Wednesday, July 16th 2008
The Mole!
The Daily Mail thinks My Little Pony Parker finally got her witch's mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn't take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off. She showed up to the MLB All-Star game at Yankees Stadium last night without her mole.
You can still see a small mark. Maybe she covered that shit up or maybe she removed it for medical reasons. What am I saying? Who really gives an eff?! Although, I will miss the mole. The mole made her look even more like Witchie Poo. Witchie Poo is a hot bitch.
And I don't know about the mole, but her prune hands look like they've been soaking in the bath for fucking years. Bitch needs some cocoa butter.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 8:31pm.
How does this relate to the thread? Well, both FRIDA and SJP had/have great style.
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And both their husbands f'd other men!
ESE WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING ME IVE GOT NERVE!!
wait, I do have nerves. so confused.
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Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Im offended that no one has offended me and that i do not know what was so offensive to the offended.
give me a min. i'll think of something.... then again, i don't want to offend you
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
Have no idea what a FLOUNCE is but it sounds very sexy. "Hey baby, want to come up to my room and see my Flounces?"
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The story of "FLOUNCE"
A couple years ago I was on a conspiracy forum and a very great, funny, witty, caustic member named Cassandra was getting her a$$ kicked one day by the mean guys on the forum. She was so offended she announced that she had bought a new "flounce outfit" and was leaving the forum for good! So we called it a "FLOUNCE" and had immense fun with her flouncing out. Thing is, it didn't last because she came back, so her flouncing was forever reflected back at her. Moral of the story: It's never a good idea to announce you're leaving a forum. Just leave.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Really?
Im offended!
Carrot! offended times teaux!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Kdraco - i took a class last semester about Mexican Art (post Colonial period) and we covered the China Poblana topic for like a second
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hm, thats really interesting!! thanks DD!!
hey, is that where the term "mirra!!" is from?? (the legend)
like what spanish people say when they want to get your attention...
am I way off??
have I offended anyone? if so, suck it!
kidding
anyways, mirra?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 8:33pm.
And in that weird synchronicity that sometimes happens in threads, my giant orange kitty that jumped on me earlier is named...Tigger.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
Have no idea what a FLOUNCE is but it sounds very sexy. "Hey baby, want to come up to my room and see my Flounces?"
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DebFrmHell, I think it's a very subtle reference to Tigger from Winnie the Pooh
But whatever his weight in pounds, shillings, and ounces,
He always seems bigger because of his flounces.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
DiamondDawg: 'well blow me down'
You smartie pants you! I am impressed!
What's your major?
I have a minor in Art History.
I did know why Frida chose such costumes but I wasn't aware of the rest of the information. I saved the link!
Thank you very much for sharing it with us.
:)
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Im offended that no one has offended me and that i do not know what was so offensive to the offended.
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What are you offended about?! You're the most offensive ho around here!
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Lolo, you smell like bum balls.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 8:31pm.
How does this relate to the thread? Well, both FRIDA and SJP had/have great style.
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Oooh, pushing it. So offensive.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Im offended that no one has offended me and that i do not know what was so offensive to the offended.
*bloop*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Bradiful Bitch: LMAO Love your cupcakes & your 'boot dance'
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PSL, you are a great friend to volunteer such services...LOL!
I never understood how peeps got sick. To me it just like watching a $400 bar tab go down the sink. err. toilet.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 16, 2008 - 2:29pm.
all i have to say is... you've got a lot of nerve, missy!... wait a sec, you're drama aren't you?!... still, lotta nerve!!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Diamond Dawg it was funny. I am a proud 'merican and it was little hard to watch. There are 4 generations of proud military people in my family and they would say that clip was funny. I find it starange that a website built to make fun of EVERYONE is even having this issue. There are dumb Americans and smart ones. Just like every other country. Maybe you are being attacked because you are my friend.
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Kdraco - i took a class last semester about Mexican Art (post Colonial period) and we covered the China Poblana topic for like a second. I was so intrigued by it because it came up in an internet topic about the Ancient Immortals and John Pallifox Key (time travel weirdness) a year before I took the class. Read the part on "The Legend of the China Poblana" - its very interesting and should explain Frida's chosen "costume" and its connection to China and Mexico:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Poblana
(did you know the history about it already?)
How does this relate to the thread? Well, both FRIDA and SJP had/have great style.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 8:29pm.
I'm offended just hearing about it. Plus I'm offended that ESE is being so offensive.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 1:26pm.
I'm offended at your use of the word "accusing." You did this to yourself, buddy boy. I'm infinity offended!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Deb, I can't stomach the smell of Tequila, but I'll hold your hair if you puke......that's the kind of friend I am.....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
Highly offensive, Mrs. K, highly offensive indeed...
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You should try and eat what I made for dinner last night. Oy, that was offensive!
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Seek First to Understand,. Then to be Understood
Right?
