
Katie's playing a prostitute in this role.....something she knows how to do very well.
I may be alone in my opinion but I think Suri will grow up to be a very pretty girl. Weird, but pretty.
What was the reason for the whole 3 month theory again?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
I can't tell how old Suri is from recent pictures, but pictures of her as a baby further show how the rumors may be true and she may be 3 or more months older than she actually is.
Here is Suri supposedly photographed at 3-4 months for Vanity Fair:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2006&mon=09&evt=suri_...
Here is what a 3 month old baby actually looks like:
http://home.pacbell.net/randjb/baby/joshuaanddoggy_3months.jpg
Funny how Suri seems to have mastered holding her head up (something that is still being learned at 3 months), and is much larger than any 3 month old baby I have ever held.
When I look at these pictures of Katie, all I can see is this:
http://www.bohemianscientist.org/images/blog06/coffeetalk.jpg
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It seems like just yesterday you were bursting forth through your mother's fertile womb!
Also, I'm laughing so hard at TommyGirl's high soled shoes. Those probably give him an extra 2 1/2 inches. He may as well be wearing heels, they'd be just as obvious.
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It seems like just yesterday you were bursting forth through your mother's fertile womb!
robrr1118, nice av.
I see they are sending their minions to do their dirty work again. :)
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some impressions:
1) am i the only one who finds it creepy that they are also wearing the same shoes?
2) their hair color matches EXACTLY even in daylight... they are using the exact same dye brand & # no doubt.
3) i am starting to wonder if Suri is a little slow or has a learning disability or something. not necessarily just because of the bottle/blankie thing that she's hanging on to because some kids just do that, but that combined with the fact that he seems to keep his family so cloistered. we have autism in my fam so i watch my son like a hawk for his milestones and maybe that's why the idea struck me, but i do wonder if that's why they keep her out of the limelight so much.
AshleyDevin, I agree with you.
And I bet she had that baby in Nov. or Dec. (when those other pics were taken), because her bump was all over the place and weird after that.
That would also put her in the timeline of Josh being the possible daddy.
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Josh H. is def. the daddy. She is the spitting image of him.
He needs to step up and demand a test on Maury.
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This thread is amazing. I love conspiracy theories, but this one actually seems valid. I can't stop coming back to the Katie Holmes bump timeline. On October 8th, she looks ready to pop, but on December 15th and 17th, she doesn't even look pregnant....SO WEIRD. And I remember when the pictures of Suri finally came out, I was like 'Wow, this is the most developed, pretty 2 month old ever.' So bizarre. Forget Madonna's brothers tell-all....I would give anything for one from Katie!
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It seems like just yesterday you were bursting forth through your mother's fertile womb!
Katie is looking OLDER AND OLDER everyday. in this picture she looks like she's in her fourties.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
How is she to big to be 27 months? She looks like she is right about half as tall as Tom which would make her about 33 inches tall, which would be a size 2T. Last I checked that seems pretty normal. I know my daughter was in a 3T just after her second birthday. Anything to further idiotic conspiracy theories I guess
BWAAHAHAHAHAH
In thumbnail 6, she is pushing Tom away. She looks like she's screaming "NO MOMMY, Don't let the alien man pick me up!!" LMAO
She is waaay older than two.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on July 16, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Hehe same here. I tell you, it's SAD when the gossip around you is way more interesting than whatever your career achievements have been.
Submitted by Violet on July 16, 2008 - 3:08pm.
dang!
This Violet Afflack character had some potential!
You could be the voice of the hollywood toddlers!
Give us gossip on your play dates with the other brats!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by cddomovi on July 16, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Girl looks tall because her real daddy is 6'5"!
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SSSSSNAP!
with that hair KBOT could have her own talk show, coffee talk with bahwa and madonna.
sorry, i don't sell insurance.
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Violet on July 16, 2008 - 3:00pm.
I hate Suri, she seems so smug already.
haaaaa ha ha ha Violet Afflack???
Man, i cannot get away from this thread, it's better than a V.C. Andrews novel!
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I don't know very much about kids but I know that kid ain't 2. Something in the barley water aint clean.
