My Kind Of Barbie
Why didn't have this kind of Barbie when I was a kid? This bitch is hot. Christian groups don't think so. They are throwing their bibles at Mattel, saying this new "S&M" Barbie is nothing but filth. Yeah, but that's why she's hot.
Mattel modeled their new Mega Whore Barbie after the comic book character Black Canary.
The group Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”
She still looks classier than a Bratz doll. I swear, I've seen at least one Bratz doll working the train tracks in nothing but a thong and thigh-high boots.
I hope S&M Barbie is followed by Pig Bottom Ken. He comes equipped with a harness, double-sided dildo, ball gag and anal beads. What am I saying? Ken is already a pig bottom.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Thanks Mrs. Kravitz and PSL. If I'm lucky, they'll have to pour me on the plane home!
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
The fabulous Jaime Sommers doll!
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Bionic-Woman-Jaime-Sommers-doll-Like-New-in-Box-...
Remember there was this one in her smart stewardess outfit, and the one where she's in her action jogging suit!
Of course, my favorite dolls were my Star Trek action figures. Kirk always hooked up with Uhura. Ha ha!
kizzy, I had those too! they had holes in their hands for the microphone!
"History of the World Part 1" is one of my favorite movies of all time...i know that shit verbatim!
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 6:00pm.
ImpertinentVixen,
The Inquisition, let's begin
The Inquisition, look out sin.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away,
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!!
Hey Torquemada, whaddya say?
I just got back from the AutodeFey
AutodeFey? What the AutodeFey?
What you oughta not do, but you do anyway....
***also runs out, also couldn't help myself
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Clarisse, I'm going to have to put you in the comfy chair and poke you with soft cushions!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
ImpertinentVixen,
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
*runs out of the room screaming*
"Couldn't help myself!!!!!"
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 16, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 16, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Sex is bad, but violence is cool? Well, apparently many Christians believe so...they've been practicing those values for centuries. Don't believe me? Brush up on your history.
You are 100% correct. Let's start with the crusades..... :)
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I will see your crusades and I will raise you a Spanish Inquisition.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I Heart,
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All Barbies are big hos. I had the Donny & Marie dolls, so Donny fucked her, too.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DeeDee on July 16, 2008 - 2:45pm.
I'm so ready for my mini-vacay!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 2:19pm.
We girls can do anything!
Right, Barbie?
Like maybe star in a hit HBO series called HOOKERS ON THE POINT?
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HILARIOUS!! Barbie bukkake, bratz hookers...one of the best threads ever imo=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
iHeartHaters, LMFAO! I can't believe you admitted that, either. hahaha
But I know what you mean. One of my kids blew up a surgical glove like a balloon and colored three of the fingers red with magic marker. I saw it lying on the floor, and got grossed out by it. It looked like it just got done fingering someone during their time of the month. EWWW
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I Heart, my Barbie's fucked like mad! I think everyone's did!
DeeDee, they are going to have to pour you on the plane home, eh?
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
This thread is fucking funny as shit!! Barbie sexy times ROTFL Geez I thought I was the only demented one who did that! Darci was the best because the could move her legs in ways Barbie never could BWahahaha:P I had tons of dolls and only one Ken, he was a total plastic manwhore. Oh yeah and I used to make maxi pads by cutting out paper towels and using red food coloring. Christ I can't believe I just admitted that shit=)) Oh the good ole days!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Yeah, that's who I turn to for credible news and social commentary: the "Christian Voice".
STFU!!!!
PSL...OMG! lol I stopped at 13 because one of my brothers friends came over unannounced and I was brushing my dolls hair and had nowhere to hide her. I was so embarrassed.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Slutty! I've been furiously cleaning and tending to he hubby so he doesn't figure out he will be alone with the children for a whole weekend! Hahaha I'm so ready for my mini-vacay!
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
I HeartHaters,...thanks!
I want that doll! I may have to bid! hehehe....I wish my b-day was coming up......lol
MelTang- we also had the Townhouse! I had the Boat and the Corvette with Camping attachment, and the Motor Home....I fucking LOVED playing with dolls...I think I stopped at 14...hehee
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
DeeDee!!! Where you been? Are you ready for your weekend trip?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 16, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I don't care if you put a princess dress on Barbie or a leather outfit, the Barbie is still going to end up naked; that's just a fact. As a youngster, I took my sister's Barbie's and simulated sex with my brother's GI Joe Kung Fu Action figure; look at me now, I turned out fine.... except I've had more military men enter me than the USS Saratoga.
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OMG bwahahahaha!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Skipper:
http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-GROWING-UP-SKIPPER-MATTEL-BARBIE-MINT-NRFB-1974...
She had a friend or cousin too named Growing Up Ginger. That one is REALLY hard to come across.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Yeah, you do!! You would win.
I had the regular Skipper doll.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I never had the Barbie corvette, but my friend did.
I had the townhouse with the real working elevator!
So, we were pretty cool. lol
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I had Darci dolls, too. And all of the superheroes (cat woman, Bat Girl, etc.)
But you couldn't get their clothes off.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Heehee Clarisse!
I told y'all....I am like "Rain Man" when it comes to this shit, TV shows and Song lyrics....I really need to get my ass on a Game Show....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
And how exactly is this Barbie "S&M"???
As I understand it, S&M is not a style of dress. Sure, some of its practitioners may favor leather and latex and the color black, but some don't.
