Wednesday, July 16th 2008
The Mole!
The Daily Mail thinks My Little Pony Parker finally got her witch's mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn't take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off. She showed up to the MLB All-Star game at Yankees Stadium last night without her mole.
You can still see a small mark. Maybe she covered that shit up or maybe she removed it for medical reasons. What am I saying? Who really gives an eff?! Although, I will miss the mole. The mole made her look even more like Witchie Poo. Witchie Poo is a hot bitch.
And I don't know about the mole, but her prune hands look like they've been soaking in the bath for fucking years. Bitch needs some cocoa butter.
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Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 3:02pm.
I have had Lennon song stuck in my head for the past few weeks...
Look at me
Who am i sposed to be?
Who am i sposed to beeee....
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I LOVE that song! It squeezes my heart.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
For LoLo:
Here I am
what am I supposed to do?
what am I supposed to do?
Here I am
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
Here I am
Oh My Love Oh My Love
Look at me,Oh Please Look at me,My Love
here I am-Oh My Love
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 16, 2008 - 1:02pm.
@ KarenF-
Me too! "3 snaps in a Z formation!" or "haaaaated it!" Aww, miss the days of In Living Color.
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Me too. I would even just fast forward through JLo's fatass dance sequences if I had to just to see some more MOF.
Submitted by missy on July 16, 2008 - 3:50pm.
did you say EEEVIL birthday??
ACTUALLY!!! my bday is 10-9, SAME AS JOHN LENNON AND SAME AS SEAN LENNON!!
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My berfday is also 10/9.....yeah, another evil bitch.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
missy, the only reason I am glad I was not born in 1950, is I would have been such a great disco queen, and done so many drugs, i doubt I'd be alive today.....hehehe
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 16, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Do I care that someone posted a video making fun of Americans? No, but if Kizzy does she has every right to say so.
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I don't remember anyone saying she didn't.
However, if others find her objection unreasonable, they're equally entitled to mock it. That's the glorious thing about free speech.
I promised I wasn't going to comment on this anymore, but I lied. It's not about anyone objecting to anything. It's not about anyone having a differing opinion. What it's about is being reasonable in those objections/opinions & not lashing out & insulting the other posters.
I think the mocking started in an effort to lighten the thread. That's all I will say on this topic. (Probably. LOL)
I agree w/ both sides of the war thing -- it ain't our job to police anyone but ourselves, & let's hit the road & see what happens. They didn't ask for us to invade their country, guns & bombs blasting.
On topic: The only thing I've ever liked SJP in is "Footloose." I found her to be very natural & fun in that movie.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 16, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Do I care that someone posted a video making fun of Americans? No, but if Kizzy does she has every right to say so.
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I don't remember anyone saying she didn't.
However, if others find her objection unreasonable, they're equally entitled to mock it. That's the glorious thing about free speech.
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True, but making the statement that "she has every right to say so" was in response to my own statement "Do I care that someone posted a video making fun of Americans? No...". It was not meant to imply that someone else had said she didn't. Didn't we just talk about how things can be so easily misinterpreted? Case in point, I guess.
I have had Lennon song stuck in my head for the past few weeks...
Look at me
Who am i sposed to be?
Who am i sposed to beeee....
*i type the word how it sounds in the song bitches*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
@ KarenF-
Me too! "3 snaps in a Z formation!" or "haaaaated it!" Aww, miss the days of In Living Color.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
@KarenFlatts
First off, I love the avie. 2nd, I totally agree. It does get annoying to have DUMB AMERICANS shit constantly shoved down your throat.
With that being said, I didn't watch the video, I'm not offended, blah blah blah.
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Thanks, and thanks. I love me some "Men on Film".
"The Daily Mail thinks My Little Pony Parker finally got her witch's mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn't take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off."
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Um, remind me not to read Dlisted when I'm already feeling nauseated. :) MichaelK is too good at this.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 16, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Do I care that someone posted a video making fun of Americans? No, but if Kizzy does she has every right to say so.
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I don't remember anyone saying she didn't.
