Bret Is Back For More
Surprise, surprise. Bret Michaels and Rock of Love 2's winner, Ambre Lake, broke up. Like they were ever together. You know what this means? Yup, Rock of Love 3 will be back on Vh1 early next year. This kind of sucks, because the genital warts I caught from watching last season were just starting to clear up.
This time around Bret is filling his tour bus with a bunch of skanks and bringing them on the road with him. They will travel across the country with Bret on a month-long-tour. Most of the skanks will feel right at home since they probably grew up in a trailer.
Each time the tour bus stops in a new city, the whores will complete in challenges and one will be left off the bus. It will be called Rock of Love Bus.
This shit is not about finding love. This shit is about watching a bunch of chicken heads get drunk and do ho shit in their natural environment.
I will only watch this show if the sexy bitch on the right in the picture above is in it. Who am I fooling? I'm going to watch it anyway. I can't wait for the Waffle House challenge. You know there's going to be one.
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Bret must be working on a new form of STD.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Awwwwwwah! Do we have to?
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Tru TV --the network formerly knows as Court TV -- would be out of business if it wasn't for "reality TV" veering this far from real reality.
I love when Bret says "This isn't a show, I want real love someone to go on tour with me and won't be intimated by all the women around me"
Wow, I just LOVE famous, rock stars.
His shiot looks all busted up... Prolly gonna watch though b/c at least it makes me laugh to watch his twats cry...
I am offended at this point that VHI even calls this celebreality crap "real." I think I have reached the end of the line with it all. you can fool me once..ok, fool me twice....but I won't be punked again. ____________________________________________
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If they expect me to watch ANOTHER season of this crap, I want to see that "chick" enter and win it.
God, I hate myself for watching this show.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
looks like a biker dyke -- guyliner and skin fillers do him no favors