Bret Is Back For More
Surprise, surprise. Bret Michaels and Rock of Love 2's winner, Ambre Lake, broke up. Like they were ever together. You know what this means? Yup, Rock of Love 3 will be back on Vh1 early next year. This kind of sucks, because the genital warts I caught from watching last season were just starting to clear up.
This time around Bret is filling his tour bus with a bunch of skanks and bringing them on the road with him. They will travel across the country with Bret on a month-long-tour. Most of the skanks will feel right at home since they probably grew up in a trailer.
Each time the tour bus stops in a new city, the whores will complete in challenges and one will be left off the bus. It will be called Rock of Love Bus.
This shit is not about finding love. This shit is about watching a bunch of chicken heads get drunk and do ho shit in their natural environment.
I will only watch this show if the sexy bitch on the right in the picture above is in it. Who am I fooling? I'm going to watch it anyway. I can't wait for the Waffle House challenge. You know there's going to be one.
Great. More crabs and weave for another year.
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Wow, another Carrot Top separated at birth.
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Submitted by blueangel on July 17, 2008 - 3:50am.
There are few females older than 10 that are attracted to Peter Pan.
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Wanna bet?
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on July 16, 2008 - 7:43pm.
See, I wouldn't put myself in this kind of situation because what happens if you have to take a shit on a tour bus with 20+ girls and the dude you're supposed to romance??
I worry about these things.
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Most tourbuses have a no shit rule. for a damn good reason.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Can they please, please pick another greasy rocker to do this? Bret's effeminate face is so annoying with his dumb "heeyooo" bullshit horny antics.
I think he should just grab the lady to his left and call it a day, already.
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Isn't Brett Michaels a little old for this? At this point, he's got to be close to 50 and he still thinks and acts like a teenager. No wonder he hasn't found a partner yet. There are few females older than 10 that are attracted to Peter Pan.
well, duh
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
See, I wouldn't put myself in this kind of situation because what happens if you have to take a shit on a tour bus with 20+ girls and the dude you're supposed to romance??
I worry about these things.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
I am soooooooooooooo ashamed that I'm so gonna watch this trash AGAIN! Ok, not I'm not...Yeah, I'm gonna...Oh DListed save me! MK, be trashier than Rock of CrackWhores 3,876...and I will not be tempted to stray...Oh, who am I kidding? I need me some drunken, degraded skankdom that only Brett Michaels can attract...God help me!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is his Hair/Bandana/Hat all attached into one strange contraption that is glued to his head?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Mel-tang: *hugs*
I am outty...have a good night and boys & girls: behave! :)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
kdracofan:
I'm so FAWKING honored!!!!
You and your siggie have my blessing. :)
Thank you. I will walk with my chest out even more than usual today. tee hee
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
ROFLMAO!!! I knew he wouldnt stay with Ambre. He isnt interested in settling down. What a joke!
Hells yea , I can't wait to see what new ho bag I'll fap for.
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
EWW!
Lol
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
GAH. take THREE on this nasty train-wreck shit?! and to think i actually liked bret michaels in poison back in the hair band days... i can't believe i'm actually admitting that...
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Submitted by mediawhore on July 16, 2008 - 12:05pm.
does anyone else think brett and fergie are long lost twins?
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Which Fergie: the lousy singer or the Duchess of York? Either way, the answer is a resound YES!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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VH1 has officially gone to hell
Submitted by mediawhore on July 16, 2008 - 1:05pm.
does anyone else think brett and fergie are long lost twins?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
The person in striped shirt on BM's left looks just like Steve Perry from Journey.
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Heaven forgive me, he looks like a power dyke.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 16, 2008 - 3:01pm.
He looks like the gay stripper at a fat DMV employee's bachelorette party.
Ahaha...a DMV employee. They are the most miserable people. EVER.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
does anyone else think brett and fergie are long lost twins?
Why the hell does he need to do another one? That hot bitch in the stripes would do anything he wanted, you know it...
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
DeeDee: I am 'on' it since yesterday! lol
I was super cranky this morning as well.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
You would think with the money he made off the last 2 seasons, Bret could buy a better looking wig-dana... Maybe VH1 could throw in a few complimentary Botox sessions to for this season. Cause you know they are going to be sponsored by Valtrex.
Ki Ki Dallas
He looks like the gay stripper at a fat DMV employee's bachelorette party.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 16, 2008 - 1:48pm.
by Mel-Tang on July 16, 2008 - 2:42pm.
D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL
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Mel tang: I'd like to ask if I can use this line as my siggy. Also: this will be the 1st time I use another user's line as a siggy...so that's my compliment to you.
(you are right-on! about Dlisted lmao)
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LMFAO Mel-Tang! I was in the BITCHIEST mood yesterday! You're theory is right!
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Brett had a "VIP" party at the bar down the street from me last Saturday night. $30 to get in the door. Haha. I didn't go but I thought about it just to see if I could pull off the wig or soemthing.
Bret Michaels is the ultimate dbag.
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I will only watch this show if the sexy bitch on the right in the picture above is in it.
That would be MUCH hotter than the usual crop of trannified truck stop hookers.
Bret looks like Mia Michaels with a weave.
by Mel-Tang on July 16, 2008 - 2:42pm.
D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL
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Mel tang: I'd like to ask if I can use this line as my siggy. Also: this will be the 1st time I use another user's line as a siggy...so that's my compliment to you.
(you are right-on! about Dlisted lmao)
I figured something was up a while ago when I went to her myspace and she wasn't playing a Brett Michaels song. I just checked and it now says she is single.
"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
MK, I just KNEW you had to comment on the hot ho on the right.
LMAO I was thinking the same thing...
hahahahahahahaha
D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by kdracofan on July 16, 2008 - 1:38pm.
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They have the same overly-injected face and 'roid lip thing going on. It weirds me out because I can't decide if he's overly feminine or she's overly masculine.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Fergie only DREAMS of looking this fresh and femme
ISprainedMyUvula on July 16, 2008 - 2:37pm.
I'm still convinced that's really Fergie.
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bawwaahhhaahhhaaahhhaaa....you kill me woman!
Broke up? Doesn’t breaking up entail to be together at one point or another?
I'm still convinced that's really Fergie.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Rock of Love is a bunch of bullcrap. Real love with that skanked out man-ho is never gonna happen. Now, it'd be a winner if it was called Crockpot of Crabs (as in STDs).
I literally don't think i have ever been this happy. The vicodin and caffeine may be helping, but damn!
Oh I love this trash!!! YES!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 16, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Take it to the SJP thread! That is today's official place to be offended.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
awesome! more bad scripts, really bad acting (even though they claim it's reality tv, but we all know it's not) and more std's I can handle.
Shocked, I'm just 'shocked' that the great love didn't last. NOT.
"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
I am offended by the *ROCK ON!!!* hand gestures in every fn picture. Brett is from my hometown and he asked his cousin (an acquaintence) to go to California and help him weed out some gals at the beginning of the season of Rock of Love 2.
The cousin swore to me that he did have feelings for the psycho, Kristy Jo
Wow. He'll be in Louisville soon. (They interviewed him on a local radio show this AM.) I can only imagine the footage.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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GROSS.
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