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Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. I am way too jacked up on coffee and Diet Pepsi to be able to really think about that to understand it in this context, but it sounds smart, so high five. I wubs yew.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
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Johnny Depp, Cupcakes, Pancakes, LENNY, Alec Baldwin, Daniel Craig, Baby Animals, Bong Hits, Tequila, Buffalo Wings....
*does boot moves, bangs green beans on tennis cans*
happy happy happy happy.......
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Does he have a bug in his mouth??
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Highly offensive, Mrs. K, highly offensive indeed...
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Have no idea what a FLOUNCE is but it sounds very sexy. "Hey baby, want to come up to my room and see my Flounces?"
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 16, 2008 - 2:24pm.
are you accusing me of being offensive?!... that's it!.. i'm beyond offended!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:22am.
Seek First to Understand,. Then to be Understood
Right?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
In totally non-offensive off-topic news, my 22-pound orange kitty just suddenly jumped into my arms as I was sitting here at the computer...something he's never done before. It was so cute.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by joanne on July 16, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Yesterday my man said I was insane and my daughter told me I was retarded, can you be both? Can I get money for this? We are the world.
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FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT IVE READ ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!
(and Mrs K... ♥ for you)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 1:23pm.
It's that a cheap little sense of superiority I get when I apply a label.
Some days that's all you can hope for.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 2:23pm.
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No se puede vivir con tanto veneno.
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Love your siggy....that's line of "no" by Shakira
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DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Hi My China Poblana Frida Kdraco!
I have never done a FLOUNCE on a forum. I'm just taking the afternoon off because I did a my bad that offended a few people. I'll be back another day. Or maybe even later today. I just really am sorry I got so many people worked up. I often think things are funny when others don't, so I'll be working on my boundaries at lunch. (lol
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NOW I AM OFFENDED!
lmao
(just kidding - the comments made me laugh)
Enjoy lunch and come back. That's it.
*putting my foot down* :)
PS: I love the MY new name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 1:18pm.
damnit!... i'm offended that you people are offended!!
Well, if you weren't so damned offensive in your comments, nobody would be offended!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 11:17am.
I feel like falling off the wagon today. Care to join me for some Tequila, no salt, no lime no back. And make them a double please.
Need a chaperon *cough* enabler?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 2:21pm.
and that offends me!... i'm tender
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Yesterday my man said I was insane and my daughter told me I was retarded, can you be both? Can I get money for this? We are the world.
@Migraineuse
Shrug.
It's that a cheap little sense of superiority I get when I apply a label.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:20pm
I think you only offended one person!
AND when I think of Norway I DO think of norweigan furniture. TEAM TEAK!
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I'm not trying to bust anyone's balls here, but let me make a point. Yes, some people are at some point going to get offended by some of the stuff that's posted on here because let's face it, we're not a politically correct group by any means. Just as much as those people are allowed to post 'PC' comments, the people who are offended by them are allowed to comment on it.
Having said that, if one person takes offence to every single little thing (ie, the race issue that seems to have nothing to do with the price of rice in China more often than not) and that person blasts everyone and personally slams them, then yes, it's a problem. But if someone finds something offensive and they are trusted otherwise as a great poster, take a second before you blast them for it. Make sense?
I've taken offense to a few things on here at some point or another and I've voiced it, and people were gracious enough to respect why I was upset about it. That courtesy should be given to everyone unless they're a total raging dumbshit, and those are easy to pick out.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 8:16pm.
How dare you imply that Norwegians know the most about lutefisk? That's so narrow-minded!
What about Norwegian death metal? Or Norwegian furniture design? Noooo, when anybody thinks of Norway they think "lutefisk". I personally am totally sick of it.
P.S. I'm offended that you even mentioned this, because my great grandmother was from Sweden, which isn't Norway, but is right next door, and she knew nothing about lutefisk. SO there!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 8:18pm.
How dare you!!
Now I'm offended that you're offended that we're offended by your being offended!
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
joanne, honey, give that thumb a rest. It ain't getting better any time soon!
& DD, my mom jeans fit my big, fat ass just fine, thank you!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Hi My China Poblana Frida Kdraco!
I have never done a FLOUNCE on a forum. I'm just taking the afternoon off because I did a my bad that offended a few people. I'll be back another day. Or maybe even later today. I just really am sorry I got so many people worked up. I often think things are funny when others don't, so I'll be working on my boundaries at lunch. (lol)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE!!!
:p
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 2:17pm.
sweetheart, you pick the drink, you pick the time, you pick the place... i'm there!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 16, 2008 - 11:17am.
oooh you guys are cranky today.
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I think its because everyone's MOM JEANS fit TIGHT today.
just sayin.
damnit!... i'm offended that you people are offended!!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 11:14am.
i have to say.. i'm offended by everything you've just said.... hehehehehe!
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LOL. I keep trying to leave for the afternoon, but you guyses are so funny.