The Mole!

If all it takes is an angry barely literate email to weasel $25 million out of Perez...someone boot up my Gmail.

http://danceontheroof.com

Submitted by MrPossumsMama on July 17, 2008 - 12:29am.

Perez is getting sued by a gay basher:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0715081perez1.html
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Now, I'm no Perez lover but hellsyeah!
I'm glad he did it.
I hope he gets life ;p
But that's not why, really, it's becuz that woman needs some education. Seriously, they'd want a person like that on their staff?

ONT: She's fine - much love. It was just time for the mole to go, I'm sure.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Perez is getting sued by a gay basher:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0715081perez1.html

The removal does nothing to detract from the ugly
~SAS

There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08

Ohh, I can't hate on SJP. I know she's not pretty but she seems like such a nice person. Plus, she does have charisma. Sorry.

That thing needed removal. Her big wart mole never annoyed me much but when they showed her in close-up in the SATC movie, it scared me because it was HUGE on the big screen. Maybe she was shocked at how distracting that big honkin' thing looked when it was like 3 feet wide.

I share my birthday with noone its ALL MINE bitches

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by Fata Morgana on July 16, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:39pm.

OMG. I totally remember FATA MORGANA!! They did a song called "Dissidenten"
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Hells yes! You're the first to get the reference on any of the boards on post on.

Too obscure outside of Europe, maybe, but good times, good times.
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SWEET!!! The song's on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdnluKkntE

She looks a little burnt orange-y and dry as a bone. I wonder if she'll straighten out her nose, it's a bit crooked.

Your face!

HI!

no one cares about your birthdays or why your parents conceived you. hugs and kisses, the rest of dlisted.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:39pm.

OMG. I totally remember FATA MORGANA!! They did a song called "Dissidenten"
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Hells yes! You're the first to get the reference on any of the boards on post on.

Too obscure outside of Europe, maybe, but good times, good times.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I can't take the bickering. ciao

PS: A rant is a rant....Long, short, tall, fat, skinny, black, white....a rant's a rant....

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

She's still butt-ugly. *vomit*
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I love twinks! ;)

PSL: I know that. It's my sister's birthday too but she's 13 years older than me. My parents liked to fuck on NYE, apparently.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

IV, 10/5 is the most popular birthday of the year.....I think it is a NYE conception...

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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"

I share a birthday with:

Ray Kroc
Donald Pleasence
Steve Miller
Karen Allen
Sir Bob Geldof
Mario Lemieux
Grant Hill
Parminder Kaur Nagra
Kate Winslet
Nicholai Olivia Hilton

Yeah, that last one is Nicky Hilton. I am truly truly blessed. Over the moon, in fact. God bless us, everyone.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 1:57pm.
If you're going to tell it, tell it right. I didn't say anyone was a "dumb cunt,"

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That comment was not even about you. Thats was referring to a post written by sandbitch. "Dumb Cunt" was written in a sandbitch post. I was using words written by sandbitch and I thought that putting quotes around it made it obvious.

What in the fuckity fuck is going on in here?

I'm a scorpio in case anyone needs me to cut a bitch.

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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"

My parents are the king and queen of cornfunication misshaps and quandries.

This is why i have no toe nails.
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parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 4:48pm

I have strategically placed Scorpio in my chart, it's my rising/ascendant and Mars.
Mix in my Leo Sun, presto bamo, BRADIFUL!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.
It is all just a cornfusion of a missunderstanding.
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Thank you!! Somebody blows some shit all the way the fuck out of any kinds of proportions just because a bitch likes to drop F bombs in her speech and says shit rather than stuff!!! Fuck me twice from Sunday!!!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.

I did. She should'nt have taken up your summary as a fact and attribute it to me.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

It is all just a cornfusion of a missunderstanding.

really

it really is a cornfunication

*writes in my diary like when my mom would tell my dad she was running away to join the circus nuns*

Dear Diary,
I dont like it when my mom calls my dad a stoopid butt pie. It makes me chew my toe nails.
Love,
Lolo McHiggins

*bong bubbles*
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ha, kizzy, i said "dumb cunt" scroll sweetie scroll.

@Zomay - Banks are evil corporations. No conscience, no guilt. If Indymac is insured, and they should be, then the other banks should be honoring people's checks.

If you're going to tell it, tell it right. I didn't say anyone was a "dumb cunt," my exact words were: it's stupid shit like that right there that guarantees the bank is going to fail.
Talking about the rush to withdraw money. If I had called you a stupid shit, I'd have understood your anger. Since I didn't, you were stupid to get offended by my calling the rush to withdraw stupid shit.

and dramaqueen, you had no business saying what you said, you should've expected to get jumped. If you had a fucking problem with me, you had my email, you should've used it. But, I guess that wouldn't give you the chance to be the big drama queen in front of everybody, now would it? Nice how you took advantage of the fact that I was gone in order to talk shit.

DD I thought that by including I hate that shit when Jay Leno does was a good enough indication that that is not my particular type of humor. It's ok for me to think you're an asshole and an idiot for putting it there. It's ok for you to be pissed off at me for saying so. Guess what??? We're both going to live. You had no business saying I was going to attack Missy for expressing her opinion, or going on and on about it like you did. By doing so, you were the embodiment of the very same things you were accusing me of.

