Wednesday, July 16th 2008
The Mole!
The Daily Mail thinks My Little Pony Parker finally got her witch's mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn't take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off. She showed up to the MLB All-Star game at Yankees Stadium last night without her mole.
You can still see a small mark. Maybe she covered that shit up or maybe she removed it for medical reasons. What am I saying? Who really gives an eff?! Although, I will miss the mole. The mole made her look even more like Witchie Poo. Witchie Poo is a hot bitch.
And I don't know about the mole, but her prune hands look like they've been soaking in the bath for fucking years. Bitch needs some cocoa butter.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Mrs K,
You are a wise woman.
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Thank you.
I owe it all to Prozac
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 11:56am.
Hey slutz, it's easy to misinterpret shit sometimes. Especially when you're communicating in text only.
Kizzy made a quick general statement yesterday about dumb cunts rushing the banks and someone else read it as a criticism. Kizz did her best to rescue but then it turned to poo.
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That "someone else" would be me, right? And by the way I disagree that someone is a "dumb cunt" for switching banks.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 16, 2008 - 9:00pm.
A molehill. Har.
I had one removed from next to my ear; I'm SO glad it's gone. It's just a great feeling NOT to touch that stupid little bump every time I touch my ear.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Methinks I am the oldest one in the group...
I R A OLD HIPPIE!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Mrs K,
You are a wise woman.
LCT,
Steven Paige is going thru a marriage break up. Guess songs came true.
SandBitch,
I (((heart))) all emoticons. They make me laugh.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
zomay, whatever she spends, it's worth it.....the woman has GORGEOUS hair....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
ok. i really am going to lunch now. Kizzy should be back any minute. I'll eat a big sammich to be prepared for the World Wide Wrastling Match Against Offendedness title.
(Mrs. Kravitz - I was born in the 60's!!!!!!!!! Nuff said!!! Don't remind me. Where's my Metamucil and Fukitol?)
I like that she looks somewhat different, and didn't get her nose cut into the Michael Jackson/Angelina alien look. She keeps her kid and her no-no holes under wraps, is the excpetion to the childstar rule, and doesn't come across as a total douche in interviews.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
moonmaid on July 16, 2008 - 11:57am.
Would you find it offensive if she had removed her own mole at home with a Home Mole Removal Kit?
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No, that would be gross!
Oh and before I leave, I must mention that, speaking of moles, Mets outfielder Carlos Beltran's mole has its own website, I kid you not. Then again, it's a big mole:
http://metsmole.com/main/?page_id=19
Submitted by missy on July 16, 2008 - 11:41am.
I dropped out of undergrad and am frightened at the prospect of going back even though I really feel I should.
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Hi Missy ~ I can understand you not wanting to go back - the expense! Plus the classes really have gotten harder. I work at a university and a museum, so I get time off to go to class and get what's called "tuition-reduction"...I don't know if they have that available where you are, but it might be something to look into (work at a university, that is). It seems to me that finishing school always comes down to the money for a lot of people. Kids who do college on financial aid have such HUGE debt when they graduate nowadays, just from undergrad! Like 60-100 thousand. Nevermind graduate school!
You can either get that crap frozen so it just falls off, or surgically removed.
I had three on my face that were removed surgically (yes, I am a molehill; it's genetics, I can't help it).
Anywaaaay, the surgeon did a great job. No scars or marks left. I felt like I had an entire make over. I used to feel so self-conscious about my profile, etc., but not anymore. Plus, you never know if they are malignant or not. It's better to have them removed. She looks a lot better without it.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
alright, gotta step out for a sec, folks... offend ya soon!!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 11:56am.
Hey slutz, it's easy to misinterpret shit sometimes. Especially when you're communicating in text only.
which is why I say...
Seek First to Understand, Then to be Understood
learn it, love it, live it
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
DiamondDawg I never saw the movie. I will wait for it to be on tv.
parissucksliterally, honestly how much do you think she spends on hair? Maybe 500 every two weeks?
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hahahahha Sandbitch...I know, sometimes it is very hard to tell "tone" when you are reading posts...my ex and I would get into fights a lot while IMing because of that....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
MLPP is just dehydrated. If she drinks a glass of water, the mole will puff back up nicely.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 8:56pm.
I'm totally offended that anyone would be so presumptuous as to tell me not to use emoticons. :)
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by zomay on July 16, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Was SJP in those hair commercials? Because that offends me. LIKE she colors her hair at home.
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Would you find it offensive if she had removed her own mole at home with a Home Mole Removal Kit?
I find hairy squirrel fur moles offensive. And long popped out hair sprouting moles as well.
Eek, I've just offended myself. I must "flounce out" now...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 2:54pm.
LCT-my BareNaked Ladies guy got busted...sadness.
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I read about that... wtf is he doing snorting coke and all that garbage? He's a BNL. He doesn't need anything but a smile.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by kdracofan on July 16, 2008 - 11:54am.