13 people have probly already said that..
Submitted by Violet on July 16, 2008 - 3:00pm.
I hate Suri, she seems so smug already.
haaaaa ha ha ha Violet Afflack???
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I hate Suri, she seems so smug already.
I forgot to mention this: gossip columnists stated that those casting sessions for Mission Impossible III were also used to look for young, popular actresses who would date Tom.
Wonder why he picked Katie and she didn't end up cast in the movie? It's simple: she was already pregnant and that would have exposed the lie. She accepted because she was the only actress in his short list that wasn't bankable and could use the publicity boost.
EWWW Suri has dirty 7-11 kid feet...she's wayyy to old to be drinking out of a baby bottle
xoxo,
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Submitted by Omega on July 16, 2008 - 1:44pm.
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I read that piece on Katie's missing 16 days before. I had heard through other sources that Scarlett Johansson was freaked out by her meeting with Tom and still refuses to comment on it today, most likely out of fear.
I had heard from other sources as well that when he was casting his co-star in Mission Impossible III (and conveniently casting the role of his wife too), he met with Jennifer Garner and Jessica Alba. If this was going on in April 2005, Jennifer Garner was probably in the early stages of pregnancy with Violet. Wonder if Tommy offered her money to break up with Ben and pose as the father?
No kidding Vixxen, he really came off as user of people in Morton's book--that as long as they met his needs and he benefits then they are "in." No wonder this asshat loves Scientology so much--they totally are in mesh with his pathology
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Submitted by Omega on July 16, 2008 - 2:44pm.
100% agree with you.
Why lie? Id like him better if he just came out and said you know what? I like men folk and this is not my bebe!
*does creepy Tom Cruise toothy tile smile into the camera. winks and snaps like a used car salesman*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
;-) Wish I could, Lolo. But I seriously despise this whole TomKat saga and couldn't let the chance to post those links pass by. Why can't they all just tell the truth? I think if they come clean with it all, it would actually help their careers. Hell, it's not like things could get worse for them, anyway.
Submitted by Omega on July 16, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I know I'm late posting this but I think you guys should take a look at it.
OFFENSIVE! You should spend more time playing on the internets instead of working!
I keeeeding you!
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What the living daylights is happening with Katie? She looks like an otherworld character of the 80's series V.
Oh and re this child being Tommy Girl's spawn. Nop, I swear she was inseminated by the sperm of William Mapother (his cousin and Ethan Rom in Lost).
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Is that a lhasa apso on top of Mommy's head?
I know I'm late posting this but I think you guys should take a look at it.
"Katie Holmes' Missing Days"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html
Also, comparing Suri's first released pictures to Josh Hartnett:
http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k437/DeltayOmega/SuriJosh.jpg
Last, well at least it is good to know that Katie & Tom are not against Suri wearing the same dress at least twice:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/05/suri-cruise-blanket-bottle/
Girl looks tall because her real daddy is 6'5"!
idiots drive me loco: I don't think Tom's gay, but I do think he's a controlling, egotistical dick, as evidenced by a lot of his behvior concerning women, of which there were many examples in the Morton bio.
Katie was obviously swept away by the whole "TOM CRUISE* thing and now she's fucked. Unless she buys into the $cientology mindwarping for the rest of her life (and Suri's too), I have a feeling she'll be standing on the curb with a suitcase eventually.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
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oh my goodness she is the cutest thing on this planet! i friggin love that kid! once i get gosselin sextuplets and suri my life will be complete...how did those 2 give birth to such a doll?
Someone needs to download, install, and run "Toddling 2.0" and "Sippy Cup Advanced"on Suribot right now. Jesus, people just BABY their robots these days.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
In the recent bio on Tom Cruise, the writer notes that TC and NK were pregnant twice, but Nicole miscarried both times. When suing a tabloid in the UK for suggesting he's gay, he fuckign put his wife, who had a family history of fertility problems, on the stand to testify about the two miscarriages to prove his case.
What a fucking asshat--who would use the loss of their two children in such a manner? Morton said this was the beginning of the end for Nicole.
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