And they better not be pointing too many fingers, because there's a lot of sadism and masochism in the Bible. Not to mention the Duggars. If THAT'S not a raging case of it...
hekki! You DO?!
Hurrah!!!! I thought Dlisters thought I was making that one up! Last time, no one remembered! I'm so happy! I loved that doll!
I didn't have the "Baby Joey" doll though....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
PSL,
Ah shit, you can not make that shit up!!!
Growing Up Skipper (1975-1977)
One of the most controversial dolls in 1975, just about every newspaper in the U.S.A. carried a story about her, some women's groups & a few parents wrote to complain, but with sales expected at 1 1/2 million, the doll must go on to market. She's 9" tall, long platinum or reddish blonde hair, curled end flip. "She's Two dolls in One" when you turn the left arm she grows a modest bust line, slimmer waist and becomes 3/4" taller. (turning the arm back again reverts to the previous shape doll).
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Mel_tang, in the 70's there was a doll called "Growing Up Skipper"..
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I have seen those Skippers in Barbie collecting books & on eBay, I think it's freakin hilarious!!
Awesome to see other people had Darci too! I still have a shitload LOL She's my absolute favorite doll by far.
Poor Barbie always gets the shit end of the stick. Blame all of society's problems on Babs. Blah blah blah I've heard it all before. Nothing new! She's the Madonna(old, cool 80s Madonna) of dolls. Eff the religious nutters, they always gotta be bitching about someone. Anyhoo this doll is hot but I don't intend on getting one. The adult lines tend to be quite pricey. Thanks for posting about Barbie, MK! This brightened my afternoon:) XoXo
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I don't care if you put a princess dress on Barbie or a leather outfit, the Barbie is still going to end up naked; that's just a fact. As a youngster, I took my sister's Barbie's and simulated sex with my brother's GI Joe Kung Fu Action figure; look at me now, I turned out fine.... except I've had more military men enter me than the USS Saratoga.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
They had Gloria and Mike dolls?
Did they have Archie and Edith, too?
Where the fawk was I???
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
PSL: I remember that one!
And I'll raise you one anatomically-correct Baby Joey doll... From "All In The Family" - Gloria and Mike's baby - they made a doll of it. It had a penis. Do you remember that? My BFF had one - her parents were "free thinkers".
PSL..No way!!!
I think I have just become aware of the root of all of my adult problems.
I didn't have a Growing up Skipper doll. Dammit.
LMFAO
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Mel_tang, in the 70's there was a doll called "Growing Up Skipper"...you moved her arm around, and she grew lil boobies! I swear! I have brought it up here before, no on seems to remember....but I have three friends who do! She DID exist! My Mom probably still has her somewhere- she never throws anything out!
I had the Brunette Darci, DeeDee......lol
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
I always hated Skipper. She never had boobies or a vag.
But I LOVED the Jamie Somers doll. She had bionicles AND boobies.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Black Canary is noted for her "Canary Cry" – a high powered, sonic scream with the ability to shatter objects and incapacitate villains.
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So what you're saying is this is really a Mariah Carey Barbie?
kdracofan,
:) Aunt Flo would be so proud!
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I had the blonde Darci doll PSL. Yeah, Darci was extra large. No skinny ass Barbie clothes would fit her.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Green is good...
She is modeled after Black Canary. btw. :D
luvs Harry Potter...no satanism there.
Siwwy Cwistuns!! lol.
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on July 16, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Black Canary is hot.
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Holy Crap, It DOES look like Black Canary!
I used to be a huge comic book geek.
These are the same mental patient's that think Harry Potter books promote Satanism.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Mel-Tang on July 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.
kdracofan, I'm so honored to be featured in your siggie!!!
:) LOLOLOLOL
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No no no!
Thank you!
It was the pefect siggy!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Black Canary is hot.
I found naked barbies tied to table legs with my cassette tapes, I asked my little princess why and she just shrugged then started tying them to the back legs where you couldn't see them, she seems normal now. I cut maggie make-ups breasts off because I wasn't allowed to have a male doll, s/he had holes and barbies breasts fit in nicely.
I can't even begin to express how fucking tired I am of some bullshit Christian group getting worked into a frenzy over something that doesn't even matter.
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Potato Wave!
This Barbie makes me think of the part in "Love Actually" when Emma Thompson's character asks if they should give her daughter's friend the doll that looks like a dominatrix or the doll that looks like a transvestite. I think both work here.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
It would’ve been awesome to have had this Barbie way back when…..good Barbie vs. bad Barbie instead of Barbie vs. Sindy and her big ass head.
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I’m trying to correct this.
So heres who this bitch is.....(she first appeared in the DC comics in 1947!!!!)
Black Canary is noted for her martial-arts skills and her "Canary Cry" – a high powered, sonic scream with the ability to shatter objects and incapacitate villains.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on July 16, 2008 - 1:46pm.
I'm sure that somewhere in Sheeps' closet is a blow-up doll looking this.
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bummer he may not see that joke....Dude is out for most of the day......lol
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 16, 2008 - 1:40pm.
I used to draw anatomically correct bits on my barbies. Their lack of naughty bits always creeped me out.
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I totally did too...i would use a pencil and scribble on her nips and puby hairs. :D
As for them modeling this Barbie after a comic book character....yeah, RIGHT! ...and of course they chose the most hoochie looking character to copy. lmao. Loves it! Who the fuck is Black Canary anyway?? I mean, I'm a total nerd for video games and superheros and stuff...but seriously....i have never heard of this bitch.
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