I noticed, she did not smoke in the movie. It was a mistake IMO to change the aspect of Carrie's character without addressing it.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
DD
how old are you? I thought I was the oldest hag on the block.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Hey slutz, it's easy to misinterpret shit sometimes. Especially when you're communicating in text only.
Kizzy made a quick general statement yesterday about dumb cunts rushing the banks and someone else read it as a criticism. Kizz did her best to rescue but then it turned to poo.
Anyways, I'd rather ref a good bitch slap than resort to using fucking emoticons. If you slutz ever start using smiley faces, I'm going back to justfuckingjared.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GJkKMPHxw
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 11:54am.
**Sitting with Mrs. K in the corner watching everyone be offensive**
Mrs. K,
Care for a Fruit Roll Up?
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YUM!
:)
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
zomay - LOL!! yeah, Ive been trying to cut back too... you know what they say about sucking too much donkey ball!! wait, what do they say?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 2:50pm.
stinking grammar, 'eh?!... i think grammar's offended... and i think i've offended grammar for speaking for it.... and i think i'm offended that grammar is offended at the fact i've spoken for it... and gotten it offended
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
**Sitting with Mrs. K in the corner watching everyone be offensive**
Mrs. K,
Care for a Fruit Roll Up?
LCT-my BareNaked Ladies guy got busted...sadness.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
kdraco - thanks! I got your email and will email you after work. I don't like logging into my off work email addy cuz i'm paranoid they have a keylogger on my puter.
Diamond: I thought...wait...crap I can't remember if she smoked in the movie.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Hi missy! I cut down on my donkey ballz.
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Hi Zomay!
I think I noticed that in the MOVIE SJP did NOT smoke!
Am I wrong?
and I agree, I dint like the smoking SJP in the tv show. I thought about how i would not want to be in that teeny apt.
Don't get offended, I'm a former smoker! smoked for 10 years and I am now quit for longer than I was a smoker. How old does that make me? That's right, 80!
and don't get offended over my stinking grammar, spelling, and punktuation. this ain't a class, you know!
Submitted by zomay on July 16, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Actually in all seriousness, me too. BUT I'm more offended by that damned wart on her chin! MK can glamorize it & try calling it a mole, but I can't be fooled!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 11:38am.
So I can no longer tell someone to go get flounced?
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Tatale, you can do whatever you want. If you're not happy, I'm not happy.
*it's ok; I'll sit in the dark*
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
zomay, you don't think SJP pays $16.99 to get her hair colored?
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Dramaqueen hi. SJP offends me because she glamorized smoking on her show.
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Submitted by missy on July 16, 2008 - 2:44pm.
"DONKEY BALL SUCKING BITCh!!"... see, there's that nerve i was talkin' about!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
This is the reason I love this shiot people...I sit behind this devil desk all the live long day working for the man with little to do except read. These are the days that make my shiot job worthwhile... you guys are some funny motherfu&kers...hopefully that was not too offensive and yes you too can get a check for multiple disorders!
Zomay: SJP was! I am offended cause you offended biatch! lmao
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 11:35am.
And in that weird synchronicity that sometimes happens in threads, my giant orange kitty that jumped on me earlier is named...Tigger.
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TA DA!!!!!
*doing dance of joy*
it's the little things that make life so beautiful, no?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Hi Zomay! :)
Nice to 'see' you around!
DiamondDawg: I am seriously impressed.
Maybe we can email each other: secretdlisted83@aol.com
I'd like to hear more of your work and studies.
:)
ZOMAY YOU DONKEY BALL SUCKING BITCh!!
how are ya? ♥♥
:D
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Rocket
Im going on a rocket
Im packing my suitcase
and flying to spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Rocket!
Im a goin on a rocket....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Was SJP in those hair commercials? Because that offends me. LIKE she colors her hair at home.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:39pm.
APPLAUSE!!!
good for you DD!!! I dropped out of undergrad and am frightened at the prospect of going back even though I really feel I should. Bravo darling :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 2:38pm.
see, i got talent!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Kdraco,
I have an undergraduate degree in English Literature. I've been working at this museum for 6 years and I'm trying to get into graduate school for art history. The problem is that I don't have enough undergraduate art history classes to seriously be considered, so I'm working on it - one class at a time. And remember, I'm old enough to remember seeing 9to5 the FIRST time it came out.
Zomay! So glad you joined our party! Jump right in & get offended. Everybody's doing it!
ESE: Yep, nervy & offensive. That's me. Oh, & dramatic.
Lolo: Aw heck, just pick anything to be offended over -- it's the new black!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
_Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Your lack of offensive comments are offensive to those who have been offended!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by missy on July 16, 2008 - 2:35pm.
i was just talkin' about you!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 1:33pm.
But whatever his weight in pounds, shillings, and ounces,
He always seems bigger because of his flounces.
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So I can no longer tell someone to go get flounced? Now I AM offended...
I am a very flouncy kind of gal!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.