However, if others find her objection unreasonable, they're equally entitled to mock it. That's the glorious thing about free speech.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 16, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Let's see how long the rest of the world lasts without the godawful Americans interfering, 'kay? Enough said.
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The whole idea that the world needs some kind of global policeman, and that we're qualified for that task, is a myth cooked up by people in power to justify trying to control the world with military force. The real reason for wanting to control the world is not to protect the world, but to loot the world's resources for personal gain.
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The reason for us being involved overseas aside, my point is just that: Let's see. Maybe the world will implode, maybe it won't. Then we'll know if we really were acting as a benefactor or just simply benefitting. I'm just tired of being told we aren't wanted. What I'd like to know is, who's more afraid to find out?
OCTOBER 1978 = ONE HELL OF A MONTH!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
When you come across the state line into Texas the is a pretty good size sign that says we are "THE PROUD HOME OF GWB" and I can't help but to laugh everytime I see and say "well, maybe to some of us but the others..."
OT:
What I like about SJP is that she doesn't fit the mold of a classic beauty. Not been nose-carved, not implanted that I know of, and has made it because she has talent. She is kind of an everygal who made it.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
10/27 same as Sylvia plath!
Submitted by zomay on July 16, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Karen Flatts on July 16, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Since the other side of the argument has been so eloquently detailed in Kizzy's absence...
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Which is very rare! Kizzy is here like 20 hours a day.
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Yeah, I've noticed that some are in here quite a bit more than others, which would inevitably lead to a few more disagreements with others. Probably the rush to go to lunch didn't exactly help her to plead her case either, but I can relate to getting a little pissed when all I read about is how much America sucks. I am most definitely a realist, but it gets a little ridiculous.
Quite honestly, my belief is that if others don't want us there, let's get the fuck out and do more for our own. If we concentrated on ourselves a little more we'd all be better off.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 2:49pm.
AGREED
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
did you say EEEVIL birthday??
MUAAHAHAHAA!!
ACTUALLY!!! my bday is 10-9, SAME AS JOHN LENNON AND SAME AS SEAN LENNON!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I also love my Country and would like to see it flourish again.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 16, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Let's see how long the rest of the world lasts without the godawful Americans interfering, 'kay? Enough said.
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Americans have been systematically conditioned to believe the world would erupt into chaos if not for our charity and protection. Actually it got along before we were ever a world power, and would get along much the same if we no longer were.
The whole idea that the world needs some kind of global policeman, and that we're qualified for that task, is a myth cooked up by people in power to justify trying to control the world with military force. The real reason for wanting to control the world is not to protect the world, but to loot the world's resources for personal gain.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
aw psl!! we would have made awesome mods or hippies!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Missy- we are the same age. Did you have your evil birthday yet? J/K- That number doesn't seem too bad to me.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on July 16, 2008 - 3:44pm.
uh,C Word, does your brother scream like a girl when he hears the word "MOIST"? then runs away screaming while trying not to let his tiara slip off of his head??? if so, we should talk...HAHAHA!
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Well, he hasn't done that in quite some time....
maybe we should talk. :D
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
@KarenFlatts
First off, I love the avie. 2nd, I totally agree. It does get annoying to have DUMB AMERICANS shit constantly shoved down your throat.
With that being said, I didn't watch the video, I'm not offended, blah blah blah.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
missy, I was born too late too....i was 10 when Lennon was shot....I always say I should have been born in 1950....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
dude I am so proud to be an american and I love my country. Doesnt mean I cant laugh at or criticize some of our less redeeming qualities. I see your point though, and Ill never jump on any anti-american bandwagon.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
uh,C Word, does your brother scream like a girl when he hears the word "MOIST"? then runs away screaming while trying not to let his tiara slip off of his head??? if so, we should talk...HAHAHA!
Karen Flatts on July 16, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Since the other side of the argument has been so eloquently detailed in Kizzy's absence...
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Which is very rare! Kizzy is here like 20 hours a day.