Karen Flatts, thank you very much for defending me in my absence.
LCT-- Thank you very much as well, O Canada!!!!

BTW, THIS was a rant. 4 fucking sentences is NOT a fucking rant.

Rant over.

Thank you, too, Sandbitch
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

i also share a birthday with Michael York. Thats BIG. HEEHEEE

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PSl, I think we are lovely, but I remember a thread a few months ago where lots of people were saying how scorpios were around two notches above satan. The heirarch: satan, paris hilton, and then scorpios.

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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig

And now I've totally outed myself as a scorpio, EVERYONE's favorite sign ::dripping in sarcasm:::

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HEY! I'M a Scorpio! So, we're a little moody.....hehehe

we're also FIERCELY loyal, and sexual....there are good things too!

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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"

Slutts, DeeDee is LUCKY! To share a b-day with the Wonder Twins is an HONOR.....just ask the people on JJ.....

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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"

You're welcome Sandbeesh.

Just fyi - I called giving the link to Drudge so Zomay wouldn't catch any flack for something I did.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 4:23pm.
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Poor DeeDee now shares her berthday with the Jolie-Pitt twins. She is so f-u-c-k-i-n-g lucky, why that's like been born on Dec. 25th and sharing your b-day with Jesus.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Hey DD, thanks for the drudge link. I've been missing out...

@Zomay
"I disagree that someone is a "dumb cunt" for switching banks"
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I agree with you.

It's the silly fools sitting out in the hot sun part, like their cash will evaporate overnight if they don't git down there and git it right now.

Panic is never a good plan A, or B. But then, let them figure that out in the queue.

I was born in 1957. I'm too old to panic, I'll save that for the tsunami.

OMG. I totally remember FATA MORGANA!! They did a song called "Dissidenten"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIlVSZmnOgI

I was in Spain when it came out.

Good times.

And wait, Zomay, I'm the beesh who gave the link to Drudge Report! CNN is now reporting that Indymac is being investigated by the FBI for fraud.

I also share a birthday with Sylvia Plath, John Cleese, Simon Lebon, (sigh) Dylan Thomas, Theodore Rosevelt, and unfortunately Kelly fucking Osborne and John Gotti.

And now I've totally outed myself as a scorpio, EVERYONE's favorite sign ::dripping in sarcasm:::

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Sandbitch those people were sitting in front of an Indymac bank that is already shut down. Had those people closed their accounts 4 months ago, they would be happily going on with their life. NO ONE informed them. I was just trying to pass along info given to me. Many banks are not even accepting Indymac checks at the moment, until they pass collections. My mom said she talked to a guy 6 weeks ago who came in with an 87,000 dollar check from Indymac. He said he wanted to beat the lines. Smart man. After him people were quietly coming in. Now the rest of the folks are standing around wondering what happend. I am finished with this now. My whole reasoning was to give a heads up to people here beacuse I like the people here. Last time I will do this.

On topic SJP has cute feet.

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Zomay: O she is? My mom is a cap and she is also 55 :)

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Looks like she got "Lanced", I mean her witch boil got lanced.

Submitted by zomay on July 16, 2008 - 1:12pm.

I have the same birthday as Mariah Carey. Nothing cool like saying John Lennon shared your birthday.
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I've got T-Rex, P Diddy, Kathy Griffin and Trashelle from the Real World.

Yay.

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dob 12/23

kdrac ah my mommy is a capricorn too. She kicks ass. At 55 she is still competing and kicking butt in her company.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 16, 2008 - 9:41pm.

Let's see how long the rest of the world lasts without the godawful Americans interfering, 'kay? Enough said.
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Americans have been systematically conditioned to believe the world would erupt into chaos if not for our charity and protection. Actually it got along before we were ever a world power, and would get along much the same if we no longer were.

The whole idea that the world needs some kind of global policeman, and that we're qualified for that task, is a myth cooked up by people in power to justify trying to control the world with military force. The real reason for wanting to control the world is not to protect the world, but to loot the world's resources for personal gain.
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I heart you, Migraineuse. Couldn't have said it better if I tried.

Ah thanks Zomay, without goin back I wasn't sure who it was... I remembered the debate, not the who! You both made extremely good points. You can bitchslap me anytime.

Anyways, during the debate, someone kindly gave me a link to the drudgelist. There I found a great pic of a line of dumb cunts, sitting (on camp chairs) out in the hot sun, all trying to get their 300 quid at the same time, completely overwhelming the bank staff.

What makes sense in theory...

Present company excluded, there are a lot of dumb asses out there, most of them probably spent yesterday in a queue (or on JJ). LOL.

I have no clue who I share my bday with

(mine is 12/31)

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

aw thanks lolo, I needed a hug :)
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I have the same birthday as Mariah Carey. Nothing cool like saying John Lennon shared your birthday.

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Big hugs to Deb and Missy!

I love that song!!!

I love the Oh Yoko song too but just because i replace the Yoko with my doggies name and i sing it to his little six pound butt! He wags his tail like he likes it. Good stuff!

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Slutty, you are a Libra? No wonder you are so well balanced.....

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- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"

SURRSLEY SLUTYY!?!?! aw, that rocks!! :)
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