Its about sharing funny witty opinions (like we usually do)...that's how I see it but yes, there are times we all get offended about something, and ok, sure it happens but there's no need to disrespect anyone....that's all.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
DebFrmHell - thats funny!! yeah I guess if I think about it, Beatles performances were filled with SCREAMING fans... well, at least you were in the same room with John, Paul, and George! oh, and Ringo.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*Pulls out beer bong and loads it up with Jack*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Since the other side of the argument has been so eloquently detailed in Kizzy's absence, let me just say this-- I don't know what happened yesterday, nor do I give a flying fuck, and I probably wouldn't have given a flying fuck about the video either. However, I know it's not very popular right now to be proud of being American, but I am a little sick of having how dumb and all around godawful Americans are shoved down my throat. If it were up to me, I would withdraw our troops IMMEDIATELY. Let's see how long the rest of the world lasts without the godawful Americans interfering, 'kay? Enough said.
Do I think there are problems with our Educational and Political Systems? Fuck yeah-- I happen to conscious, thank you. Do I care that someone posted a video making fun of Americans? No, but if Kizzy does she has every right to say so. As it has been pointed out numerous times, however, this thread is not about Americans being dumb, it's about that butt-ugly mole on SJP's face. Someone finally gave her a quarter to go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off her face. Yee-haw. Thank you, Uncle Buck.
Eastgirl: thank you!
(about SJP smoking in the movie)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Who raelly noticed that.
www.TheCeeList.com
www.Behindthelateshow.com
Wow. I was JUST looking at that mole of hers in one those Garnier haircolor ads in a magazine on the can this morning, and thought, man, that is one ugly ass mole.
How could someone so downright homely make so goddamn much money playing someone who was supposed to be pretty. (yes, I am shallow and mean, I know.).
She may be the nicest person in the whole wide world, but pretty, no, she is not.
And it must have bugged her, cause now it's gone.
Submitted by missy,
I would love to tell you it was an amazing concert but while images are there and I can see their lips moving, hands moving, music being played...all I get is screaming! lots and lots of screaming from fans...lol. Great to have been there but would have liked to hear something, you know, musical, kind of Beatle-ly.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
uhh, DebFrmHell - color me JEALOUS! thats amazing... I was just in London and stopped by the Abbey Road studio and still to this day people from all around the world scribble homages to the fab five on the wall in from of the studio...
Im a huge Beatles lover, but I was 2 when Lennon was shot. Born in the worng generation I always thought!
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Submitted by moonmaid on July 16, 2008 - 3:25pm.
@ cword -
damn, that's not a mole, that's a mountain!
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I know, impressive isn't it? :)
@kittiesandbubbles: if I didn't know better, I'd say we have the same brother!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Mrs. K,
I saw the Beatles live in 1965. In Houston. I am 56 on 8/2...lol
OH YEAH- Well I saw BeatleMania and... Yeah, you are much cooler than me.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 12:21pm.
So I am NOT the oldest bitch in these parts.
Damn, can't I ever be first at anything?
:)
see emoticon above
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
HAAAAA The C Word!!!!!! I agree 100%!!!!! My brother used to walk around with his fist up by his eyebrow, sing in a falsetto voice & call himself Aaron Neville. SO FUNNY when drunk..good times...
@ cword -
damn, that's not a mole, that's a mountain!
Yesterdays rants are just like todays rants. They are over. History. Mood has lightened up considerably. Can we please move on?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Mrs. K,
I saw the Beatles live in 1965. In Houston. I am 56 on 8/2...lol
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by moonmaid on July 16, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Oh and before I leave, I must mention that, speaking of moles, Mets outfielder Carlos Beltran's mole has its own website, I kid you not. Then again, it's a big mole:
http://metsmole.com/main/?page_id=19
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No one can touch Aaron Neville (or his mole):
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/050902/n_aaron_nevill...
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
MOLEY! MOLEY! MOLEY!
It's not about differing opinions or even expressing offense. It's about how you do it. Attacking someone by telling them to fuck off or calling them names doesn't work, & it dumbs down your argument.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Methinks I am the oldest one in the group...
I R A OLD HIPPIE!
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How old when you when the Beatles made their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
RIP MOLE Molay, Moleee, Molaaah, Molita, Molafa, Molericiuos. buhbye.